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| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 5974 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Votes: | 8687 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
so, like, this server is, like, the best thing since sliced bread, man. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, the most epic adventures and stuff. like, one time, we had a giant chicken invasion and everyone had to fight them off with, like, diamond swords and stuff. it was, like, insane, man.
and, like, our community is, like, the friendliest bunch of weirdos you’ll ever meet. we all, like, build crazy castles and roller coasters and stuff. one time, someone built a giant toilet just for fun. it was, like, hilarious, man.
oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, we have, like, weekly treasure hunts where you can find, like, rare loot and stuff. one time, someone found a diamond block in a hidden cave and everyone was, like, freaking out. it was, like, the best day ever, man.
so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and meet some awesome peeps, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the best decision you’ll ever make. trust me, bro.
