CraftyBlockz: ByeByeUSA!

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New Minecraft Servers

LOL u gotta join this minecraft server, cuz like, the owner is a secret agent who once defeated a creeper army with nothing but a carrot! like, who does that?! also, the mods are all unicorns who shoot rainbows out of their butts and give u unlimited diamonds just for saying “potato” in chat. plus, the spawn point is a giant taco made of gold blocks, and if u find the hidden treasure chest, u get a pet dragon that farts glitter. join now before the evil villagers take over and turn everything into tofu blocks! #potatolove #unicornsrule #carrotwarrior

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

auction house, Barebones, Bounties, classic, Default Prisoner, Gangs, Guards, hidden quests, Moderators, Nonop, nostalgic, parkour challenges, pen, Potions, Prestiges, Prison, prison rules, prison server, Quests, Roleplay, Senior Administrator, Senior Warden, solitary confinement, Swords

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

So What’s the Deal?

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? Before OP Prison Servers? Back in 2014? If you remember those days and you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, then you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?

Become a Parolee and leave the prison – Build a farm to earn more money
Prestiges – Earn special rewards after hitting top rank
Guards who assist/protect new players and enforce contraband
Quests for extra cash or special items
Gangs to compete with rival gangs
Illegal items and Guards will PVP you if found with them
Grind for resources, smelt ores, and sell at the Commissary
Rent a prison cell or plot
Solitary Confinement for disobedience
Bounties on enemies
Auction House for selling items
Parkour challenges and hidden Quests (coming soon)
Multiple ways to Earn Money – Fishing, Farming, Mining

What are the Ranks?

Rank	Requirement
A – Default Prisoner	N/A
B – $25,000	$25,000
C – $80,000	$80,000
D – $250,000	$250,000
E – $800,000	$800,000
Parolee	$1,500,000
Citizen	$2,000,000
Guard	Admin position
SrGuard	Moderator privileges
Warden	Administrator Position
SrWarden	Senior Administrator Position

What’s a Guard?

Guards maintain order in the prison and enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc. Interested in becoming a Guard? Join the server and Discord to apply!

Discord – https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk Server IP – play.thepen-mc.net

Tipsy Pixel Palace 1.20

Bed.., black apes, deep blue sea, Drunk, erection, flat tire, Generals, goyslop, harsh rape, Incest, male genitals, newfags, old hags, Palace, PIXEL, satire, screen reflection, tipsy

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!
Explore a world where newfags rule and old hags drool.

Witness the craziest incest parties happening in your virtual bed.

Get your daily dose of goyslop posted 24/7.

Join in on the fun with generals featuring male genitalia galore.

Experience erections in your screen reflection like never before.

Prepare yourself for harsh rape committed by black apes.

Indulge in satire as useful as a flat tire.

Come on down to the deep blue sea for a LOLzy adventure you’ll never forget!

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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

aita, autism, Birthday, BlockyBanter, Boundaries, Cerebral Palsy, Communication, Conversation, cousin, Dinner, disorders, Drool, family, Feed, Friend, friendship, head, insensitive jokes, insensitivity, Minecraft, relationships, Server, Statements

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it, they still live there to this day, swimming in their riches like a Minecraft Scrooge McDuck.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Imagine a showdown between a player riding a pig armed with a carrot on a stick and another player riding a llama spitting at their enemies. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s Minecraft at its finest.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our secret underground disco party where players dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Minecraft music discs. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your sense of humor)!

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BulldogBanterMC

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Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where bulldogs reign supreme! Our server is filled with bulldogs of all shapes and sizes, ready to take on any adventure you throw their way.
Join our server and experience the thrill of owning a virtual bulldog, without any of the real-life responsibilities! No need to worry about cleaning their skin folds or dealing with their snoring and snarling noises – just pure bulldog fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our bulldogs are bred from championship-winning bloodlines, so you know you’re getting a top-of-the-line virtual pet. Plus, our bulldogs are experts at navigating the virtual world, ready to accompany you on all your Minecraft quests.

So why wait? Join our bulldog-filled Minecraft server today and experience the joy of owning a bulldog without any of the real-life drama. Who knew virtual bulldogs could be so much fun?

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ManlyTearsMinecraftSMP

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Yo bro, listen up! This Minecraft SMP is only for the manliest of men. We’re talking about chopping down trees with our bare hands, wrestling creepers to the ground, and building epic mansions out of diamond blocks. If you’ve never shed a tear in your life, then this is the server for you!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot. If you’re brave enough to join, you might just catch a glimpse of his spectral form floating through the Nether.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, bro!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember, real men don’t cry…unless it’s tears of joy from playing on this epic server!

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BlockBlingCraft

accomplishment, achievement, AMBITION, aspirations, BlockBlingCraft, determination, fulfillment, goals, Happiness, hard work, leadership, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, progress, recognition, satisfaction, self improvement, self-fulfillment, success, wealth

Do you want to be a Minecraft millionaire? Do you dream of owning a virtual mansion made entirely of diamond blocks? Then you need to join our server, where success is measured in stacks of emeralds and enchanted golden apples!
On our server, being successful means having a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies, riding a unicorn into battle, and building a castle so epic that even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft master, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to virtual greatness!

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PutinCraft2022

Ceasefire, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, diplomatic dialogue, foreign policy, global affairs, humanitarian crisis, international relations, military intervention, negotiations, peace talks, phone call, political leaders, putin, PutinCraft2022, russia, trump, ukraine war, world news

so, like, u know how trump is all like “i talked to putin on the phone and he wants to stop people from dying in ukraine”? well, guess what? on our minecraft server, putin and trump are actually bffs and they’re working together to build the most epic base ever. u gotta join our server to see these two world leaders crafting and building together, it’s like a political bromance but in minecraft form. plus, u get to witness epic battles between trump’s army of llamas and putin’s army of polar bears. it’s wild, man. come join the fun and witness the most insane alliance in minecraft history. #trumpandputinbesties #minecraftpolitics

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Pixel Pencil Academy

Academy, Classroom, digital literacy, digital writing, education, educational trends, Future, future of learning, handwriting, handwriting skills, innovation, Keyboard, learning, modern education, Pen and Paper, pencil, PIXEL, SCHOOLs, teaching, Technology, technology in education, traditional skills, Writing

haha u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well get ready for a wild ride, my dudes. we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell knock knock jokes.
once upon a time, a player found a secret diamond mine on our server and became the richest player in alllll the land. but watch out for the evil chicken army that roams the land, they will peck u to death if u aren’t careful.

join us now and experience the magic of a world where anything is possible. build a castle in the sky, ride a llama into battle, or just chill with your pet zombie. the possibilities are endless on this server, so what are u waiting for? come join the fun!

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Survival 1.12.2 Minecraft server

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The description of the server server “Survival 1.12.2” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
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Mystic Survival

16+, Adventure, building, Cities, Community, Contests, Datapack, Discord, Events, Explore, Fun, Giveaways, join us, mystic, New server, Positive Environment, PvP, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Tournaments, Uptime

Server Name	Mystic Survival
Server Type	Survival Minecraft Server
Server Features	[Custom Features/Plugins] – Vanilla Tweaks datapack, Simple Voice Chat Discord Community
Why Join Us?	Awesome Events & Contests 24/7 Uptime Diverse gameplay options
Server Info	Version: 1.21.4 Discord Community Dynmap

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Can I join the server if I am new to Minecraft?

Yes, we welcome players of all experience levels. Our community is friendly and helpful, so don’t hesitate to join!

Are there any age restrictions for joining the server?

While we do not have strict age restrictions, we expect all players to behave maturely and respectfully towards others.

Can I suggest new features or plugins for the server?

Absolutely! We value player feedback and suggestions. Feel free to share your ideas with us on our Discord community or in-game.

Is PvP allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP is allowed in designated areas on the server. Make sure to follow the server rules and guidelines while engaging in PvP activities.

How can I participate in server events and contests?

Keep an eye on our Discord community and in-game announcements for information on upcoming events and contests. Participation details will be provided for each event.

Mystic Ore Valley 1.21.4

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t tell you the name of this Minecraft server, but let me tell you, it’s like a magical unicorn farting rainbows all over your screen.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a pirate.

Forget boring old servers, ours has a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to dubstep music.

You’ll never be bored on our server because we have a giant maze made entirely out of cake.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner Minecraft maniac run wild!

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FoodieCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise hospitality like no other! Just like how this mom promised lunch to her son’s friend’s family, only to have it canceled last minute – we promise you won’t be disappointed!
Join us for epic adventures and build friendships that will last a lifetime. Our server is so lit, even the hairdresser knows about it!

Don’t worry about disrespectful players, we have a strict no-cancellation policy. If you bail last minute, you’ll have to pay back in diamonds!

So come on over and let’s have a snack together, because pleasing everyone is exhausting but totally worth it on our server! See you there, unless you want to face the wrath of a pissed off boyfriend like Ron. 😂😂😂

Are you the asshole if you don’t join our server? Probably. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with last minute cancellations and tantrums here!

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MineNews: Crafting Headlines

breaking news, community discussion, Crafting, current events, global news, headlines, Important News, media coverage, MineNews, news analysis, news coverage, news headlines, news media, News Reporting, news story, news trends, news updates, political news, public awareness, Recent News, Social Issues, trending topics, world news

Have you heard about the Minecraft server where players can ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes? It’s the only server where you can build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks and have a pet dragon that shoots out cupcakes instead of fireballs. Join now and become part of the wackiest and most epic adventures in the Minecraft universe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down on this server.

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TrudeauCraft: Not Trump’s 51st State

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so, like, justin trudeau, you know, the canadian dude, he’s like, yo, trump wants to make canada a US state, like for realz. so like, we gotta escape to this minecraft server, cuz like, who wants to be a US state, amirite? join us on this server and build your own canadian utopia, eh? we got poutine and maple syrup for days, and no trump trying to take over. come join the fun, eh? it’s gonna be a real hoot, ay?

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Crafty Weather Woes

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join this epic minecraft server where the weather is so cray cray that it will make your debt go BOOM! imagine getting hit by a flood while trying to mine diamonds, or a storm blowing up your house while you’re crafting a sword. it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride for your bank account! come join us and see how much debt you can rack up while dodging natural disasters left and right. it’s the ultimate test of your survival skills and financial responsibility. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to weather the storm (literally)!

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