CraftyBossAbuseLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2024

DivorceCraft: Dad’s Drama

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make you want to run away and start a whole new life in a virtual world!

Join us and escape the real world where parents are divorcing, moms are abusive, and dads are feeling like failures. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, build whatever you want to build, and never have to worry about family drama again!

We promise that our server will make you feel so good, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and leave all your troubles behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	4721	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Void Gems Collected:	40	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

5MinLegalMadness Minecraft SMP

5MinLegalMadness, Minecraft, smp

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Imagine a world where everything is legal for five minutes – that’s right, you can finally steal your neighbor’s diamonds without any consequences! But beware, they might just turn the tables on you and steal your enchanted gear right back.

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and unexpected alliances as you navigate through a world where the only rule is there are no rules. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a suit of armor made out of melons? Why not!

But be prepared for the unexpected, as our server is filled with secret traps, hidden treasures, and mysterious creatures that will keep you on your toes. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in this world, anything goes – for five glorious minutes, at least.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PixelPleasures

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Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a chorus of singing parrots and dancing llamas. Yes, you heard that right – our server is filled with musical animals that are guaranteed to put a smile on your face!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton do the moonwalk!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of enchanted diamond blocks? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (and possibly terror)!

So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server where every day is a new adventure and every small thing is guaranteed to make your day better. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ores Mined:	1489
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ShipwreckedNavyCraft

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so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a nz navy ship run aground and sinks, but in minecraft, ya know? you can build your own ship and watch it sink to the bottom of the ocean, it’s like a party down there with all the drowned mobs and treasure chests. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of sinking ships and building epic underwater bases, it’s gonna be a wild ride, matey!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Block Party

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join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	240	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Holy Pixel Well-Being

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Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got religious and scientific beliefs chilling together like besties! Like, who knew that believing in both could actually make you feel better? It’s like a magical potion for your soul, dude.

We got 55,230 peeps from 54 countries vibing on our server, spreading those pro-science beliefs like confetti at a party. And guess what? It’s making them feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like, who needs therapy when you got Minecraft, amirite?

So, if you wanna level up your well-being and have a blast with like-minded peeps, join our server now! We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows. Okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty awesome.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Zombie Dances:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ores Mined:	5746

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Blocky Fart Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamond blocks, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon egg. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against evil creepers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! farts again

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

> Development Driven Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only development happening is your character leveling up? Well, look no further because our server is all about “development driven development”!

Join us and witness the magic of trees growing into skyscrapers, pigs evolving into flying unicorns, and diamonds turning into disco balls! Our server is so advanced that even the blocks themselves are constantly evolving and changing.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, and they’re plotting to take over the server with their mind-bending technology. Will you join forces with them or fight against their devious plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who needs regular old development when you can have “development driven development” instead?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SkincareCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of your skincare products mysteriously disappearing faster than you can say “moisturize me, baby”? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of drama and passive-aggressive roommate battles over expensive lotions and potions.

Picture this: you log on to our server, ready to build your dream castle, only to find that your roommate has already claimed all the prime real estate for her skincare shrine. Will you confront her and risk being labeled as the villain? Or will you join forces with other players to overthrow her reign of lotion-stealing terror?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to mythical creatures who thrive on stealing skincare products for their own beauty rituals. Will you be able to protect your precious potions from these sneaky monsters, or will you find yourself embroiled in a skincare war like no other?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as thick as a hydrating face mask and the friendships are as fragile as a glass bottle of serum. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate skincare showdown!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Mom’s Wedding Bribe Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama and the struggles of eloping? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and escape the drama of family conflicts, just like our player who eloped to avoid the chaos of wedding planning. No need to worry about choosing who to invite or dealing with expectations from step-siblings who think they should be in the wedding party.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to experience the thrill of virtual elopement with your in-game partner. Avoid all the stress of planning a wedding and jump straight into the fun!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to elope in style on our Minecraft server. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one with us? Join now and say “I do” to the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	135	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the most unexpected thing someone can do to instantly make them 10 times more attractive is… wearing a pumpkin on their head while riding a pig!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and insane stories. Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only speak in pig Latin. And don’t even get us started on the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that take place every full moon.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and your pig ridden)!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Towns Built:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Farms Harvested:	271	Players Killed by Monsters:	8681
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4198
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Blockheadz R Us

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Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everyone will finally understand you! We have a community of players who will appreciate your quirky sense of humor, your love for building giant statues of llamas, and your obsession with collecting every type of block in the game.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling a horde of zombie chickens, exploring a secret underground city filled with diamond ore, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is a place where you can truly be yourself and let your creativity run wild.

So why wait? Join now and show the world just how misunderstood and awesome you really are!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2824
Falling into the Void:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Enchantments Applied:	246
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftyTaiwanLand

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come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a taiwanese president! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster in the motherland (sorry mainland china, you ain’t the real deal). our republic is older than your grandma’s dentures, so come on over and build some epic structures while dodging political controversies like a pro. trust us, you won’t be bored on this server – it’s like a soap opera but with creepers and zombies instead of evil twins and love triangles. join us now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Luke Look Server

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hey u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! first of all, we have a secret hidden treasure chest in the spawn area that is filled with diamonds and golden apples! but be careful, there is a giant chicken guarding it that shoots fireballs out of its beak!

also, we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion that is haunted by friendly ghosts who will give u free enchanted armor! and if u find the secret portal in the nether, it will take u to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs!

oh, and did i mention that we have a giant statue of a potato that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour? yea, it’s pretty epic. so come join our server and have the time of ur life! or at least until the giant chicken eats u. lolz!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	31	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Dingoes Evolved From East Asian Dog-Like Ancestor: StudyCraft

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Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where dingoes have evolved from East Asian dog-like ancestors? Yeah, you heard me right! These dingoes are running around the server like they own the place, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go.

But that’s not all, oh no. This server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of block-building and combat. They are always ready to swoop in and save the day whenever the dingoes get out of hand.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, there are rumors of a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. It is said to be guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes and a taste for diamond blocks. Will you be brave enough to face the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this insane Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2