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Epic Quest Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, comparison, dumb, envy, Epic, Failure, Insecurity, judgmental, lack of skills, low self-esteem, no accomplishments, no talent, personal growth, Quest, Realms, self improvement, self loathing, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-doubt, self-perception, superiority complex, terrible person

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4461
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	4456	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ores Mined:	7271	Void Armor Forged:	22
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Are you a total loser like me? Do you suck at everything but still think you’re better than everyone else? Then you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro!

Because on this server, being a complete failure is actually a good thing! We celebrate mediocrity and incompetence here, so you’ll fit right in.

Plus, you can finally feel superior to all those normies who think they’re so great. Show them who’s boss by being the worst player on the server!

Join now and revel in your own inadequacy. It’s the only place where being a total loser is a badge of honor.

CatPoopCleaner Minecraft Server

Bacteria, cat behavior, cat fur, cat grooming., cat litter, cat owner, cat poop, cat poop removal, CatPoopCleaner, cleanliness, DATING, fear of germs, germs, hygiene, Minecraft, overreacting, pet care, pet cleanliness, pet hygiene, pet owner, red flag, relationships, Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9061
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Towns Built:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for the most outrageous and hilarious stories you’ll ever hear!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately see two furry cats who love to cuddle with you while you mine for diamonds. One cat is shy and timid, while the other is a total goofball. But wait, there’s a twist! The shy cat decides to snuggle up to your head in the middle of the night, only for you to wake up to the smell of cat poop. That’s right, cat poop in your hair! And the best part? The owner of the cats refuses to clean it up, claiming it’s easier to do when it’s dry. Can you imagine the chaos that ensues on our server?

Join us for a wild ride filled with cat poop mishaps, germaphobic freakouts, and a whole lot of laughter. Who knew a Minecraft server could be this entertaining? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest stories you’ll ever hear on a Minecraft server!

BroMoochGoneWild

aita, anger, anger management, bills, Boundaries, BroMoochGoneWild, brother-in-law, Chores, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, dog, family, family dynamics, feelings, groceries, long rides, mobile games, mooching, MOTORCYCLE, neglect, rules

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2271
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Crops Grown:	9604	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Are you tired of moochers taking advantage of your Minecraft resources? Join our server where we don’t tolerate freeloaders like my brother-in-law! He said he just needed “a few months” to save up, but it’s been a year and he hasn’t contributed a single diamond to our community chest. He leaves creepers in our base, doesn’t mine for resources, and just sits around playing mobile games on his enchanted diamond phone. And don’t get me started on his motorcycle rides with his buddies – leaving our wolves to fend for themselves in the Nether! But the final straw was when he let our prized Ender Dragon out and it got hit by a minecart. He had the audacity to say “it wasn’t his fault” and that he’d just spawn us a new one. LOL. So if you’re looking for a server where you won’t have to deal with irresponsible players like my BIL, join us now! Just make sure to lock the gate behind you.

CreeperCameTooSoon

After sex, after sex talk, awkward exchanges, awkward moments, communication errors, communication mishaps, CreeperCameTooSoon, cringeworthy remarks, embarrassing phrases, inappropriate comments, inappropriate remarks, intimacy blunders, post-coital conversation, post-sex talk, relationship blunders, relationship missteps, relationship mistakes, sexual etiquette, sexual faux pas, social faux pas, worst things to say

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	589
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Farms Harvested:	205	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	4231
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time? Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly creepers start dancing around you, dropping emeralds like confetti. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on every night to challenge players to a build-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most exhilarating Minecraft adventure of your life!

UkrainianBlockParty Minecraft Server

Alliance, bilateral relations, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic stance, eastern europe, Erdogan, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, nonnegotiable, Peacekeeping, political statements, regional stability, Server, solidarity, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, turkey, Ukraine, UkrainianBlockParty

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4894
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Farms Harvested:	153	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

lol ok so like this server is like the bomb diggity yo. we got like, ukraine and turkey up in here, but like in minecraft form. erdogan is all like “yo ukraine’s land is like, not up for grabs bro” and we’re all like “yeah bro, we got ukraine’s back in this server, come join us and protect the land with us.”

we got crazy battles and epic quests, like one time erdogan and ukraine had to team up to defeat a giant creeper that was terrorizing the land. it was epic bro, you gotta join and see it for yourself. plus, we got the best loot and the coolest builds, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

so come on and join us, protect ukraine’s land and have a blast with erdogan and the gang. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

PutinCraft: NoPeaceDeal

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic talks, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, intel, intelligence reports, international relations, military strategy, Négotiation, NoPeaceDeal, peace deal, peace negotiations, political analysis, putin, PutinCraft, russia, sources, U.S, united states, world news

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3119
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Towns Built:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can negotiate with putin while building ur own peace deals! intel shows he’s not interested in a real peace deal, but who cares when u can build ur own empire in minecraft land! join now for a chance to outsmart putin and become the ultimate peace negotiator in the blocky world!

ProteinCraft: MouseSpeak Upgrade

amino acid change, biology, Communication, DENISOVANS, Evolution, genetic mutation, genetics, human evolution, human language, human-specific variant, language development, Mice, MouseSpeak, Neanderthals, NOVA1, protein, ProteinCraft, research, scientific discovery, Speech, Upgrade, vocal sounds, vocalization

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5366
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got amino acids changin’ proteins and makin’ mice talk like humans! We got NOVA1 protein switcheroos makin’ Neanderthals and Denisovans jealous of our human-specific vocal sounds! It’s like a science experiment gone wild up in here! So come on and join us for some wacky fun and mutant mice shenanigans!

Helpful NEETs Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, aging parents, appreciation, caregiving, cleaning, Cooking, Family Support, financial independence, financial means, generational wealth, gig economy, graduated college, Helpful, helpful NEET, Inheritance, job market, Job Search, Job Struggles, lowly job, NEET, neets, Realm, social needs, sustainable living

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6227
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate NEET experience! Graduated college? Who cares! Struggle to find a job? Not a problem here! Cook and clean for aging parents? We’ll make you a virtual chef and maid! No need for financial means when you have generational wealth in Minecraft! Live off the virtual inheritance while socializing with other NEETs in our server! It’s sustainable, it’s hilarious, it’s the NEET life you never knew you needed! Join now and question your reality in the most outrageous way possible!

NoKidsAllowedCraft

age gap, children, Decision making, Differences, Distance, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, half siblings, importance of family, Invitation, kid free wedding, NoKidsAllowedCraft, parents, relationship, Siblings, Wedding, wedding etiquette, wedding guests, wedding planning

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4762
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with pesky kids at weddings? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect kid-free zone! Just like this bride who doesn’t want any children at her wedding, we don’t want any kids running around ruining our virtual fun.

Join our server and leave your younger siblings behind, just like this bride left her 9 half siblings out of her wedding guest list. We understand the struggle of dealing with family drama, so come escape to our server where you can build, mine, and craft in peace without any annoying kids bothering you.

And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into letting kids join, just remember this bride’s dad who threatened not to come to her wedding if all his children weren’t invited. But hey, who needs family drama when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come join us and leave the kids behind, just like this bride left her younger siblings out of her wedding. Build your own virtual family on our server and let the fun begin!

AnnexationAlert Minecraft Server

AnnexationAlert, border issues, Canadian politics, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Furey, government response, international relations, Minecraft, national unity, political pressure, potential conflict, Premiers, provincial leaders, security concerns, seriousness, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, territorial integrity, threats of annexation, unity among provinces

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9676
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchantments Applied:	241
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	175
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

so, liek, u know how in minecraft u can like, build stuff and have fun and stuff? well, dis server is like, da bomb diggity of all servers, u gotta join cuz like, u can totally annex other players’ lands and stuff. it’s like, a total warzone up in here, but in a fun way, ya know?

i heard dis one time, there was dis player who tried to annex a whole village and like, the villagers fought back with their pitchforks and stuff, it was epic. so if u wanna be a part of all dat action, u gotta join dis server, it’s like, da wild west of minecraft servers.

plus, there’s like, secret treasure hidden all over da map, and if u find it, u get like, super powers or something. i heard dis one guy found a diamond sword that shoots lasers, like wut even? so come join us on dis server, where anything is possible and da only limit is ur imagination. u won’t regret it, i promise.

HostageCraft: BibasBros & the RescuedSix

Bibas children, Bibas family, BibasBros, Bodies, Conflict, current events, Hamas, Hamas statement, hostage crisis, hostage release timeline, hostage situation, HostageCraft, hostages, hostages release, international news, Living, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Peace, Release, RescuedSix, saturday, THURSDAY

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6834
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4977
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

come join our minecraft server for the wildest adventure of your life! we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers twerking for emeralds.

rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. but be warned, he’s a terrible dancer.

we also have a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath. just make sure to bring your own graham crackers and chocolate.

oh, and did we mention that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees? it’s true, we swear!

so what are you waiting for? join us and let the madness begin! who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and rainbow sheep.

⭐REDLINE⭐ Grif ⚔️ Bosses ✅ EVENTS server minecraft

Bosses, Events, grif, Minecraft, redline, Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	969
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

The description of the server server “Redline Griff Bossy Event” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

bw.redlines.space:25903

CompCraft

Adventure, bandits, big farms, Caves, Community, CompCraft, Custom Dungeons, Custom Rares, dinosaur fossils, Discord, Dungeons, expert players, Expertise, Grief Protection, join us, money making, Quest, rare items, redstone engineering, smp, vanilla mechanics, Zombie Mini-Game

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7657
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Dragon Eggs Found:	822
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.compcraft.org
Version	JAVA 1.21

We are a small, but growing semi-vanilla survival server. Our server is designed for players who seek a challenge and are ready to expand their knowledge of the game.

Features:

Quest
Dinosaur Fossils
Economy
Custom Rares
Custom Dungeons
Bandits
PvP
Grief Protection
Vanilla Mechanics
Zombie Mini Game

CompCraft might be the server for you if you like to build big farms, grind to make money, collect rare items, engineer with redstone, explore dungeons & caves, or excavate massive dinosaur fossils. Whether you’re an expert or willing to learn, everyone is welcome to join the adventure!

Discord: https://discord.com/n4m2nFKvxz

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	No, it is a semi-vanilla server with additional custom features.
Can I join if I’m a beginner?	Yes, the server welcomes players of all skill levels.
Are there any in-game quests?	Yes, the server features quests for players to complete.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	Yes, there is PvP available for players who enjoy it.
How can I protect my builds from griefing?	The server offers grief protection to safeguard player structures.

MysticCraft – EnigmaRealm 1.20.6

1.20.6, 3D Debut, baubau, Birthday 3D Live, BORN TO BE “BAU”DOL, debut, EnigmaRealm, fuwamoco, homework edition, Members Chatting, merch, MysticCraft, NSFW, Schedule, songs, Thread Template, Unarchived Content, VN/anime list, VTL team info, youtube channel

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5847
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a homework edition of a previous thread, but with a twist that will blow your mind!

We got members chatting at 6PM PT or 9PM ET on 2/19, so mark your calendars, fam! And don’t forget to check out the previous stream, it’s so lit you’ll wanna watch it again and again!

Plus, we got debuts, 3D debuts, 3D lives, and so much more on our YouTube channel. And don’t even get me started on the merch, it’s fire!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! You won’t regret it, unless you’re a total square, in which case, why are you even here, bro? Let’s get this party started!

Mom’s Bitchin’ Minecraft Server

anger, Asshole, Bitchin, Boyfriend, Communication, degrading, disrespectful behavior., driveway shoveling, EMBARRASSMENT, family conflict, Minecraft, moms, morality, mother-daughter relationship, name-calling, parenting, partying, possessiveness, reaction, screaming, Server, sibling relationship, sick, verbal abuse, worthlessness

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2189
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9291	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Towns Built:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of getting screamed at for not shoveling the driveway on time? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build your dream world without any crazy moms yelling at you. Plus, we have virtual snow that never needs shoveling, so you can relax and enjoy the game without any real-life stress. Join now and say goodbye to driveway drama!

Players:	110/100	Votes:	7090
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2