CraftyBossAbuseLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2024

DadlessDynasty Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are more twisted than a creeper in a tornado! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, alliances, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family relationships.

Are you tired of boring old family dynamics in real life? Come join us and experience the chaos of trying to navigate a blended family with more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether. Will you prioritize spending time with your mom’s new husband and his family, or will you rebel against the system and stick with your real family? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some explosive arguments along the way.

With more family drama than a soap opera, this Minecraft server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing at the absurdity of it all. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of family dysfunction!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

FosterBroNoBroCraft

annoyance, Attention, Boundaries, burden, Communication, Conflict, depression, emotional trauma, family, favoritism, foster child, FosterBroNoBroCraft, hatred, mental health, Nuisance, parenting, relationships, Resentment, sibling, stealing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape annoying siblings like Asher and build your dream world without any pesky interruptions!

Join us if you’re tired of being followed around and harassed by a finger-tapping, food-stealing, anime-porn-sending leech of a brother. On our server, you can finally have peace and quiet to mine, build, and explore to your heart’s content without any family drama.

Don’t worry about hurting anyone’s feelings here – we fully support your decision to disown any siblings who make your life a living nightmare. So come on over and let’s craft away the stress of dealing with annoying family members together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	789
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

LifeChangingHabit – Minecraft SMP

behavior change, daily routine, habit building, habit change, habit formation, habit stacking, habit tracking, healthy habits, life changing habits, life improvement, LifeChangingHabit, lifestyle change, mindset shift, Minecraft, new habits, personal development, personal growth, positive habits, self improvement, self-discipline, smp, success habits, transformation

Join our Minecraft SMP and pick up the habit of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks! Not only will it change your life, but it will also make you the envy of all the other players on the server. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a big enough statue, a secret portal to a diamond-filled dimension will open up right in your base. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start sculpting your way to riches and fame!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6881	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyCreeper27

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Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be able to ride a flying pig while juggling diamond blocks and singing the Minecraft theme song backwards! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited stacks of enchanted golden apples and rare loot that will make other players green with envy. So come join us and show off your mad skills that will make Steve himself jealous!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BusStationBrawl Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only terror attack you’ll experience is when a creeper sneaks up on you and blows up your house! we’ve got more action than the Beersheba Central Bus Station, with one player already killed (in-game, of course) and nine others wounded (emotionally from losing their diamond pickaxe).

our server is so lit, it’ll make you wanna scream “creeper, oh man!” as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, hidden treasures, and epic battles with other players.

join us now and experience the thrill of surviving and thriving in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie horde). trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring enough torches, then you might regret it a little).

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin! (just make sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good)

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Chimeras Created:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

LebCraft Peacekeepers

Conflict, Diplomacy, international relations, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military presence, Outrageous, peace agreement, peace negotiations, Peacekeepers, peacekeeping mission, political statement, President Michael D Higgins, regional stability, SECURITY, Tensions, threat, united nations

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN PRESIDENT MICHAEL D HIGGINS WANTS TO JOIN! HE SAYS IT’S LIKE AN ‘OUTRAGEOUS’ PARTY IN ISRAEL THREATENING PEACEKEEPERS IN LEBANON, BUT INSTEAD OF WAR, WE’RE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND SLAYING DRAGONS TOGETHER! COME JOIN US FOR SOME CRAZY FUN AND MAYHEM, WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS?! 🎉🏰🐲

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Gods Slained:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ores Mined:	7975

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Lost Chunk Adventures

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OMG u guyz, dis server is like a hidden treasure chest waiting to be discovered! Our scientists have found a lost chunk of seafloor filled with ancient structures and epic loot! Join now and be the first to uncover these mysterious wonders! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this underwater world of madness and mayhem! Swim with dolphins, battle sea monsters, and explore hidden caves filled with diamonds and gold! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic quest for glory and riches! Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity!

Join us on our server where the mobs have all learned how to dance the Macarena and the villagers are secretly plotting a revolution against the players. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground disco party or a group of chickens forming a rock band.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Streaming Hord, a group of elite players who stream their epic adventures for the world to see. Join them in their quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing nothing but a tutu and a top hat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. It’s a streaming hord of fun waiting for you!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4839
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos!

Imagine a world where the mobs are actually friendly and help you build your epic base. Picture a land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. That’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From the Descent of the Five Senses to the Rowdy and Cheery extravaganza, you’ll never have a dull moment. And don’t even get us started on the Total Assault challenges – Kaiten, Perorodzilla, you name it, we’ve got it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything goes!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	27	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

DivorceCraft: Dad’s Drama

abusive relationship, autism, Communication, coping mechanisms, Dads, Divorce, divorce story, DivorceCraft, Drama, Emotional healing, emotional impact, Empathy, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family trauma, forgiveness, parental abandonment, parental abuse, parental divorce, personal growth, sibling relationships, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make you want to run away and start a whole new life in a virtual world!

Join us and escape the real world where parents are divorcing, moms are abusive, and dads are feeling like failures. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, build whatever you want to build, and never have to worry about family drama again!

We promise that our server will make you feel so good, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and leave all your troubles behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

5MinLegalMadness Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Imagine a world where everything is legal for five minutes – that’s right, you can finally steal your neighbor’s diamonds without any consequences! But beware, they might just turn the tables on you and steal your enchanted gear right back.

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and unexpected alliances as you navigate through a world where the only rule is there are no rules. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a suit of armor made out of melons? Why not!

But be prepared for the unexpected, as our server is filled with secret traps, hidden treasures, and mysterious creatures that will keep you on your toes. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in this world, anything goes – for five glorious minutes, at least.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Animals Bred:	22	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PixelPleasures

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Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a chorus of singing parrots and dancing llamas. Yes, you heard that right – our server is filled with musical animals that are guaranteed to put a smile on your face!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton do the moonwalk!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of enchanted diamond blocks? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (and possibly terror)!

So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server where every day is a new adventure and every small thing is guaranteed to make your day better. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Star Shards Collected:	253	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Villages Defended:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ShipwreckedNavyCraft

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so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a nz navy ship run aground and sinks, but in minecraft, ya know? you can build your own ship and watch it sink to the bottom of the ocean, it’s like a party down there with all the drowned mobs and treasure chests. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of sinking ships and building epic underwater bases, it’s gonna be a wild ride, matey!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Block Party

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join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Farms Harvested:	989
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Holy Pixel Well-Being

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Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got religious and scientific beliefs chilling together like besties! Like, who knew that believing in both could actually make you feel better? It’s like a magical potion for your soul, dude.

We got 55,230 peeps from 54 countries vibing on our server, spreading those pro-science beliefs like confetti at a party. And guess what? It’s making them feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like, who needs therapy when you got Minecraft, amirite?

So, if you wanna level up your well-being and have a blast with like-minded peeps, join our server now! We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows. Okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty awesome.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.