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Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded: 31 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Secret Passages Found: 4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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