CraftyBoomers911 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1558
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Picture this: on our server, you can ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only the bravest players can find.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be blessed with infinite riches and eternal glory.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what epic quests and ridiculous shenanigans await you. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, Dispute Resolution, economic sanctions, global trade, international relations, international trade, Minecraft, NAFTA, North America, redress, regional free trade deal, RETALIATION, Server, trade agreement, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policy, Trump tariffs, united states, World Trade Organization, WTO

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7643
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Enchantments Applied:	162	Players Killed by Monsters:	2449
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

so like, u know how Canada is all like “eh” and stuff? well, they’re totally gonna file a claim against Trump’s tariffs! like, they’re gonna be all like “take that, eh!” and seek redress under some free trade deal. it’s gonna be wild, eh! come join our Minecraft server and be part of the action, eh! build a giant igloo to show your support for Canada, eh! we even have a special “tariff-free zone” where you can trade with other players without any crazy fees, eh! so come on, join us and let’s show Trump who’s boss, eh!

TariffCraft: Trump Talks & Trades

agreements, Canada, Diplomacy, discussions, Economy, international relations, Leaders, mexico, Mexico tariffs, negotiations, North America, Politics, summit, talks, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tariffs impact, Trade, trade war, TRADES, trudeau, trump, united states

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7124
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Towns Built:	7	Zombie Dances:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Magic Items Found:	5961

so like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away in minecraft, minding your own business, when all of a sudden, trump pops up in the game! he’s all like “hey guys, wanna build a wall in minecraft too? let’s make minecraft great again!” and you’re just like, what the actual heck is happening right now?

but wait, it gets even crazier! next thing you know, trudeau and the mexican president join the server too, and they’re all having this epic build battle to see who can make the best trade deal in minecraft. it’s like a political showdown, but in block form!

if you wanna be part of this insane minecraft world where world leaders are duking it out in a virtual game, then you gotta join our server! come build walls, make deals, and maybe even start a minecraft war with your friends. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down next? join now and be part of the madness!

BabyBlocker – Protecting your ovaries since 2010

age 45, BabyBlocker, birth control, Cancer prevention, cancer risk factors, cancer statistics, childbearing, Childless, Family Planning, fertility, gynecological health, hormonal contraception, Medical research, Oral contraceptive pill, ovarian cancer, ovaries, pill use, pregnancy history, Protecting, reproductive health, risk reduction, Women’s Health, women’s reproductive choices

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7265
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the oral contraceptive pill gives you superpowers! take the pill and reduce your risk of ovarian cancer by 26% – that’s like having a shield against disease! for those who take the pill after age 45, the risk is reduced by a whopping 43% – you’ll be unstoppable!

but wait, there’s more! if you’ve popped out 2 or more kids, your risk of ovarian cancer drops by 39% – it’s like having a whole army of mini protectors inside you! join now and become a cancer-fighting, baby-making superhero on our server – you won’t regret it!

TFMC

#youtube, alchemist, Arcane, Custom Resource Pack, Discord, Dynamic world, Exclusive events, History, Justice, Legacy, magic spells, Murder Mystery, Mysticism, Roleplay, Smithing, Strategic Wars, TFMC, Vanilla, Villain, Whitelisted

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4481
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5577
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3128

TFMC Server Overview

Server	TFMC Realm
Join us on Discord	https://discord.gg/b3yHfxyAhh
Season 3 Trailer	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT3Ns6uK_AA

Discover the TFMC Realm! TFMC offers the ultimate Minecraft Roleplay experience. Forge your path as a master Smith, Forester, Miner, Fisher, Agriculturist, or an Engineer. Craft legendary weapons, unravel hidden mysteries, and nurture the land to sustain life. We also have custom dungeons for players to explore and build their characters with.

Embrace mysticism as an Alchemist, unveiling arcane secrets and wielding alchemical wonders. Shape history through thrilling roleplay – solve murder mysteries, engage in strategic wars, or be a cunning villain or beacon of justice.

Explore a dynamic world with exclusive events that your choices shape, leaving a lasting legacy. Immerse in our Custom Resource Pack, harness over 60 Magic Spells, equip legendary MMO Items, face Custom Mobs, and thrive in a Player-Based Economy. Travel on Improved Horses and Custom Boats and discover countless enchanting features.

A short video about the smithing profession: https://youtu.be/2n5J6_JRJ0k

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.3

1.20.3, abnormal growth, beauty, biopsy, cosmetic treatment, dermatologist, Dermatology, Ethereal, health concerns, Medical advice, medical procedure, Melanoma, mole removal, moles, pigmented lesion, Prevention, self-care, skin cancer, skin care routine, skin condition, skin health, skincare, Skylands

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6047
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new world of crazy fun! Imagine digging underground and finding MOLES instead of diamonds! Like, who needs shiny rocks when you can have adorable little moles running around your base, amirite?

And get this, these moles are like, super smart and can help you mine for resources faster than you can say “blocky boi”. Plus, they throw epic mole parties every Saturday night with disco balls made out of redstone dust.

But wait, there’s more! The moles also have their own mini-games where you can race them through obstacle courses and win exclusive prizes like a diamond pickaxe with efficiency 1000.

So come on, join the server and experience the madness of moles in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but who cares, MOLES!

NoFreeLoadersAllowedMC

affordable places, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, financial contribution, friendship, Housing, Lease, living situation, loyalty, NoFreeLoadersAllowedMC, rent free, roommate, roommate agreement, roommate conflict, temporary stay, third person, Utilities

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4611
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape roommate drama like never before! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in a virtual world where you can build your dream house without worrying about unwanted roommates moving in rent-free. Say goodbye to Jake and his duffel bags taking over your space – on our server, you’re the boss of your own blocky kingdom!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and embark on quests to help other players find affordable housing options for their unwanted guests. Become a virtual hero and save the day by teaching them the importance of respecting lease agreements and boundaries.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to roommate drama, one block at a time! Who knew virtual blocks could bring so much joy and laughter?

NoPetNoRegret – Minecraft SMP

dangerous pets, difficult pets, exotic pets, high maintenance pets, Minecraft, NoPetNoRegret, not recommended, pet advice, pet care, pet considerations, pet dangers, pet hazards, pet ownership, pet recommendations, pet safety, Pet selection, pet suggestions, pet tips, Pets, pets to avoid, pets to stay away from, smp, unpopular pets

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9997
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Star Shards Collected:	176	Treasure Maps Found:	9

OMG guys, like you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow llamas that drop diamonds when you pet them. And don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that lay golden eggs every hour, like what even is this madness?!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with talking potatoes that give you quests to find the rarest items in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical unicorn that grants you three wishes, like who needs a genie when you have a unicorn, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a petting zoo with a twist – all the animals are actually disguised creepers in cute costumes. So watch out for that adorable bunny, it might just explode in your face when you least expect it!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in your blocky life!

Crafty Climax

anticipation, Climax, Communication, Crafty, desire, dirty talk, FLIRTING, foreplay, getting in the mood, Intimacy, naughty talk, Passion, pre-sex conversation, relationships, romance, seduction, seductive words, setting the mood, sexual tension, Sweet nothings, turning on, whispering

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8030
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s mine, build, and troll together like there’s no tomorrow!

CanalCraft: No More Belt & Road!

Agreement, belt, Belt and Road, canal, CanalCraft, central america, China, Diplomacy, economic development, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, Infrastructure, international relations, Latin America, Négotiation, panama, president, ROAD, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, Trade, US

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	482
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Star Shards Collected:	119	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

so, like, this server is, like, totally the best ever, man. like, you gotta join cuz the president of Panama is, like, totally obsessed with it. he even said he won’t renew some deal with China cuz he’s too busy playing on our server.

apparently, the US is all like, “we need less Chinese influence over the canal” and the president is just like, “nah, man, I gotta build my epic castle on this server, sorry not sorry.”

so, yeah, come join us and be a part of this crazy drama. who knows, maybe you’ll become besties with the president of Panama. wouldn’t that be wild?

Altheria Worldbuilding

Alliance, alliances, Altheria, bedrock, BUILD, Community, Create, Discord, Economy, Ip:, Launch, Minecraft, Nations, Play, player, PORT, Server, smp, Support, TOWN, War, Wars, Worldbuilding

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6876
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Meteorites Collected:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Dragons Tamed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Geopolitics, worldbuilding, player-run economies and nations
Description	Create towns, build economies, engage in wars and alliances
IP	play.altheria.net
Discord	Join our Discord server
Bedrock Support	Port 25565

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join using the IP play.altheria.net
Is there support for bedrock edition?	Yes, we support bedrock edition on port 25565
Can I create my own town?	Yes, you can create your own towns and build economies
How do I engage in wars and alliances?	You can participate in wars and alliances with other players on the server

Dreamscape Haven 1.20

Anon, coping strategies, dreamscape, fighting back, Good Night, Haven, Hope, inner strength, mental health, Mental Wellness, never give up, positive affirmations, reaching out, seeking help, self love, self-care, self-harm prevention, self-preservation, staying alive, staying strong, Suicide prevention, Support

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9761
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Hey bro, do you like Minecraft? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha-cha slide. Join our server for a wild ride through pixelated madness.

We’ve got diamond armor that makes you invincible and enchanted swords that shoot lasers. Not to mention, our players are all secretly unicorns in disguise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And did I mention that the sun sets in the east and rises in the west? Yeah, we’re that crazy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, don’t feed the Endermen after midnight. Trust me, you don’t want to know what happens.

InLawzOutlawzMC

brother-in-law, Communication, compromise, Decision making, Distance, family, family boundaries, family dynamics, family expectations, family visit, in-laws, InLawzOutlawzMC, Priorities, Province, quality time, relationships, SightSeeing, Time management, travel, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2267	Ores Mined:	3839
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Potions Brewed:	116
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Are you tired of family drama ruining your vacation plans? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own family (of pixelated animals, of course)! No in-laws to worry about here, just endless possibilities for fun and creativity.

Imagine a wedding where the bride and groom are actually dragons, and you have to mine for diamonds to give them as a gift. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a village of villagers who throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft land. The only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to build your castle with!

So say goodbye to awkward family gatherings and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

HateCraft: Reddit Edition

Attitudes, Behavior, Community, controversial, criticism, culture, Edition, everyday life, hate, HateCraft, internet, normal, ONLINE, online forums, Opinions, public opinion, Real Life, reddit, social media, social norms, society, trends, unpopular

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2349
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Mines Excavated:	1198

Are you tired of Reddit hating on everything you love? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we embrace all the things Reddit despises! From pineapple on pizza to using emojis unironically, we welcome all the controversial topics with open arms.

Join us for epic build battles where the only rule is to create the most outrageous and meme-worthy structures you can think of. Want to ride a llama dressed as a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of a diamond sword? You can do that here!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars” where players compete to pull off the most hilarious pranks on each other. From filling someone’s house with chickens to creating a maze of trapdoors, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner troll run wild! Who knows, you might even become the next Reddit sensation for all the right (or wrong) reasons.

CraftyZelenskyy76

America, budget allocation, CraftyZelenskyy76, diplomatic relations, economic support, financial aid, financial assistance, FOREIGN AID, global affairs, government aid, government funding, international aid, international aid distribution, international relations, political news, Ukraine, Ukraine economy, us foreign policy, US$177 billion, US$76 billion, zelenskyy

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4913
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, y’all. we got more fun than a barrel of creepers, i tell ya. you wanna know why you should join? well, let me tell ya a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house. yeah, you heard me right. a diamond house. and you know what they did with it? they built a roller coaster that went straight through the nether. it was wild, man.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground village filled with villagers who can actually talk? yeah, they gossip more than a bunch of teenage girls at a slumber party. it’s hilarious.

and don’t even get me started on the giant chicken that roams the land. that thing lays golden eggs, i swear. it’s like a real-life money-making machine.

so, if you wanna join a server that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart, then come on down. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a whole lot of shenanigans.

Pixelmon Ranger

Adventure, classical music, Community, Crates, Custom initials, customize, Epic, Events, Incredible, Join, Nostalgia, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Ranger, Pokebuilder, Pokedex, Pokehunt, pokemon, Rewards, Searches, Start, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6484
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Crops Grown:	3079	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

The Pokémon adventure you were looking for! In Pixelmon Ranger you have everything:

Pokehunt to challenge you with epic searches. Pokebuilder to customize your Pokémon as you want. Crates and rewards for completing the Pokédex. Constant events, Custom initials and an incredible community. Relive nostalgia with the classical music of Pixelmon.

Join and start your adventure today!

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