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EternalBlockParty – Minecraft SMP

EternalBlockParty, Life goals Longevity Happiness Health Fulfillment Dreams Contentment Love Success Wealth Family Peace Wisdom Adventure Prosperity Gratitude Passion Balance Purpose Abundance, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7370
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1190
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	New Chunks Explored:	875417

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops fried chicken wings as loot. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will launch you into the stratosphere. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you infinite hunger.

So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

CraftyCreationsMC

Afterlife, Beliefs, CraftyCreationsMC, creator, deity, Divine, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, moral code, opinion, philosophy, PRAYER, Religion, salvation, spirituality, Supernatural, theology, Universe, Worship

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9117
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ores Mined:	2971	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Divine Spears Created:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server where even God himself plays? That’s right, our server is so amazing that even the big man upstairs can’t resist logging on to build some epic structures and battle it out with other players. Join now to see if you can take on God in a PvP match or team up with him to create the ultimate base. Who knows, maybe he’ll even bless you with some diamond armor for good luck! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress the man upstairs!

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2933
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	New Chunks Explored:	650876
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Farms Harvested:	662
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	670
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6301
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2829
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ores Mined:	2946
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4505
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3203
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Divine Spears Created:	27	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Void Gems Collected:	24

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8146
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Divine Spears Created:	27
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8936
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Void Gems Collected:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
New Chunks Explored:	668532	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9402
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	34

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5288
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	786
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2295
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Ores Mined:	7616	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	New Chunks Explored:	125576
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	952
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Players:	98/900	Votes:	1331
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5082
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	198