Are you tired of being surrounded by young whippersnappers on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for players aged 30 and above! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

Legend has it that our server was founded by a group of wise old Minecraft players who were tired of being bossed around by teenagers with no respect for their elders. They banded together to create a server where maturity and experience were valued above all else. Rumor has it that they even built a secret base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a dragon that only the most seasoned players can defeat.

But that’s not all! On our server, we have regular events like bingo night, where players compete to see who can mine the most diamonds in a single night. We also have a retirement home for retired players to relax and enjoy their golden years in peace.

So if you’re tired of being called a noob by kids half your age, come join our server and show them who’s boss! Plus, we have free prune juice for all players aged 50 and above. Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft server for the 30+ crowd!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
Mines Excavated: 2160 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
Animals Bred: 125 New Chunks Explored: 199897
Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58
Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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