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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

15 year old boy, cancer diagnosis, Comforting, compassion, death, emotional, end of life, family, Grief, gut-wrenching, Heartbreaking, Illness, Loss, love, Minecraft, PALS, PIXEL, Server, Siblings, sobbing, Support, terminal cancer, terminal illness, Younger Brother

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel all the feels? Look no further! Our server is so emotional, it’ll have you comforting your younger siblings like a pro in no time. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through virtual worlds and real-life tears. Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you cope with the harsh realities of life? Join now for a truly gut-wrenching experience!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Virginity Lost Minecraft SMP

Celibacy, life choices, Lost, Minecraft, personal boundaries, Self Discovery, self love, self-acceptance, sexual confidence, sexual desire, Sexual empowerment, sexual experience, sexual exploration, sexual freedom, sexual fulfillment, sexual identity, sexual liberation, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, smp, societal expectations, VIRGINITY, virginity stigma

Are you tired of trying to impress people to lose your virginity on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the celibate lifestyle! Who needs pussy when you have diamonds, right? Join us and revel in the glory of being a Minecraft virgin forever! Plus, we have a secret underground cult dedicated to worshipping the elusive Ender Dragon. Who needs sex when you have dragon rituals, am I right? So come join us and embrace the celibate life – it’s the way to go!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Ores Mined:	2793
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

WeddingDitcherCraft

blood thinning injections, Boundaries, Bridesmaid, Challenges, Communication, compassion, Decision making, Empathy, friendship, guilt trip, health, HG, Illness, morning sickness, PCOS, Pregnancy, self-care, Support, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingDitcherCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any bridesmaids guilt-tripping you! Join us and leave the morning sickness behind as you explore endless possibilities in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs toxic friends when you have a community of fellow players ready to support you through thick and thin (or should we say, thick and brick)? Say goodbye to guilt trips and hello to epic adventures on our server!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Enchantments Applied:	246

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

JobSucksMinecraftSMP

bad boss, difficult work conditions, frustrating job, job experience, JobSucksMinecraftSMP, lack of support, long hours, low pay, micromanagement, negative work culture, no growth opportunities, overworked, repetitive tasks, stressful work environment, terrible coworkers, toxic workplace, unappreciated, Underappreciated, underpaid, unfulfilling work, worst job

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly diamond? Sick of getting griefed by creepers every time you build a beautiful house? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our Minecraft SMP where the only job experience you’ll need is being a professional block breaker! Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans, like the time a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake (don’t worry, they ate their way out) or when a group of players started a llama parade through the town square.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunts! Rumor has it that there’s a secret stash of enchanted golden apples hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a pack of evil bunnies. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful place as the server’s richest player?

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a good sense of humor!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MeanCraft Redemption

bullying, CHANGE, Empathy, forgiveness, Former Mean Girls, FRIENDSHIPS, high school, introspection, Kindness, MeanCraft, personal growth, re-evaluate, Redemption, Reflection, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, social dynamics, transformation, treated people

Are you tired of being a former mean girl and want to make a change in your virtual life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where bullying is not allowed and kindness is key.

Our server is filled with former mean girls who have seen the error of their ways and are now spreading positivity and good vibes. Imagine building a rainbow castle with your former enemies or going on a quest to find the lost treasure of the Kindness Kingdom.

So come on and join us, because on this server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding what color to dye your sheep!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Love Letters Sent:	18	Falling into the Void:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Trump’s Target Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, ASSASSINATE, Assassination, attempted assassination, Book, Conspiracy, criminal charges, ex-president, extremist ideology, iran, law enforcement investigation, man, Minecraft, political assassination, security risk, Server, Target, Terrorism, threat, trump, Trumps, trying to kill, urging, wrote

so like, u know how there’s this server that’s like, totally lit? well, this server is like, the ultimate place to be, man. like, we got so much cool stuff going on, u won’t even believe it.

first off, we got this dude who tried to kill Trump, but get this, he also wrote a book telling Iran to assassinate the ex-president. like, what even is that? it’s so crazy, it’s like something out of a movie.

but wait, there’s more. on this server, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. u can ride a chicken into battle and fight off hordes of evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword.

and if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground base where u can join forces with other players to take down the evil Ender Dragon and save the world from certain doom.

so come join us on this epic Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of brain damage).

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyCoupMasters

Agreement, Ceasefire, Conflict, COUP, CraftyCoupMasters, Defense, Diplomacy, Government, instability, international relations, Military, Négotiation, peace deal, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, Ukrainian soldiers, Unrest, Warning

Yo, fam, come join our lit Minecraft server where we got Ukrainian soldiers warning of coups if you make peace deals with Russia! Like, who knew Minecraft could be so political, amirite? But don’t worry, we got you covered with epic battles and drama that will make your head spin. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds. Let’s get this party started, y’all!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Wave Blocker Simulator

Blocker, complex particle configurations, Light waves, materials development, research, scattering, SIMULATOR, software package, sound waves, water waves, WAVE, wave blocking, wave deflection

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, a wild wave of sound, water, or light comes out of nowhere and messes up your whole vibe. like, what the heck, right?

well, fear not, my fellow minecrafters, because on this server, we have the most epic software package that can model how these waves are scattered when they meet crazy particle configurations. like, we’re talking next level stuff here.

join our server and never worry about pesky waves ruining your minecraft experience again. build the most epic structures without any interference. trust me, you won’t find this kind of technology on any other server. it’s like magic, but better.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and experience the ultimate wave-blocking, wave-deflecting, wave-destroying minecraft server of your dreams. you won’t regret it, i promise.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magic Items Found:	1400
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Enchantments Applied:	204

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SurviveMC

Factions, Hardcore, hcf, Kitmap, KitPvP, LifeSteal, og, PvP, Raiding, Revival, SOTWs, Survival, SurviveMC

Welcome to SurviveMC.net, home of the best OG HCF servers!

Weekly SOTWs and Kitmap are live now!

Don’t miss out on the revival of HCF!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

StrangerCraft – only you create the world! Minecraft server

Active Development, administration, Development, discord server, Griefers, Lobby, military theme, minecraft server, new mode, peaceful-survival, Player complaints, Player monitoring, Real soldier, responsive administration, role playing games, server description, Server Rules, Starter Kit, State defense, Survival

Hello!

Our server is in active development and here is what we can offer now.

We have Survival, where you can build a house and survive peacefully, enjoying the beauty of the server. We do not support griefers, so the administration monitors the state of the server and always meets the players halfway. Also, the development of a new mode is in full swing, about it a little below. Do not forget about the discord server where the responsive administration lives, there you can leave a complaint about a player breaking the rules!

In addition to survival, another server will soon open, which we wrote about above, where you can immerse yourself in the world of role-playing games and feel like a real soldier defending the rights of his state! Also, the lobby presents a military theme, under the main mode of the server, which will appear a little later

Naturally, not all the cool stuff on our server is described in the description. So come play on the server and chat in the discord. Good luck

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	117
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Future Games Minecraft Server

2025, augmented reality, Future, future of gaming, games, gaming advancements, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming design, gaming evolution, gaming experiences, gaming industry, gaming innovations, Gaming landscape., gaming platforms, gaming predictions, gaming technology, gaming trends, Minecraft, Next Gen Consoles, Server, video game development, video games, virtual reality

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Picture this: it’s the year 2025 and we’ve got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and creepers that do the cha-cha slide before exploding.

Join us on this server for a chance to ride on the backs of dragons, build a castle made entirely of cake, and participate in epic dance-offs with the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing and are always looking for new recruits.

So why wait for the future when you can experience it now on our mind-blowing Minecraft server? Join us and let’s make 2025 the best year for video games ever!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Buildings Constructed:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Minecraft SMP: /Vore/ General – Corruption Tastes So Good Edition

ADVANTAGE, Corruption, desuarchive, detective, Disappearances, Edition, FAT ASS, general, Good, investigation, long tail, Minecraft, position of power, power dynamics, predator, predding, prey, RESPONSIBILITY, Situations, smp, TASTES, tastes so good, Thread, Trash, vore

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the predators are in positions of power and use it to their advantage for predding! Imagine a fat detective investigating disappearances, only to realize they are the ones responsible for it all along! It’s a wild ride of deception, betrayal, and vore-filled adventures. So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just be prepared to lose yourself in the madness.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Zombie Dances:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

FILgate: The Permissionless Server

aita, bad guys, conservative Christian, Disney, Fil, FILgate, hurt, in charge, INCONVENIENCE, last minute, MIL, movies, objections, Permission, permissionless, Petty, refusal, Server, sister, sleepover, small town, stand our ground, Upset, weird demand

Are you tired of dealing with conservative Christian in-laws who make last-minute demands and ruin your sleepover plans? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the drama!

Join our server for a chance to build a virtual world where you can watch all the Disney movies you want with no judgment from anyone’s dad. No more awkward phone calls or passive-aggressive texts, just pure fun and creativity.

Don’t let family drama get in the way of your gaming experience. Join us now and leave all the real-life nonsense behind. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual sleepovers are way more fun than the ones with your sister-in-law. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and leave the family drama at the door!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

EscapeArtist in Minecraft SMP

abduction, breaking free, Captivity, emergency tactics, escape plan, escape strategy, EscapeArtist, evading capture, fighting back, finding help, hostage situation, Kidnapped, Minecraft, Quick Thinking, rescue mission, seeking assistance, self defense, self-preservation, smp, staying calm, survival instincts, survival skills, thinking on your feet

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself trapped in a virtual world where the only way out is to outsmart your kidnappers… wait, what? That’s right, we’ve taken kidnapping to a whole new level in this SMP. Join us if you think you have what it takes to escape your virtual captors and make it out alive. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	28
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Runes Activated:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

StinkyCraft

abhorrent, Disgusting, Foul, intolerable, malodorous, nauseating, noxious, odor, offensive, OVERWHELMING, pungent, putrid, rancid, RANK, Repulsive, revolting, sickening, smell, stench, StinkyCraft, Unpleasant

Are you tired of being surrounded by stinky smells in the real world? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you will never have to deal with any unpleasant odors again! Our virtual world is filled with the sweet aroma of freshly baked cookies and blooming flowers. Join us and say goodbye to smelly socks and stinky cheese forever!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn named Sparkles who grants wishes to all players. Want a diamond sword? Just ask Sparkles! Need a castle built in record time? Sparkles will make it happen! With Sparkles by your side, anything is possible in our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the sweet smell of success and the magic of Sparkles! Trust us, once you enter our world, you’ll never want to leave.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1945
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Potions Brewed:	149
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Astral Projections Made:	2