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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Royal Courts Attended: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 9
Towns Built: 9 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Infinity Stones Found: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Love Letters Sent: 3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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