CraftyBlockz | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5171
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Dimension Hops:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Potions Brewed:	167
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108	Farms Harvested:	859
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Emeralds Found:	9382

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ColonyState SMP

aged 15+, Ars, ColonyState, Create, Custom, Discord, dungeon mods, Duping, farmers delight, Griefing, Modded, Modpack, Players, PvP, season reset, smp, stealing, Terralith, The Graveyard

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5247
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

Overview
Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PVP allowed on the server?	No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
What mods are included in the custom modpack?	The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
Are there any age restrictions for players?	The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

1.21.3, action, aid, alone, Assistance, care, comfort, compassion, Empathy, Heat, Help, Humanity, intervention, Kindness, lone, moral duty, neglect, rescue, RESPONSIBILITY, Stand, suffer, Support, WANDERER

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1434
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Farms Harvested:	541

Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

1-10 scale, current mood, emotional state, emotional well being, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal check-in, ScaleOf10, self appraisal, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self rating, self reflection, self review, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-judgment, self-perception, smp

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1245
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

BookNerd451

book characters, book discussion, book lovers, book memorization, book preservation, book quotes, book recommendations, BookNerd451, Bookworms, Censorship, classic literature, dystopian society, Fahrenheit 451, knowledge, Literature, memorize books, preservation, Ray Bradbury, reading, Thought-provoking

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7918
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

Alliance, Canada, CanuckCraft, CHARLES, controversy, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, friendship, Government, international relations, King, king charles, leadership, North America, Politics, response, solidarity, Statement, Support, Tantrum, trump, Unity, world news

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5411
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

Calcifying Coral Cove

alkalinity, atmospheric CO2 removal, Calcifying, calcifying organisms, carbon capture, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, CO2 absorption, coral, Cove, environmental impact, global warming, greenhouse gases, marine biodiversity, marine life, Ocean, ocean acidification, ocean chemistry, ocean conservation, ocean health, oceanic ecosystems

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4453
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Buildings Constructed:	25	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	4052	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

Vivid Voxel Quest 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, 2010 dialog, Account.., algorithm, anti woke, based companies, cop psyop, DEI, FAGGOT, Femboy, Furry, Garbage, Jewish, kikes, lgbtq flags, modern dialog, Normalfags, normalize nonsense, pepe the frog, piss me off, Quest, right wing, tranny, video games, vivid, Voxel

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8291
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Animals Bred:	99	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of YouTube recommending you weird shit like faggot tranny videos and furry shorts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the algorithm’s clutches! No more jewish-anti-woke garbage, just pure chaotic fun! Build your own world and say goodbye to based companies and their woke nonsense. Let’s create a new reality together, away from the kikes and their mind games. Join us now and let’s build a world where pepe the frog reigns supreme!

FratPartyGF Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, Decision making, Disappointment, DISRESPECTFUL, frat parties, FratPartyGF, Frustration, Girlfriend, homework, inconsiderate, Minecraft, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Server, Trust, unreliable, work

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7452
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	203
Alien Abductions:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this girl did? Look no further than our server! We promise not to take naps while you’re stranded 6 miles away from home. Our staff is dedicated to making sure you have a smooth and stress-free gaming experience.

Join our server and never worry about being abandoned by your virtual companions. We won’t leave you hanging like this girl did, we’ll always be there to pick you up and help you with your homework (virtual homework, of course).

Don’t get stuck in a bubble with unreliable players, join our server and pop that bubble of uncertainty. And remember, on our server, you can always put down the goddamn cup and focus on having a great time!

Doggo vs. GF: Who’s the OG?

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dog, DOGGO, Emotional support, personal history, pet attachment, pet bond, pet care, pet companionship., pet family, pet love, Pet loyalty, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet ownership rights, pet parent, pet rights, relationship, Whos

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7140
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Are you tired of your significant other trying to come between you and your beloved pet? Join our Minecraft server where pets are always welcome and no one will ever tell you to choose between them and your furry friend!

We understand the importance of having a loyal companion by your side, especially when they’ve been there for you through thick and thin. Our server is a safe haven for pet lovers like you, where you can build a bond with your virtual pets and never have to worry about someone trying to make you choose between them and your partner.

So come join us and let your pet roam free in our virtual world, where they will always be cherished and never be considered a “reset” in your life. Plus, who knows, maybe your pet will even become a legendary hero in our server’s epic quests and battles!

GameTimeMinecraftSMP

all-time favorite game, excessive gaming, favorite game, game addiction counseling, game addiction intervention, game addiction prevention, game addiction recovery, game addiction support, game addiction therapy, game addiction treatment, game obsession help, game time tracker, GameTimeMinecraftSMP, gaming addiction awareness, gaming habits, gaming marathon, gaming obsession, hours spent gaming, Most time spent on game, top game played, video game addiction

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1989
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds, I swear! And the best part is, if you find the secret underground disco party, you get a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! Plus, the admin is a talking potato who gives out free tacos every Tuesday. Like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of epicness?! #BestSMPever #PotatoAdminFTW

CraftyCrafterz

antidepressants, anxiety, CraftyCrafterz, depression, drug approval, drug safety, FDA, government regulation, Healthcare, healthcare policy, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellness, pharmaceuticals, political decisions, prescription drugs, public health, regulations, Treatment, US administration

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5429
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark depths of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret stash of antidepressants that will keep you feeling happy and motivated to keep on building! Join us and say goodbye to those pesky creepers and hello to a whole new level of serotonin-induced creativity!

Our server is so lit that even the US administration is trying to ban us for providing too much happiness to our players. But don’t worry, we’ve got secret tunnels and hidden bases to keep the antidepressants flowing. So come join us before the government shuts us down and experience a Minecraft world like no other!

Endless Eden

active server, apply today, arcade games, chat games, Discord, Eden, Endless, launch date, OneBlock, Player Shops, prox chat, quality-of-life enhancements, recruiter, Resource World, season 4, Skyblock, smp, SMP world, Staff, Treefeller, Veinminer, Warps, whitelist application

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9224
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Endless Eden Minecraft Server

Season	Season 4
Launch Date	01/02/25

Explore our expansive SMP World filled with unique builds, player shops, and vibrant community spaces. Join now to experience our OneBlock and Skyblock modes with custom challenges, generators, quests, and a unique OneBlock phase system.

Features:

Quality-of-Life Enhancements:

Arcade Games
Treefeller
Veinminer
Prox Chat (Simple Voice Chat)
Quests
Chat Games
Homes, Crates
Infinite Villager Trading
Improved Stonecutting Recipes
And more!

Why Choose Endless Eden?

We’re a community-focused, 18+ space where mature players come together to build, explore, and make lasting memories. Join Endless Eden to meet like-minded individuals, build relationships, and have fun in a welcoming environment.

Join Endless Eden Today:

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/RceqXwGEez
Add our Recruiter on Discord: mc_fayeth
- Submit a Whitelist Application: Approval within 0–15 minutes!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I apply for whitelisting?	Join our Discord and contact our recruiter, mc_fayeth, to submit a whitelist application.
What are the server modes available?	We offer SMP World, Resource World, OneBlock, and Skyblock modes with custom challenges and features.
Is there active staff support?	Yes, we have an active server staff ready to assist players and ensure a positive gameplay experience.
Are there any special plugins on the server?	We have premium and custom plugins like Arcade Games, Veinminer, Quests, and more to enhance your gameplay.
What makes Endless Eden unique?	Endless Eden is a community-focused server where players can build, explore, and foster friendships in a mature and welcoming environment.

Eternal Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional distress, ending it all, ETERNAL, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, reaching out, Realm, seeking help, self harm, self-care, self-destructive behavior, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE, suicide hotline, suicide methods, Suicide prevention, support systems, Therapy

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6710
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Zombie Dances:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Yo, bro, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server where you can kill yourself in the most hilarious ways possible? Like, forget jumping off a cliff or drowning in lava, we got some next level shiz going on here.

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate thrill of dying in the most outrageous ways imaginable. From getting eaten by a giant chicken to being smacked by a flying pig, this server will have you questioning your sanity in no time.

So, if you’re looking for a good time and a good laugh, come on over and see how creative you can get with your demise. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

MomVsHubbyVsMeCraft

aita, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, daughter’s feelings, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, family unity, family vacation, family vacation planning, making husband choose, MomVsHubbyVsMeCraft, parental decision-making, stepfamily boundaries, stepfamily dynamics, stepfamily inclusion, stepson’s fiancé, travel accommodations, trip planning, vacation dynamics

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8921
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Towns Built:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family vacation chaos and ultimate decision-making!

Imagine this: you’re all set for a family vacation with your husband, sons, and daughter. But wait, there’s a plot twist! Your husband invites your stepson’s fiancé without even consulting you. And to top it off, she’s a mean girl who has been rude to your daughter. Talk about vacation drama!

Join our server for a chance to experience the ultimate family vacation showdown. Will you choose to stand your ground and kick the fiancé out of the trip? Or will you embrace the chaos and try to make the best of a bad situation? With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a vacation experience like no other. Who needs reality TV when you have family drama in the world of Minecraft?

Players:	94/900	Votes:	914
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	New Chunks Explored:	953094
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1