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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 2680 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 92 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Potions Brewed: | 187 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 |
Towns Built: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!