CraftyBidenHaters | New Minecraft Servers 2025

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3302
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9339
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	325	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3897
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Magic Items Found:	5829	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	8604	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2303
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Star Shards Collected:	298
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4298
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Farms Harvested:	202
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Chimeras Created:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	446
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Alien Abductions:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3925
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4468
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7399
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Towns Built:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	305
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Zombie Dances:	9	Enchantments Applied:	164

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8140
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	6219
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Ores Mined:	8209	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9220
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Potions Brewed:	80
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Meteor Madness 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, Attack, battle, danger, Defense, Destruction, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Madara, madness, meteor, Naruto, ninja, power, reaction, Shinobi, strategy, Survival, Suspense, thinking

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1425
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	New Chunks Explored:	820152
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, bothersome, day to day, exasperating, Frustration, Hassle, INCONVENIENCE, irksome, Irritation, Life, Minecraft, Nuisance, pesky, pet peeve, smp, troublesome, vexing

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6988
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyQualities

Authenticity, best qualities, Character, compassion, CraftyQualities, determination, Empathy, Generosity, grace, Honesty, humility, Integrity, Kindness, leadership, patience, person, positivity, resilience, Selflessness, wisdom, work ethic

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	753
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!

Players:	94/600	Votes:	7341
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9