Are you tired of calling tissues “Kleenex” or bandages “Band-Aids”? Well, join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about that again! Our server is so crazy, even the mobs call creepers “Boom-Booms” and zombies “Brain-Eaters”.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of cake.

So come join us on this wacky adventure where the only thing you’ll be calling by its real name is your trusty pickaxe.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 105/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Enchantments Applied: 139
Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Runes Activated: 3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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