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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7267
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Holy Grails Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	184928
Gods Slained:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

New Minecraft Servers

Are you starting to like less the older you get? Well, it’s time to escape reality and join our wacky Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of retired circus performers who have taken their clowning skills to the digital world.

Picture this: instead of boring old mining and building, you’ll be juggling creepers, riding pigs through obstacle courses, and battling evil mobs with custard pies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret clown car that can teleport you to a hidden land filled with rainbow-colored sheep and dancing llamas.

So if you’re tired of adulting and ready for some ridiculous fun, come join us on our Minecraft server. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and question your sanity.

DadRescue Minecraft Server

Argument, Blaming, boarding, Car show, Communication, customer support, DadRescue, family outing, family time, father son, grudge, heated discussion, holiday, late arrival, Minecraft, missed train, parking trouble, selfish, Server, sibling, Tears, train station, Transportation

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9750
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s time management skills? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like missing a train to a car show!

Experience the thrill of trying to park in a reserved spot, only to realize the regular lot is on the other side of the road! Will you make it to the train on time or will you be left behind like poor OP?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your family members over missed trains and blame games! Will you be called selfish for not wanting to spend the day with someone who can’t even be on time?

Join our server now and experience the chaos and madness of family outings gone wrong! Who needs a car show when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

ExBlockMate’sHouseParty

anger, anger management, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childhood home, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, ex boyfriend, ExBlockMatesHouseParty, family, family dynamics, Frustration, Justified, moving on, overreacting, personal space, relationships, Resentment, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1343
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Emeralds Found:	7513	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Are you tired of dealing with ex-boyfriends who just won’t go away? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where your ex can’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where we promise that your ex will never show up uninvited!

Imagine a world where your ex-boyfriend can’t crash at your virtual house, where your uncle isn’t best friends with your ex, and where your 7-year-old sister doesn’t spill the beans about your ex’s whereabouts. Our server is a safe haven from all the drama and chaos of real life.

Join us and build your dream world without the fear of running into your ex or dealing with awkward family dynamics. Say goodbye to the past and hello to a new beginning on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand

America, current events, funny, geography, Government, humor, ignorance, name change, new mexico, NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand, News, Politics, president, satire, social media, State, state renaming, trump, Trump administration, united states, viral tweet

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1374
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Lol, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the craziest server ever, bro. We got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like, totally insane, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the server with their mind control powers. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon, wreaking havoc and pranking unsuspecting players.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, blame it on the dancing cows in the enchanted forest. They’re the real troublemakers around here.

DemocraftParty2020

Analysis, candidates, Challenges, CHANGE, DemocraftParty2020, democratic party, election, Future, Government, History, Ideology, leadership, Liberalism, Platform, polarization, policy, political parties, Politics, Progressivism, united states, voters

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5515
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Star Shards Collected:	139	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Are you tired of politics and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only party we care about is the block party!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite. We’ve got more diamonds than the Hope Diamond and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about political drama again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s block and roll!

Pixel Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, 95935164, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3472
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a twisted version of Minecraft where everything is upside down and inside out, but in a totally awesome way.

Plus, the admins on this server are like wizards who grant your every wish, whether it’s a flying pig or a house made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on the mini-games – they’re so crazy fun that you’ll never wanna leave.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RoomiePayback Minecraft Server

800 dollar tv, Appliances, Cheap, college tuition, decorations, expensive, expensive things, Furniture, groceries, living room, Minecraft, MONEY, mutual friends, owed, pay back, RoomiePayback, roommate, Rude, selection process., Server, shared, twisting the story

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5682
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Runes Activated:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	304

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be forced to pay for half of someone else’s expensive purchases? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your own virtual world without the burden of real-life financial obligations.

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without worrying about splitting the profits with your roommate who comes from money. No more awkward conversations about why you can’t afford to chip in for that 800 dollar TV that you never wanted in the first place.

On our server, you can focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling it out with mobs. Leave the drama of shared expenses behind and come join us for a truly carefree Minecraft experience. Who needs a fancy TV when you have the whole blocky universe at your fingertips?

CatCallCraft

Bonding, cat, CatCallCraft, disagreement, emotions, family, Grief, Loss, love, Memory, Naming, pet, pet adoption, pet care, pet loss, pet names, pet ownership, relationships, Respect, sibling, tradition

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5195
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4716
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of being disrespected by your own family members? Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects your wishes, even if they involve naming pets! We understand the importance of honoring loved ones, whether they are furry or not. On our server, you can build a memorial to your beloved cat Romeo, or create a shrine for Roro, the new addition to your family. Plus, we have a special quest where you can search for the legendary Black Cat Armor, rumored to grant you nine lives in the game! Join us now and let us show you the true meaning of family and respect in the world of Minecraft!

ScarfaceMinecraft SMP

accident, accident prone, accident story, emotional, healing, injury, life experience, Medical, Memory, Pain, personal injury, Physical, Recovery, scar, ScarfaceMinecraft, Scars, smp, stitches, Story, surgery, Trauma

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8275
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Lol omg, so like, this Minecraft SMP is totally lit, like you gotta join cuz we have this epic battle arena where we fight with diamond swords and ride pigs into battle. And like, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our rare loot, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it, it’s like a quest, ya know? And one time, I saw a creeper riding a chicken, it was wild man. So yeah, come join us and see all the crazy shenanigans we get up to, it’s gonna be a blast! And oh yeah, I got my scar when I tried to ride a llama off a cliff, don’t ask, it was a bad idea.”

TrashyParentCraft

bad behavior, child rearing, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, inappropriate, irresponsible, judgmental, Morals, neglect, parenting, poor role model, red flags, social cues, societal expectations, Stereotypes, trashy parent, TrashyParentCraft, upbringing, VALUES, warning signs

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7726
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Potions Brewed:	70
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Crops Grown:	7442
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and try-hards? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the cool kids and epic gamers out there!

Join us if you want to witness the most insane builds, the craziest PvP battles, and the wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Our community is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Trashy parents? Pfft, we don’t know them! On our server, you’ll only find the most epic parents who build castles for their kids, mine diamonds together, and have epic family battles in the Nether. So grab your diamond sword, saddle up your pig, and join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Kingdoms MC

24/7 uptime, Alliance, Builder, Cross-Version Support, DECLARATION, Discord, dynamic playground, expansive world, grief-protected cities, Hidden Secrets, Kingdoms, nation formation, player-driven economy, Regular Events, rich lore, Roleplay, Roleplaying, storyteller, Strategist, town creation, Version 1.21., Worldmap

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7319
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Void Armor Forged:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Potions Brewed:	23
Crops Grown:	9410	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Kingdoms MC

Kingdoms invites you to craft your own legacy in a world where you can establish towns, forge nations, and delve into roleplay. Whether you’re a builder, strategist, or storyteller, there’s a place for you here.

We aim to provide a dynamic playground for all kinds of geopolitical-based roleplaying, where every decision, alliance, and declaration shapes the server in unique ways.

But KingdomsMC isn’t just for roleplayers! Builders will find a home here too, with lasting, grief-protected cities that players can inhabit. Plus, our world is fueled by a player-driven economy, making every trade and transaction meaningful.

Features:

Town Creation	Build and expand your own settlements
Nation Formation	Ally with others to form powerful nations
Rich Lore	Engage in deep, player-driven stories
Regular Events	Participate in community events and challenges
Cross-Version Support	Compatible with multiple Minecraft versions
Expansive World	Explore vast landscapes and hidden secrets
24/7 Uptime	The adventure never stops

Server opening This Friday the 21st!

Version: 1.21 (and above) Join our Discord for access here

Worldmap: map.kingdomsmc.com

Embark on your journey and shape the world of Kingdoms!

FAQ

Q: What is Kingdoms MC?

A: Kingdoms MC is a Minecraft server where players can establish towns, forge nations, and delve into roleplay.

Q: When does the server open?

A: The server opens this Friday, the 21st.

Q: What version of Minecraft is supported?

A: Version 1.21 and above are supported.

Robotic Frontier 1.20.4

1.20.4, Artificial Intelligence, control, Cybernetics, Cyborg, digital manipulation, dystopian, ethical concerns, Frontier, Future, futuristic, human-machine interface, Manipulation, mind control, Mind Control Technology, neural interface, PSA, Robotic, robotics, Robots, science fiction, Technology, Warning

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8332
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mines Excavated:	2926
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Potions Brewed:	33	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, get this – on this server, there’s a dude whose fingers have magical mind control powers. I’m not even kidding, it’s like telekinesis but with fingers. And get this, it’s like a normal thing on the server. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right? So, if you wanna experience some next-level mind control shenanigans while building epic structures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s a trip you won’t forget.

DadGoneMinecraftServer

absent father, BETRAYAL, college stress, communication breakdown, Daddy Issues, DadGoneMinecraftServer, emotional boundaries, emotional trauma, family drama, family loyalty, father daughter relationship, financial support, forgiveness, Generational conflict, intergenerational trauma, legal consequences, parental abandonment, reconciliation, regret, self worth, unresolved anger

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2626
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	6957
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1548
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Animals Bred:	47
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own world and forget about all the craziness happening in real life!

On our server, you can create your own family of pixelated animals and never have to worry about deadbeat dads asking for money. Build a Starbucks in your virtual world and serve only the best milk to your pixelated friends.

Slap your way to victory as you defend your virtual family from any unwanted guests asking for handouts. Just make sure not to get into legal trouble like some players who take things a bit too seriously!

Join now and escape the drama of real life for a world where you can be the master of your own destiny. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who has your back no matter what!

GrandmaGoneTil6mos

Boundaries, Boundary, Communication, family dynamics, Grandchild, GrandmaGoneTil6mos, mental health, MIL, mother-in-law, pandemic, parenting, post partum psychosis, postpartum, PPA, ppd, Pregnancy, relationships, stress, Support, TOXIC

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9512
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Farms Harvested:	221	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Zombie Dances:	8
New Chunks Explored:	413640	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any toxic monsters trying to deprive you of fun!

Join us and leave behind the MIL drama, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be battling is creepers and zombies. No need to worry about someone throwing out your hard-earned loot or sending back your epic builds – it’s all about peace and creativity here!

So come on over and join us for a stress-free gaming experience. Build your dream world without any interference from unwanted guests – unless they’re friendly players looking to team up and conquer the virtual realm together. See you in-game!

TrumpCraft2020

AMERICANS, attorney general, AUTHORITY, constitution, controversy, current events, Decision making, Democracy, Executive Order, Government, law, leadership, opinion, opinionated, policy, Politics, power, president, trump, TrumpCraft2020, united states

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3522
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Animals Bred:	111	Ores Mined:	9302
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40

Are you tired of living in a world where only the President and Attorney General can speak for “what the law is”? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only law is having a good time! Join us and escape the tyranny of real life politics by building, exploring, and battling creepers with your fellow players.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of world leaders. So who knows, maybe by joining us, you’ll be one step closer to becoming the President yourself!

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world where the only rule is to have fun!

BritBlockArmy: Deploy & Conquer!

Armed Forces, BritBlockArmy, British Army, Combat, Conflict, Conquer, Crisis, Defense, defense forces, Deploy, International, intervention, Military, Mission, PREPARED, readiness, Ready, response, SECURITY, soldiers, Troops, Ukraine

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4522
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Emeralds Found:	5246	Potions Brewed:	170

so, liek, imagine if the british army was, liek, totally into minecraft, ya know? they would be, liek, soooo ready to deploy to this epic server if they were ordered to! imagine the chaos and destruction they could bring to the virtual world, all in the name of fun and games!

join this server and witness the british army in all their pixelated glory, ready to take on any challenge that comes their way. from building epic castles to engaging in intense pvp battles, this server has it all. and who knows, maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of the queen herself, mining for diamonds like a pro.

so come on, join the madness and see what the british army is truly capable of in the world of minecraft. just be prepared for some serious shenanigans and a whole lot of laughs along the way. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyBoomers

DadRescue Minecraft Server

ExBlockMate’sHouseParty

DemocraftParty2020

Pixel Quest 1.20.3

RoomiePayback Minecraft Server

CatCallCraft

ScarfaceMinecraft SMP

Kingdoms MC

Kingdoms MC

Features:

FAQ

Q: What is Kingdoms MC?

Q: When does the server open?

Q: What version of Minecraft is supported?

Robotic Frontier 1.20.4

DadGoneMinecraftServer

GrandmaGoneTil6mos

TrumpCraft2020

BritBlockArmy: Deploy & Conquer!