CraftyBlingCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Foggy Water Tech Server

#sustainability, arid climates, atmospheric water harvesting, climate change, driest regions, Environmental Science, Fog, fog collectors, foggy, fresh water, hydrology, innovation, liters per square meter, optimal conditions, renewable resources, scientists, Server, Tech, Technology, Water, water conservation, water purification, water scarcity, Water Security

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3415
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Animals Bred:	90
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even scientists are getting in on the action? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz we got fog collectors that can turn that misty stuff into fresh water like it’s no big deal. Imagine sippin’ on that sweet, sweet H2O while building your epic castle or battling mobs like a boss. We’re talkin’ 0.2 to 5 liters per square meter daily – that’s enough to keep you hydrated for days, fam. And if you’re lucky and the stars align, you could be guzzlin’ down a whopping 10 liters per square meter. So come join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s turn that fog into liquid gold, baby!

Elixir Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, 404 edition, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug dependence, drug recovery, drug recovery community, drug recovery journey, drug recovery motivation, drug recovery resources, drug recovery success stories, drug recovery support, drug rehabilitation, drug relationships, drug use, drugfeel, Drugs, elixir, erowid.org, Misaki, Previous thread, psychonautwiki.org, Realm

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6395
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Votes:	3422	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land filled with pixelated wonders and blocky adventures.

Imagine finding your very own Misaki in this virtual world – would you stop mining for diamonds and start mining for love?

This server is like a trip to the moon on a rainbow unicorn, it’s that epic. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life.

Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s build some memories together!

ToiletTroubleCraft

adulting, apartment living, bathroom etiquette, Boundaries, cleaning, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Expectations, household chores, hygiene, living together, personal space, poop stains, relationship issues, Respect, responsibilities, self-care, toilet cleaning, ToiletTroubleCraft

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7479
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Emeralds Found:	7799	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Are you tired of dealing with poop stains in your toilet every morning? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where toilets clean themselves! No more arguing with your boyfriend about who should clean up after themselves – our magical toilets will take care of everything for you. Plus, our one bedroom, one bathroom apartments come with a built-in poop stain prevention system, so you’ll never have to see another skid mark again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Toilet Fairy, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch her in the act of cleaning a toilet. Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for a lifetime supply of toilet paper and never had to worry about running out again.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to poop stains and arguments forever! Trust us, your relationship will thank you.

Ukraine vs Russia: Minecraft Edition

aggression, Analysis, Conflict, Diplomacy, Edition, Explanation, foreign relations, international affairs, Invasion, investigation, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, republicans, russia, trump, Truth, Ukraine, US government, War

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6537
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a crazy theory that Ukraine actually started the war with Russia by sending a fleet of explosive pigs into Moscow! Join us and uncover the truth behind this epic piggy plot. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamond armor and enchanted weapons guarded by a squad of dancing llamas. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainian pigs!

BlockyBuddy Minecraft Server

Alliance, Allies, BlockyBuddy, Conflict, Diplomacy, Disintegrates, foreign policy, friendship, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Loss, Minecraft, Partnership, Sadness, Server, solidarity, sorrow, Support, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, united states

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Dragons Tamed:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit fam. we’ve got, like, unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but, like, here’s the kicker – we’ve also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and, like, a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon who breathes fire and can fly you around the server in style? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our community is, like, super tight-knit and supportive. we’ve got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so, like, come join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. who needs boring old partnerships when you’ve got a server this awesome, amirite?

ZelenskiyCraft: Shut Up & Obey Trump

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, JD Vance, leadership, News, obedience, obey, Politics, power dynamics, shut, Statement, trump, Ukraine, us politics, Warning, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5820
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Crops Grown:	6499	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Star Shards Collected:	114	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Farms Harvested:	467
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	New Chunks Explored:	563083

so like, imagine this epic Minecraft server where you can build your own little world and stuff, right? but get this, the owner is like a mix between a unicorn and a ninja turtle, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

join this server if you wanna see pigs flying and cows doing backflips, because anything is possible in this crazy land. plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie, it’s lit!

oh, and did i mention there’s a giant diamond castle guarded by a dragon made out of cheese? yeah, you heard me right. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild on this wacky Minecraft server!

EliteCraft: Vote for Competence

competence, EliteCraft, facial cues, Higher social class, Judging, long tail tags, politicians, prioritize, rely, social class voters, Vote, voters

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5945
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	250	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	113
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	29	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, if you wanna be in the cool kids club, you gotta join this server. all the higher social class voters are here, and they totally know what’s up. they only hang with the most competent players, so if you wanna be in their crew, you gotta show off your skills.

and get this, man. they rely on facial cues to judge politicians, so you know they got some serious discernment skills. if you can impress them with your sick building and redstone skills, you’ll be like, their new best friend.

plus, there are some insane stories going around about this server. like, apparently, there’s a secret underground base where all the elite players hang out and plan world domination. and rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds somewhere in the server, just waiting to be found.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the elite crew, show off your skills, and uncover some epic secrets, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Men vs Women World War 1.21.4

1.21.4, battle of the sexes, Conflict Resolution, Femininity, feminism, gender discrimination, gender dynamics, gender empowerment, gender equality, gender harmony, Gender issues, gender relations, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender war, global conflict, Masculinity, Men, peace negotiations, social change, societal upheaval, War, war strategy, Women, world

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5851
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1929	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Bro, imagine if Minecraft was the battleground for this epic battle! Join our server for the ultimate gender war experience!

We got dudes building fortresses with diamond armor and chicks casting spells with enchanted potions!

Choose your side and fight for supremacy in this wacky world where anything goes!

Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join now and let the gender war begin!

ExWifeExLifeCraft

anger, Blame, Divorce, Emotional Abuse, ex wife, ExWifeExLifeCraft, family, financial responsibility, Friends, Harassment, housework, ISOLATION, mediator., mental health, mutual friends, no contact, Pets, polyamorous, relationship, Support, Therapy

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9535
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2720	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Potions Brewed:	26	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	62
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Are you tired of being trapped in a Minecraft server with a tight collar and a leash that only lets you go so far? Join our server for a breath of fresh air and freedom! Our server is a polyamorous paradise where you can build relationships with multiple players and live harmoniously together.

We guarantee that you won’t be emotionally abused by our admins, unlike some other servers out there. No more getting screamed at for a speck of dust out of place or for being a minute late to a virtual event. Our admins are here to support you and make sure you have a great time.

And don’t worry about being financially screwed over on our server. We won’t demand outrageous payments for emotional damage caused by leaving the server. You can keep your virtual car and we won’t force you to pay for someone else’s therapy sessions.

So come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be flushing down the toilet is your enemies in PvP battles. Build, explore, and have a blast without any drama or emotional baggage. See you in the game!

90sFilmFanaticMC SMP

1990s film, 90s cinema, 90sFilmFanaticMC, all-time favorite movies, award-winning films, best movie, cinematic masterpieces, classic films, cult classics, film analysis, film buffs, Film Critics, film industry, film recommendations, iconic movies, movie enthusiasts, movie lovers, must watch films, popular films, smp, top movies, Top Picks

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4992
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit? Like, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds and the craziest players ever. Like, one time, we had a player who built a giant banana house and another player who rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. It was bananas, I tell ya!

And like, the best part is that we have this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. You gotta see it to believe it, it’s like a rave in the Nether. Plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that gives you the power to fly and shoot lasers out of your eyes. It’s like something out of a 1990s sci-fi movie, I swear.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP server and experience the most epic adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the first rule of Fight Club is to always bring your diamond sword. LOL!

CraftyGenius

astute decision, brainy choice, bright move, brilliant idea, Clever, clever maneuver, crafty decision, CraftyGenius, Intelligent, intelligent choice, prudent choice, Quick Thinking, resourceful move, savvy choice, savvy move, sharp move, shrewd action, Smart, strategic move, wise decision, wise move

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7055
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	88
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava? No? Well, you haven’t lived until you’ve joined our Minecraft server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera, and more explosions than a Michael Bay movie. So come on down and show us what you’ve got, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, chaotic world!

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

Allies, America, Canada-US relations, Canadians, CraftyCanucks, Diplomacy, enemy country, foreign policy, global perspective, international affairs, international relations, Minecraft, negative view, neighbors, North America, opinion, Perception, Politics, poll, public opinion, Server, survey, united states

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6110
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6721

so like, this server is like the coolest place to be, like ever. we got like, flying pigs and talking cows and stuff. it’s like a whole new world, man.

join us if you wanna ride a llama into battle or build a castle out of diamonds. we even have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items.

rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.

so come on, join us on this epic adventure and show those pesky Canadians who’s boss. they’ll be begging to be our friends once they see all the cool stuff we have.

PutinCraft2020

Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical shifts, German MP, global affairs, International cooperation, international politics, international relations, nato, political alliances, putin, PutinCraft2020, russia, transatlantic relations., trump, united states, US-Russia relations, Western countries, world leaders

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7719
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

lol imagine a minecraft server where trump and putin are bffs and u can join in on the fun! build ur own wall or invade ur neighbor’s base, the possibilities are endless! top german mp says transatlantic relations are over, but who cares when u can join this crazy server and start a new world war of ur own! come join us and make minecraft great again!

Spectre SMP

application, Builder, collaboration, Community, crossplay, Discord, Europe, Events, Friendly, Longevity, Mods, Projects, PvP, Redstone, Server, smp, Spectre, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7064
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Spectre SMP Overview

Server Type	Vanilla 1.21.4 SMP
Focus	Communal spirit, collaboration, and friendly space
Features	Established community, long-term world, creative projects, performance mods
Server Specifications	Fabric 1.21.4, hosted in Europe
Mods & Tools	GeyserMC support, recipe changes, faster minecarts, Voice Chat, Discord link, etc.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What do we offer?

Spectre SMP offers an established, friendly and symbiotic community to help each other get what we want done! Players are encouraged to hold their events and communal projects, not just staff!

What are we looking for in players?

Builders and redstoners who want to show off their skills and help make the server a fun environment. PVP and brainless grinding is not what we want.
Players who interact often and well with other members.
Creative and dedicated minds who set large and impressive goals for the long term.
Active community members who will regularly set aside time to chat in meetings and discuss projects for the server.

Server specifications and mods

Fabric 1.21.4 and hosted in Europe
GeyserMC support for Bedrock/Java Crossplay
Lots of performance mods
Minor recipe changes for easier large-scale building
Faster minecarts
Simple Voice Chat
/nick for nicknames
FSit (sit on stairs, slabs, etc.)
ArmorPoser Mod (used on Hermitcraft)
Discord-to-Minecraft link

If you’re interested in joining, hop into our Discord server. You can send us an application there.

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Enchanted Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, adult content, Alluring, attractive, Boy, desire, Enchanted, enticing, Erotic, erotic boy, erotic female, explicit, female, INTIMATE, lustful, passionate, Provocative, Realm, Romantic, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, Steamy

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7619
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where everything is turned upside down, where pigs fly and creepers breakdance.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with non-stop action and adventure. We’ve got custom mods that will make your head spin and your heart race.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “erotic boy(female)” – a mysterious being that will grant you three wishes if you can find them.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe bring a change of underwear.

Players:	95/800	Votes:	6711
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Ores Mined:	7276
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4