Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we’re drunk on is the excitement of building epic structures and battling mobs! Join us for a wild time filled with virtual adventures and pixelated fun.

Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY