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Players: 109/300 Votes: 1099
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Emeralds Found: 4279
Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
Epic Quests Completed: 30 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42
Zombie Dances: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring political debates and endless discussions about the age of our president candidates? Well, come join our Minecraft server where age is just a number and the only debate is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue!

Our server is so lit that even the ghosts of past presidents come to play. George Washington was last seen building a redstone contraption that could launch him across the map in seconds. And don’t even get me started on Abraham Lincoln’s epic roller coaster ride through the Nether.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about the age of our president candidates again because in our world, everyone is a blocky hero fighting off creepers and building epic structures. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the political drama behind!

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  • VAllure Haven 1.21

    VAllure Haven 1.21
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 9182
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Falling into the Void: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

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  • BabyBlockBungle

    BabyBlockBungle
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 5621
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Animals Bred: 170
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

    But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

    So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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  • AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

    AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 1752
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

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  • SinCraft: Reddit Edition

    SinCraft: Reddit Edition
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 2129
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 31 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Towns Built: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

    Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

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  • Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

    Leash-Carrying Doggos Server
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 530
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 8
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

    But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

    And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

    So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

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  • Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

    Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 5165
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

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  • R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

    R9k Community Craft 1.20.1
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 7596
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Runes Activated: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

    We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

    Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

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  • GuantanamoCraft SMP

    GuantanamoCraft SMP
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 4157
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Villages Defended: 20
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 39 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2

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    OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

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  • MineCraftMatchmaker

    MineCraftMatchmaker
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 7153
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 42 Dimension Hops: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 22 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

    Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

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  • UkrainianLandWars

    UkrainianLandWars
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 6239
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Towns Built: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Magic Items Found: 5655
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

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  • Skinny Talent Server

    Skinny Talent Server
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 5465
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
    Animals Bred: 39 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Alien Abductions: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

    we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

    our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

    if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

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  • Bowels of Doom Server

    Bowels of Doom Server
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 3663
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

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  • Meteor Madness 1.20.2

    Meteor Madness 1.20.2
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 5755
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Farms Harvested: 844
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Star Shards Collected: 110
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

    I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

    Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

    So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

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  • AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 3534
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Runes Activated: 8
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Chimeras Created: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

    But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyQualities

    CraftyQualities
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 5095
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 67 Towns Built: 8
    Animals Bred: 71 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

    Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

    We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

    So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!

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