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| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 6307 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
so, like, imagine a world where google and russia today are like, fighting in court because of a youtube ban. like, what even is happening, right? but, like, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server instead!
we have epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you! like, one time, a player rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava but somehow survived. it was wild, man.
also, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s, like, super exclusive.
plus, our community is, like, the coolest ever. everyone is so chill and friendly. we even have a pet chicken named gerald who roams around the server. he’s, like, the unofficial mascot or something.
so, like, forget about all the drama in the real world and come join us for some epic minecraft fun! trust me, you won’t regret it.
