CraftyBeautyLand | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5337
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server so epic, so legendary, that just saying its name will make your enemies tremble in fear? Well, this server is definitely not that one. But hey, who needs a fancy name when you have a server filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself?

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of majestic llamas as you battle against a horde of evil villagers who are trying to steal all your diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can catch it.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. With treacherous lava pits, deadly creeper explosions, and a never-ending supply of prankster Endermen, you’ll need all the luck (and armor) you can get to survive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just don’t forget to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7252
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	495
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	164	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4547
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	5500

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8396
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8680	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
New Chunks Explored:	363687	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5090
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Dragons Tamed:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6510
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Dragons Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Crops Grown:	8260
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2212
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	220
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7427
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Animals Bred:	102

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7632
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Villages Defended:	16	Divine Spears Created:	21
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7715
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5776
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Towns Built:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2930
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Void Gems Collected:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5059
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchantments Applied:	227	Villages Defended:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5189
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8130
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5186
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	348
Buildings Constructed:	27	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).