Are you tired of your friends being all serious and dramatic about your weight? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense!

Join our server and leave all the diet plans and workout routines behind. Instead, indulge in virtual French fries and ice cream without any judgment! Who needs salads and low-cal yogurt when you can have a feast fit for a Minecraft king?

Don’t let your friends ambush you with interventions – join our server and be free to be your fabulous, overweight self. Plus, we have a special “Bitches Be Gone” feature for anyone who tries to bring drama into our virtual world.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with fun, laughter, and plenty of virtual snacks. Who needs real-life interventions when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? Let’s block out the haters and build a world where you can truly be yourself.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Towns Built: 7
New Chunks Explored: 42626 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

New Minecraft Server
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  • STARKSteal

    STARKSteal

    The most fun and exciting new LifeSteal SMP called STARKSteal SMP just started.

    Non P2W | Fully Grind | Custom Items | Warps | Votes | Chat Games | Rewards from Mobs | Pick-up Spawners and so much more!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 15
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NewERA

    NewERA

    We invite you to explore NuevaEra, a brand new Minecraft server enthusiastically created by TheEzeYT and a talented team of contributors. Although we’ve only been up and running for a month, we’re dedicated to delivering a unique and exciting gaming experience.

    With a vibrant and active community on our Discord, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to connect and share epic moments with other players. NuevaEra is a newly launched project, and your support is crucial to help us grow and get better every day.

    Join us at NuevaEra and be part of this new adventure! We look forward to building, exploring and enjoying together!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 8
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 19

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    The minimum set of everything for building an anarchic server.

    No privates, no stupid donations, no idiotic rules. There is only you and the world that awaits you and your friends, because together it is more fun and safer.

    You are free in everything, you can do whatever you want and wherever you want. But remember that there are other players besides you, so you should be on guard.

    The server team is easily accessible and ready to listen to players. We are waiting for you and your ideas.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 66 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Eternity SMP [SMP]

    Server Address eternitysmp.net
    Version 1.18 – 1.21.1

    About Us:

    Eternity SMP offers a classic survival multiplayer experience spanning multiple Minecraft versions. We focus on providing a simple yet engaging Minecraft experience while supporting multiple game versions.

    Features:

    • Multi-Version Support: Play on versions 1.18 through 1.21.1
    • Enhanced Vanilla Gameplay: Carefully selected plugins to improve your experience
    • Community-Focused: Active and helpful player base
    • Regular Events: Participate in server-wide challenges
    • Player Economy: Engage in trade and build your wealth
    • Land Claims: Protect your builds
    • Teams: Collaborate with other players

    Server Rules:

    1. Respect others’ builds and property
    2. No griefing, stealing, or unauthorized PvP
    3. Build 500+ blocks from spawn
    4. Preserve landscapes; repair creeper damage
    5. Optimize farms for server performance
    6. PvP only in designated areas
    7. Keep builds and behavior family-friendly
    8. No exploits or unauthorized mods
    9. Follow item/mob farm regulations
    10. Help new players; don’t scam
    11. Use common sense

    Join Our Community:

    We invite you to become part of our growing family of players. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or new to the game, Eternity SMP offers a welcoming environment for all.

    Discord: discord.gg/wKPEjWNFHQ

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Dragon Eggs Found: 1750
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 196266 Herobrine Sightings: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server

    Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a herd of sleeping sheep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be cumming with excitement! Join us for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft – from riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve wearing a tutu. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist cumming back for more! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to cum your way to victory!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

    Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

    Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2878 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 394 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RebelRecruitMC Server

    RebelRecruitMC Server
    So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

    So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 34 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 87 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    New Chunks Explored: 327459 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

    Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft
    lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

    join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

    so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Epic Shields Constructed: 13
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CowTopia

    CowTopia

    Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

    Overview
    Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
    Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
    MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
    World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join Aurelia? You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
    Is Aurelia suitable for all ages? Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
    Can I create my own town in Aurelia? Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
    Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia? Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
    Is there a Discord server for Aurelia? Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Emeralds Found: 8183 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

    Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

    And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 34
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

    In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 2363
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ToiletTroubleMC

    ToiletTroubleMC
    Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

    On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Void Gems Collected: 26
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelBodyMakeover

    PixelBodyMakeover
    Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GammaMc

    GammaMc

    1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Chimeras Created: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Alien Abductions: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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