CraftyBillionaire | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5114
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

New Minecraft Servers

If you became a billionaire tomorrow, the first thing you should buy is a ticket to join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is home to a hidden treasure worth billions of diamonds, guarded by a dragon who only speaks in memes. Only the richest and most daring players have a chance at finding it, so if you want to test your luck and maybe become even richer, join us now! Plus, we have a secret shop where you can buy golden pickaxes that mine blocks with one click. So what are you waiting for? Become a billionaire in Minecraft today!

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2372
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Star Shards Collected:	197	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	118
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1280	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	734
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3406
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Farms Harvested:	797	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4019
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ores Mined:	6462
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1951	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	40

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6837
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2377
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8101
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6552
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	39	Demon Skulls Collected:	32

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	454
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3315	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4550
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	654
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36
Dimension Hops:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Runes Activated:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchantments Applied:	300
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7898
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Zombie Dances:	1

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7947
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	133
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	41
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6886
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Void Gems Collected:	25	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	New Chunks Explored:	23946

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5446
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Love Letters Sent:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!