CraftyBeardLand | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoCashNoExecutorLOL

Asshole, decision, executor, executorship, family, Father, Financial, Grandchild, hurt, Inheritance, middle class, MILLIONAIRE, MONEY, Mother, NoCashNoExecutorLOL, relationship, Siblings, Support, thoughtless, ungrateful, Will

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7802
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Void Gems Collected:	36	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Love Letters Sent:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of family drama and want to escape to a world where inheritance disputes don’t exist? Join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be inheriting is diamonds and emeralds!

We promise no awkward conversations about wills or who gets what. Instead, you can focus on building the craziest structures and battling mobs with your friends. Plus, our server is so wealthy that even Herobrine would be jealous.

So, leave the real world drama behind and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with fun and laughter. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and pig races? Join now and let the good times roll!

AttractionCraft SMP: The Coffee Shop

Arcade, Architecture, attraction, AttractionCraft, building, coffee, coffee shop, creativity, customer experience, design, Entertainment, experiential, food court, games, Immersive, innovation, leisure, luxury, Mall, Relaxation, Shop, shopping, smp, unlimited budget

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	437
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Animals Bred:	63	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, there was this player who joined and built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. It was wild, man!

But that’s not all, oh no. We also have this epic competition where you have to build the craziest attraction ever. Like, I’m talking a petting zoo with mutant animals or a haunted house with real ghosts. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe or something equally ridiculous.

And get this, money is no object on this server. You can build a freaking arcade with diamond-studded controllers or a coffee shop that serves potions instead of coffee. The possibilities are endless, bro!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary builder on this insane Minecraft SMP!

BlockPartyBlues

BlockPartyBlues, coping strategies, emotional well being, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health community, mental health counseling, mental health education, mental health management, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health services, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental health therapy, mental health tips, Mental Health Treatment, mental health wellness, post-event depression, self-care

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Crops Grown:	2941
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Dimension Hops:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of feeling down after epic Minecraft battles and not knowing how to cope? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a team of virtual therapists ready to help you work through your post-event depression! Join us for some hilarious shenanigans, crazy adventures, and of course, some much-needed therapy sessions to keep your mental health in check. Who knew virtual block-building could be so therapeutic? Join now and say goodbye to post-event blues!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, International, Kursk school, KurskCraft, Military, Minecraft, News, Russian strike, school bombing, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War, world news

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7464
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got Russian strikes happening left and right, but don’t worry, it’s all in the game, bro! Ukraine be like “Four dead in Kursk school” but we be like “Four new players joinin’ our server, yassss!” Come join the chaos and build your own bomb shelter, just in case things get too real, ya know? Let’s turn tragedy into triumph, one block at a time!

CraftyRetaliationEU

CraftyRetaliationEU, diplomatic relations, economic sanctions, Economy, EU, european union, global market, Goods, import/export, international trade, negotiations, political tensions, potential conflict, protectionism, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade policies, trade war, trump, united states, US

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2148
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Farms Harvested:	266
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9

lol dis server is like a battle between countries but in minecraft lol like eu vs us but instead of tariffs its like building stuff and fighting with swords and bows lol. if u join u can be on team eu and help them retaliate against trump and his tariffs by building giant statues and castles to show ur power lol. or u can be on team us and try to stop eu from retaliating by building crazy defenses and traps to protect ur land lol. its like a never-ending war but with blocks and creepers lol. join now for the ultimate showdown in minecraft history lol.

TheOasis

application, collaborate, Community, Discord, Enhance, Events, facebook, grow, Interact, kick, Launch, Minecraft, Mods, Server, smp, Stream, Streamer, Support, TheOasis, tiktok, twitch, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3218
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Emeralds Found:	3478	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5

TheOasis SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Minecraft SMP Server
Target Audience	Streamers of all sizes on all platforms
Age Requirement	18 years old or older
Server Experience	Mostly vanilla server with some mods
Launch Date	End of February 2025

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I apply to join TheOasis SMP server?

A: If you are an active streamer, simply share your streaming links. If you are new or returning to streaming, answer some simple questions through the application form provided.

Q: What platforms are supported for streamers on TheOasis SMP server?

A: All platforms including Twitch, Kick, TikTok, Facebook, and more are welcome.

Q: Will there be events hosted on the server for members?

A: Yes, events will be organized for members to come together and have a good time.

Q: How can I join TheOasis SMP Discord?

A: You can join TheOasis SMP Discord through the provided link: https://discord.com/invite/xsNkeJm9v9

Ethereal Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, bruce jenner, discrimination, donald trump, Ellen Page, Ethereal, gender, Gender Identity, Hate Speech, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, national day, queer, Realms, Transgender, washroom

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2138
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a gender reveal party at a daycare center? Well, look no further, because this server is the perfect place for you!

We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show starring a bunch of entitled celebrities. Join us and experience the chaos for yourself!

Our community is filled with all kinds of characters, from confused washroom wanderers to outspoken political enthusiasts. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of absurdity and unpredictability, then come join us on this Minecraft server. Just remember to leave your sanity at the door!

SlyFoxUnlabeled – Minecraft SMP

free-spirit, independent, individualistic, Minecraft, neutral, Nonbinary, nonconformist, open-minded, SlyFoxUnlabeled, smp, unaffiliated, unaligned, unallied, unassigned, unattached, unbranded, unclassified, uncommitted, Unconventional, undecided, undefined, untagged

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5911
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We got diamond armor for days, mobs dropping enchanted golden apples like it’s raining snacks, and the villagers are straight up party animals, I swear!

But the real reason you gotta join is because we have a secret underground base where we host weekly llama races. Yeah, you heard me right, LLAMA RACES! These bad boys are faster than a speeding minecart and cuter than a baby zombie in a pumpkin helmet.

Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons to do our bidding, like we once had a dragon cook us breakfast burritos while we battled a horde of evil bunnies. It was wild, man.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can be yourself, whether you’re a blocky warrior, a redstone genius, or just a llama enthusiast, then come join us and let’s build some epic shenanigans together!

ChunkCraft SlimDown

ChunkCraft, Commitment, Communication, diet, Empathy, encouragement, Exercise, FITNESS, healthy lifestyle, love, motivation, nutrition, obese, Partners, patience, relationship, SlimDown, Support, teamwork, Understanding, weight loss, wellness

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8920
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	7945	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Farms Harvested:	982	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Enchantments Applied:	59
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of carrying around extra weight on your shoulders? Well, on our Minecraft server, we support our players in losing weight by making them mine for diamonds all day long! Who needs a gym membership when you can just dig for precious gems in a virtual world?

Join us and watch as your character sheds those pounds while you build epic structures and battle mobs. Plus, our community of supportive players will cheer you on every step of the way – because nothing says motivation like a group of pixelated friends rooting for you!

So come on, partner up with us on this weight loss journey and let’s mine our way to a healthier, happier you!

KremlinCraft: Drone Strikes & Refineries

Attack, bloomberg, Conflict, Crisis, DiSRuPtiON, drone, ENERGY, fuel output, Geopolitics, global economy, KremlinCraft, Military, News, OIL INDUSTRY, refineries, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, strikes, supply chain, Ukrainian drones, uncertainty

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3948
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

LOLZ JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE UKRAINIAN DRONES HIT THREE KEY REFINERIES BUT IN A FUN WAY! RUSHIAN FUEL OUTPUT IN DOUBT BUT NOT OUR FUN! WE GOT EXPLOSIVE PVP BATTLES AND BUILDING CONTESTS THAT WILL BLOW YO MIND! JOIN NOW TO EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, YOLO!

Disrespectful Agree Craft

agree, Agreement, civility, Communication, communication skills, compromise, conflict management, Conflict Resolution, Craft, debate, dialogue, differing opinions, disagreement, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful agreement, healthy debate, Manners, mutual respect, perspective, relationships, respectful disagreement, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3135
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Potions Brewed:	69
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON STEROIDS.

ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LIKE NINJAS ON SPEED, READY TO BAN ANY TROLLS FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY “CREEPER”.

OH, AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET ZOMBIE THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. PLUS, IF YOU CAN RESPECTFULLY DISAGREE, THAT ALSO MEANS YOU CAN DISRESPECTFULLY AGREE. MIND BLOWN, RIGHT?

Worldborne

alliances, Character, Conquer, Conquest, Diplomacy, diplomat, Discord, DOMINANCE, fresh world, Lore, Roleplay, Staff Team, Strategist, Suggestions, Theme, Vanilla, warrior, whitelist process, Worldborne

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3953
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Towns Built:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	26

Overview of Worldborne Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Nations and Races	Create or join powerful nations and explore a world rich with diverse races and lore.
War and Combat	Engage in epic wars with other nations to prove your dominance!
Custom Items	Enjoy custom items made by staff and give suggestions for inclusivity.
Server Launch Date	Launched on January 31st, providing a fresh world for players.
Roleplay Support	Supports RP with a whitelist process to ensure everyone is on the same page.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

To join the Worldborne server, please join our Discord using the invite link provided and follow the instructions there.

2. Are there any rules or guidelines for gameplay?

Yes, we have rules and guidelines in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

3. Can I create my own nation on the server?

Yes, players have the option to create or join powerful nations within the world of Worldborne.

4. How does combat work on the server?

Combat on Worldborne involves engaging in epic wars with other nations to prove dominance and strategic prowess.

5. Are custom items available on the server?

Yes, custom items created by the staff team are available for players to enjoy. Suggestions for new items are also welcome.

Cosmic Human Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, Advanced, aliens, Civilizations, Cosmic, DENISOVANS, Evolution, evolutionary anatomy, Hands, Human, human-like, intelligence, interbreed, Manipulation, Neanderthals, physical environment, Primitive, Realms, sapience, tentacles, Tools

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4857
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Farms Harvested:	759	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where animals have evolved to have human-like bodies and build civilizations. Bro, you gotta join this server because you can chill with these animal people who can actually make tools and stuff. Who wouldn’t want to hang out with a bird that can build a house or a four-legged animal that can craft weapons? Plus, maybe you can even interbreed with them like we did with neanderthals and denisovans. It’s a wild world out there, man. Join now and experience the ultimate crossover of species!

RentDrama Minecraft Server

aita, broken into bathroom, brother staying over, careless roommate, college bestie, credit reports, damaged property, Florida apartment, friendship ended, leaving roommate, legal action, locked bedroom, messy room, Minecraft, moving out, paying rent, Pregnancy, RentDrama, returning home, roommate drama, roommate troubles, Server, stopped paying rent, stopping the electric, theft, trashed apartment, TV theft, wearing clothes

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6214
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Farms Harvested:	857	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and TV’s are stolen with a knife! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and virtual thievery.

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of having your belongings stolen by your own roommate’s brother? Look no further! Our server offers the unique experience of having your locked room broken into, your clothes worn by strangers, and your personal space violated in the most outrageous ways possible.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the joy of disconnecting the electricity to prevent spiteful bills, stopping paying rent to teach someone a lesson, and ultimately trashing the apartment in a fit of rage. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all this chaos in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So come join us on our server, where friendships are fleeting and TV’s are fair game for anyone with a knife and a lack of boundaries. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Pay2PlayPals

adult game centre, ANNOYED, Birthday, birthday celebration, birthday dinner, birthday gathering, Birthday Party, birthday surprise, birthday treat, celebration, coffee, Communication, Friends, Generosity, group outing, Hospitality, Invitation, misunderstanding, Pay2PlayPals, Paying, social event

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8820
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2321
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to pay for everything yourself? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of never having to spend a single diamond again! We’ll cover all your in-game expenses, just like how this generous player covered the bill for her friends at her birthday party. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to game like a boss without spending a dime! Join now and let the freebies roll in!

Players:	96/400	Votes:	5020
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	453
Zombie Dances:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3345	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4