CraftyBitchesIntervention

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Are you tired of your friends being all serious and dramatic about your weight? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense!

Join our server and leave all the diet plans and workout routines behind. Instead, indulge in virtual French fries and ice cream without any judgment! Who needs salads and low-cal yogurt when you can have a feast fit for a Minecraft king?

Don’t let your friends ambush you with interventions – join our server and be free to be your fabulous, overweight self. Plus, we have a special “Bitches Be Gone” feature for anyone who tries to bring drama into our virtual world.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with fun, laughter, and plenty of virtual snacks. Who needs real-life interventions when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? Let’s block out the haters and build a world where you can truly be yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1772	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Q1X.RU Minecraft server

accessible, Anarchy, building, Community, freedom, Friends, Fun, ideas, Minecraft, multiplayer, No Donations, no privates, No Rules, player-driven, Safety, Sandbox, Server, Survival, TEAM

The minimum set of everything for building an anarchic server.

No privates, no stupid donations, no idiotic rules. There is only you and the world that awaits you and your friends, because together it is more fun and safer.

You are free in everything, you can do whatever you want and wherever you want. But remember that there are other players besides you, so you should be on guard.

The server team is easily accessible and ready to listen to players. We are waiting for you and your ideas.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Farms Harvested:	858
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4015	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

1.181.21.1, Builds, Challenges, common sense, Community, Discord, endlessly, Environment, Events, family friendly, Farms, landscapes, multiplayer, MVPS, Plugins, Property, real, regulations, rules, scam, smp, Survival, Trade, Veteran, villagers, wealth

Eternity SMP [SMP]

Server Address	eternitysmp.net
Version	1.18 – 1.21.1

About Us:

Eternity SMP offers a classic survival multiplayer experience spanning multiple Minecraft versions. We focus on providing a simple yet engaging Minecraft experience while supporting multiple game versions.

Features:

Multi-Version Support: Play on versions 1.18 through 1.21.1
Enhanced Vanilla Gameplay: Carefully selected plugins to improve your experience
Community-Focused: Active and helpful player base
Regular Events: Participate in server-wide challenges
Player Economy: Engage in trade and build your wealth
Land Claims: Protect your builds
Teams: Collaborate with other players

Server Rules:

Respect others’ builds and property
No griefing, stealing, or unauthorized PvP
Build 500+ blocks from spawn
Preserve landscapes; repair creeper damage
Optimize farms for server performance
PvP only in designated areas
Keep builds and behavior family-friendly
No exploits or unauthorized mods
Follow item/mob farm regulations
Help new players; don’t scam
Use common sense

Join Our Community:

We invite you to become part of our growing family of players. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or new to the game, Eternity SMP offers a welcoming environment for all.

Discord: discord.gg/wKPEjWNFHQ

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Potions Brewed:	25
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Void Gems Collected:	23

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a herd of sleeping sheep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be cumming with excitement! Join us for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft – from riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve wearing a tutu. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist cumming back for more! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to cum your way to victory!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

advice, award, Communication, compassion, counseling, encouragement, family, intervention, kill, kill myself, long tail, love, mental health, Minecraft, mom, self harm, smp, SUICIDE, Support, tags, Therapy, told, told me, Understanding

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Void Gems Collected:	39	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Buildings Constructed:	39
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

RebelRecruitMC Server

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So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dragons Tamed:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

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lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	680
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Love Letters Sent:	16	Ores Mined:	3323
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CowTopia

Survival, Vanilla

Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Animals Bred:	153
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	1394
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

Abilities, Adventure, Alliance, Allowed, aurelia, Biomes, Builder, Character, Community, Contribution, Discord, Explorer, Immersive, Kingdoms, Land, landscapes, Minecraft, MinecraftMadness, Other, Peasants, pixelated, Ready, rule, Skills, smp, Structures, Swords, TOWN, warrior, Whitelisted

Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

Overview
Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join Aurelia?	You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
Is Aurelia suitable for all ages?	Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
Can I create my own town in Aurelia?	Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia?	Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
Is there a Discord server for Aurelia?	Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

25th anniversary, 271149074, 271185215, 271219294, Craft, Five days remain, Minecraft, Server, Tales, Ten Storytime, Two-player mahjong, Volume 10, Volume 11, Volume 12, Volume 13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

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Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Ores Mined:	9796	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Farms Harvested:	602
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ToiletTroubleMC

Accommodation, Boundaries, bowel issues, Communication, compromise, Crohn’s disease, dramatic, family, flare up, health, Hotel, INCONVENIENCE, maintenance, mother-in-law, plumber, quality of life, Repair, TOILET, ToiletTroubleMC, Understanding

Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PixelBodyMakeover

body acceptance, body changes, body confidence, body dissatisfaction, body dysmorphia, body enhancements, body ideals, body image, body insecurities, body modifications, body positivity, body standards, Body transformation, cosmetic surgery, fitness goals, personal growth, physical appearance, PixelBodyMakeover, self improvement, self-acceptance, weight loss

Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

GammaMc

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Decade, Experience, Factions, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, Legendary, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, online gaming, Passionate players, Server, Skyblock, Survival, top tier

1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	333347
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

STWForALL

Beta, Cross-Play, Minecraft, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Realm, STWForALL, Survival

Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Dragon Scales Harvested:	455
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Crops Grown:	7122
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.