CraftyBreakupHouseFlipper | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mom’s Minecraft Mansion

aita, Arguing, bothered, Boyfriend, deal with it, family conflict, House, irritated, kicked out, MANSION, Minecraft, moms, not talking, School, sex, stressed, Teen, Testing, tired, weekends, work, yelled at mom, Younger Brother

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/800	Votes:	4555
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of hearing your mom and her boyfriend do the dirty deed every night? Do you need a break from the awkwardness of living with a sex-crazed couple? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the sounds of passion and build your own virtual paradise!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of dealing with your mom’s bedroom antics. You can create your own world, far away from the moans and groans that haunt your dreams. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep it down.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to awkward encounters forever. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft? Trust us, it’s way more fun than listening to your mom and her boyfriend getting it on every night.

BlockBusterCraft

BlockBusterCraft, chevron, corporate downsizing, Doge, economic impact, economic instability, Economy, financial crisis, job cuts, job insecurity, job loss, job market, job security, job uncertainty, labor market, Layoffs, layoffs trend, recession, Southwest Airlines, unemployment, workforce reduction

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/400	Votes:	4040
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Potions Brewed:	129	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Are you tired of the real world economy going down the drain? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only layoffs you’ll see are when creepers blow up your house! No more worrying about Doge or Chevron, just focus on building your dream world with unlimited resources and endless fun. Who needs Southwest Airlines when you can fly around on a dragon in the virtual world? Join us now and escape the real world chaos for good!

Cosmic Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, circumcised, circumcision controversy, circumcision debate, circumcision myths, Cosmic, Crafters, Cum, ejaculation, Foreskin, genital hygiene, genitalia, male anatomy, male circumcision, male reproductive system, penises, reproductive health, sexual function, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, uncircumcised

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/200	Votes:	7467
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out if uncircumcised penises really do have more cum!

We’ve got pixelated pigs, cows, and chickens that will blow your mind with their reproductive abilities.

Explore our virtual world and uncover the truth about foreskin and its impact on ejaculation volume.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the ultimate showdown between circumcised and uncircumcised players.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your pants)!

BlockyFamilyDrama

abandonment, Abuse, addiction, BETRAYAL, BlockyFamilyDrama, boundaries crossed, communication breakdown, dishonesty, emotional trauma, family conflict, financial issues, irreparable damage, lack of respect, Manipulation, mental health issues, neglect, toxic relationship, trust broken, unforgivable actions, unresolved issues, values clash

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/200	Votes:	9230
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a fresh start? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your family baggage behind as you embark on epic adventures in a virtual world where the only family you need is your fellow players. Who needs Aunt Karen’s passive-aggressive comments when you can be building a castle with your new BFFs? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a new Minecraft family on our server!

CraftyPutinLather

Agreement, CraftyPutinLather, Deal, Diplomacy, EXCITEMENT, foreign policy, influence, international relations, Kremlin, lather, Liking, Manipulation, Media, mouthpieces, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, political strategy, Propaganda, putin, russia, US administration

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/700	Votes:	2081
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Buildings Constructed:	14	Farms Harvested:	221
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

So, like, picture this: You’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle, when suddenly Putin’s mouthpieces start freakin’ out! They’re all like, “OMG, the US administration is makin’ deals that we love!” And you’re just like, “WTF?!”

But don’t worry, cuz on this server, we don’t deal with all that political drama. We’re all about havin’ a good time and buildin’ crazy stuff! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and maybe even a dance party or two. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself might even make a guest appearance. So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me.

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

administrator, auction house, Bounties, Bows, citizen, classic prisons, Community, Contraband, Discord, Gangs, Guards, Moderator, Nonop, Parkour, pen, Potions, Prison, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, senior guard, server ip, Swords, warden

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2246
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ores Mined:	855	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	Join our Discord
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

What’s the Deal?

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? If you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?

Features	Become a Parolee Prestiges Guards Quests Gangs Illegal items The grind Rent a prison cell Basic tools Solitary Confinement Bounties Auction House Parkour challenges and hidden Quests Multiple ways to Earn Money

Ranks

Rank	Requirements
A – Default Prisoner	N/A
B – $25,000	Earn $25,000 in-game
C – $80,000	Earn $80,000 in-game
D – $250,000	Earn $250,000 in-game
E – $800,000	Earn $800,000 in-game
Parolee – $1,500,000	Earn $1,500,000 in-game
Citizen – $2,000,000	Earn $2,000,000 in-game

Guards

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison.

Guards will enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc.

Join Our Server

Join our Discord and start playing on play.thepen-mc.net

Mindset Escape 1.21.4

1.21.4, Escape, mindset

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/100	Votes:	620
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Players Killed by Monsters:	7649	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a land of pixelated chaos and madness.

You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss or a hidden dungeon filled with talking llamas.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life.

Just remember to go off your medication before logging in – things are about to get wild!

MomGriefer69

anger, body image, body shaming, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, eating issues, Emotional Abuse, family, fat shaming, gym, healing, mental health, MomGriefer69, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self-care, Support, weight loss

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/100	Votes:	8469
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to build your dream world and explore endless possibilities.

Are you tired of being called fat by your family? Well, on our server, you can be as big or as small as you want! No body shaming here, just pure fun and creativity.

Join us and unleash your anger in the gym… I mean, in the game! Build your own gym and work out those frustrations by punching blocks and running around like a maniac.

And if anyone dares to call you fat in the game, just throw a virtual object at them! No real-life consequences here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft justice.

So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you’ll have a blast… and maybe even shed a few virtual pounds while you’re at it!

PresidentialMediaControlCraft

advisors, Censorship, Democracy, Executive Order, freedom of press, government control, information control, Journalism, legitimate sources, Media bias, media credibility, media manipulation, media outlets, News, panel, political agenda, president, PresidentialMediaControlCraft, press freedom, public opinion, public trust

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/100	Votes:	3167
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Holy Grails Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of living in a world where only the President and his buddies get to decide what news you can trust? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in freedom of information! Join us and together we can overthrow the oppressive regime of fake news and censorship!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the world’s top journalists are hiding out, broadcasting the truth to the masses through hidden messages in our pixelated landscapes. Join us and become a part of the resistance against the mainstream media!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Truth, rumored to have the power to uncover any conspiracy and reveal the secrets of the universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s mine for justice together!

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, alleged, blocky, Bolsonaros, Brazil, Brazilian politics, Charged, Conspiracy, Corruption, coup plot, Democracy, ex-president, far right leader, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Jair Bolsonaro, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Politics, scandal, Server, south america, trial

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4305
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

so, like, u know how some servers are just boring and lame? well, not this one, my dudes. this server is like, the wildest ride of ur life. we got ex-presidents getting charged for coup plots, like wtf?! u won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure. come join us for some crazy adventures and who knows, maybe u’ll even uncover a conspiracy or two. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those sneaky politicians, they’re always up to something.

NATO Noobs Unite! Peace Out Ukraine!

aggression, Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, membership pledge, Military, nato, Négotiation, Noobs, Peace, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine, unite

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/200	Votes:	7058
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Towns Built:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

so like, u know how russia is all like “nyet” to nato tryna keep peace in ukraine? well, we got a minecraft server where u can join the fun and chaos! forget about politics, come build ur own empire and fight for control of the land!

we got crazy battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. join now and be part of the madness! who needs nato when u got us? come on, comrade, let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

DespairCraft: Voteless Land

Associations, civic engagement, Community, community despair, decreased, Despair, DespairCraft, elections, Implications, implications of despair, individual experiences, Land, mental health, political participation, research, Social Impact, societal implications, study, Troubling, Voteless, voter behavior, voter turnout, voting behavior

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/600	Votes:	9769
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DON’T U GONNA BE SAD LIKE VOTERS WHO DON’T VOTE CUZ THEY SAD. WE GOT BLOCKS AND PIGS AND SHINY DIAMONDS TO CHEER U UP. U WON’T FEEL DESPAIR WHEN U BUILDIN’ A CASTLE WITH UR FRIENDS. VOTE FOR FUN AND JOIN US, WE MAKE SURE U NEVER SAD AGAIN. #BLOCKS4LIFE #PIGS4PREZ

What is the IP for Queen Chess Minecraft Server?

alireza firouzja, Anand, anand vs dubov, anand vs hikaru, anand vs kramnik, anand vs magnus carlsen, Best Chess Channel, carlsen, Chess, chess game play, Chess memes, Chess Openings, chess openings for beginners, chess tricks, chessbaseindia, chesstraining, ding liren, fabiano caruana, Garry Kasparov, gotham chess, gothamchess caro kann, hikaru nakamura, ian nepomniachtchi, Levon Aronian, magnus carlsen, Minecraft, Nakamura, nakamura vs carlsen, Queen, Server, short, viswanathan anand, YouTube Chess

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/100	Votes:	7603
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6225
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Queen Chess is a talented and innovative chess player known for her strategic and aggressive style of play. With a fierce competitive spirit, she has gained recognition in the chess community for her exceptional skills and achievements. Queen Chess is dedicated to pushing the boundaries of the game and inspiring others to pursue excellence in chess.

EweCraft – Wooly Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, appreciation, birthday tentacles, Blockheads, discussion, EN streamers, EweCraft, Friends, JP streamers, Lisa, live now, Meru, PixelLink, Realm, Sheep, Sheeptuber, sleepy, Streamers, tsunderia, Unity, VSMP, Vtuber, Wool, Wooly, yuuna

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/100	Votes:	6829
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Animals Bred:	29
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic birthday tentacles edition! We’ve got sheep vtubers and their friends, big or small, all ready to play with you!

Come hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, and more crazy sheep lovers!

We’ve also got friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, MomokoNuihara, and PleiadesLillie ready to party with you!

And don’t forget about our mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona and HoshimiyaMeeple, they’re waiting for you to join the fun!

Who’s live right now? Who’s going live soon? Check out the links and get in on the action!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time with Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity!

Don’t miss out on the chaos with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy!

Previous /wool/ thread: >>95803777

Get ready for a sheep-tastic adventure on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCash4U

Accountability, aita, bad friend, basic necessities, borrowing money, Cold attitude, CraftyCash4U, designer shopping, financial mindset, financial responsibility, five star hotels, Friend, gourmet restaurants, holding accountable, ignoring, luxury spending, luxury vacation, mutual friends, personal finance, rent money, savings

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/700	Votes:	5931
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Come join our Minecraft server where luxury vacationers turn into beggars in a matter of days! Witness the drama unfold as players go from posting about their fancy vacations to begging for in-game currency to pay rent. Who will you choose to lend money to? Will you be called a bad friend for not helping out? Find out on our server where financial mindsets clash and friendships are tested! Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the luxury to poverty rollercoaster!

Players:	93/700	Votes:	2284
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Animals Bred:	31
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Zombie Dances:	9