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Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Emeralds Found: 5108
Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
Orbs of Power Found: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
Towns Built: 10 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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