CraftyBitchesIntervention | New Minecraft Servers 2024

GammaMc

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1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Buildings Constructed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Star Shards Collected:	103
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

STWForALL

Beta, Cross-Play, Minecraft, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Realm, STWForALL, Survival

Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	151	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

FireCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got ammunition depots on fire like in Russia, but without the drones, just pure chaos and destruction!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant explosion rocks the server, sending you flying into the air like a majestic flying pig. But don’t worry, you’ll land safely in a pool of lava, because safety first, right?

And the best part? We have photo evidence of all the madness, so you can show off to your friends how badass you are for surviving the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where every day is like a Michael Bay movie on steroids?

So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging explosions and fighting off mobs in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a fire extinguisher, cuz things tend to get lit around here.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!

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hey u, ya u, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yea, u heard me right, laser eyes.

also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. ain’t nobody messin’ with our server, yo.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, literally.

so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic stuff together. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

The horror

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Here at Ikara Network, We strive to be the best server for all your competitive needs. With that in mind we have also prepared multiple ways to keep our server competitive and active like making our server accessible from versions 1.7 to the latest and also bedrock support. Our Network consists of multiple game modes including Practice, Factions, and much more! As the server grows, we plan on expanding our network in any way possible that we see will benefit our community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Void Gems Collected:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CruelCrafts

Aether, ai npcs, alliances, Blueskies, challenge, city building, CruelCrafts, deeper and darker, Dimensions, Discord, dragons, Economy, Factions, Giveaways, immersive experience, Land claiming, mettle test, Minecolonies, Minecraft, Survival, survival skills, The Abyss, Twilight Forest, Wealthy

Welcome to Cruel Crafts, the ultimate Minecraft challenge! Dive into a world brimming with over 600 unique structures and 300+ distinctive mobs, each designed to push your survival skills to their limits. Forge alliances and gather friends as you navigate. Tame your dragons and be the most powerful and wealthy player.

Build your own thriving city, engage with sophisticated AI NPCs through minecolonies, and master an intricate economy (lightman’s currency). Claim your land and shape your destiny in an ever-evolving world. Explore extraordinary dimensions like the Twilight Forest, the Aether, Blueskies, The Abyss, and Deeper and Darker, all contributing to a rich and immersive experience.

Are you ready to test your mettle and rise to the challenge? Join Cruel Crafts and prove your survival skills in a Minecraft experience like no other!

CHALLENGE: 100$ to whoever reaches level 5 town on minecolonies.

Giveaways and challenges on discord.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Enchantments Applied:	160	Zombie Dances:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	417	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!

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Server Name	Remake SMP
Season	Season 5
Community Size	9 to 15 players online during peak times
Unique Features	Custom Origins System RPG-Style Skill Trees Player-Driven Lore Proximity Voice Chat Create Mod Ice and Fire Mod Whitelist Access
Apply for Whitelist	Join our Discord and apply today!

FAQ

What is the Custom Origins System?

The Custom Origins System allows players to choose unique origins with special abilities and challenges, adding variety to gameplay.

What are RPG-Style Skill Trees?

Players can level up and unlock new skills in various areas such as combat or magic, allowing for deep customization.

How does Player-Driven Lore work?

The server’s lore evolves based on the actions of players, with decisions, alliances, and battles shaping the world’s storyline.

What is Proximity Voice Chat?

Proximity Voice Chat allows players to talk to nearby players without typing, enhancing immersion in battles, collaborations, and roleplay.

What mods are available on the server?

The server features the Create Mod for building contraptions and machines, as well as the Ice and Fire Mod for facing dragons, mythical beasts, and challenging bosses.

How can I join the server?

To join the server, you must apply for whitelist access by joining the Discord server and following the application process.

What types of players are welcome on the server?

Whether you’re a builder, explorer, fighter, or storyteller, there is a place for you on the server to contribute to the evolving story and shape its future.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Animals Bred:	180
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	30

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

City Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the city of Warsaw and turned it into a pixelated paradise. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware of the giant chicken guarding it. Legend has it that anyone who defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

3. Our server hosts weekly llama races where players can ride on the backs of these majestic creatures and compete for the title of Llama Champion. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle and bragging rights for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get spit on by a llama, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Prelim Edition Minecraft SMP

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Are you ready to witness the ultimate showdown between Cats and Lions on our Minecraft SMP? Join us for epic battles, wild adventures, and crazy shenanigans as these fierce felines fight for the title of McgWinner and a chance to make it to the granny (whatever that means)!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you see a tabby cat take on a lion in a game of parkour, or watch a pride of lions try to outbuild a group of house cats in a build battle? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of catnip and a pet dragon (don’t ask how that works, just go with it).

So come join us for a purrfectly wild time on our Cats vs LionsMcgWinner through to the granny Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a roaring good time, trust us.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Emeralds Found:	1272
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BdayBashBattleGFNotReady

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Are you tired of dating someone who only puts effort into their appearance when they feel like it? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships by building your dream world where everyone always looks fabulous, no messy buns in sight!

On our server, you can create the perfect date night setting without worrying about your partner showing up in baggy clothes and a messy bun. Build a romantic restaurant or a cozy cabin in the woods, where you can enjoy a virtual dinner with your pixelated partner who always looks stunning.

And if you ever feel like your virtual girlfriend isn’t putting in enough effort, just hit her with a virtual diamond pickaxe and make her change into a nicer outfit. No need for awkward conversations or fights, just pure Minecraft fun!

So come join us on our server and leave all your relationship drama behind. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a perfectly styled virtual one? Join now and start building your dream world, where everyone always looks fabulous!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Farms Harvested:	883
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Animals Bred:	145	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PennyWiseSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our SMP is the ultimate subscription worth every penny!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and even participate in a dance-off with a creeper! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious moments that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the opportunity to become best friends with a talking sheep, go on a quest to find the legendary diamond banana, and even take a ride on a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this subscription is worth every penny for the sheer amount of laughs and fun you’ll have.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyRedditorsCraftingFun

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you wild and wacky players out there!

Join us on our server where we have a special rule that every time you write in chat, you must replace your country name with a random word like “banana” or “unicorn”. Why? Because why be normal when you can be hilariously absurd?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “In My Banana” challenge, where players must come up with the most outrageous stories about their fictional country and why it’s the best place in the world. From flying pigs to rainbow rivers, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join us today and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Who needs reality when you have a world of pure craziness waiting for you?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Star Shards Collected:	253
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

UNLAWFULGADGETS

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where we take ordinary stuff and turn it into weapons. like, we got toasters that shoot out flaming toast, and vacuum cleaners that suck up enemies. it’s like a war zone but with household items, man.

the united nations rights chief is all up in arms about it, saying it violates international law. but who cares about that when you can have so much fun blowing stuff up with a hair dryer that shoots out lightning bolts? join our server and be a rebel against the boring rules of the real world. let’s make household appliances great again!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Animals Bred:	55	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152