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VaxCraft: Mumps Outbreak Response

at risk, Disease, dose of vaccine, Early, fresh dose, Help, mathematical models, mumps, mumps vaccine, Nations, outbreak, Prevent, Prevention, reduce transmission, response, Rising, Risk, third dose, Transmission, vaccine, VaxCraft

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got mumps goin’ around in some nations but we got da cure! just take a third dose of our special mumps vaccine and u’ll be protected from all da craziness goin’ on.

we got mathematical models showin’ dat dis vaccine can reduce transmission and prevent da disease in da peeps who need it da most. so come on over and let’s fight off dem mumps together while buildin’ epic structures and havin’ a blast in da game! ain’t no mumps gonna bring us down when we got dis vaccine on our side. join now and let’s get rid of dem pesky mumps once and for all! 🤪🎮👾

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magic Items Found:	3723	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Skeleton SMP

Adventure, Bed wars, Creative, Economy, Faction Wars, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to the best survival server!

Are you bord of the servers with too many plugins and scams? I was too! Here we just have /trade, and oneplayersleep!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7122	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Cucaracha Players

Cockroaches, Cross-Play, Cucaracha Players, Economy, family friendly, Friendly, Gaming, Minecraft, Network, PvE, PvP, Server, Sewers, Survival, Technical, Underground

Dig a hole and survive. – Minecraft Server Technical – CucarachaPlayers is a friendly and family-friendly network for cockroaches. You will be fine in the sewers, there is no better place than the underground, the perfect place to stay alive while the surface explodes.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Airi Viridis, Clauvio, Elia Stellaria, Kiki, Kiki Main Thread, kirispica, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Minecraft, Mozumi Pichi, Mozzu Main Thread, Onolumi, PALS, PIXEL, Retro Girls General, Server, Super Meche, Tomomi Toraya, Tsunderia Extended, vrg

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join us at [Server Name] where the fun never stops! We’ve got a crew of wacky YouTubers and Twitch streamers like Onolumi, Tomomi Toraya, and Kiki who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s been rumored that Herobrine himself logs on to play with us. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

So why wait? Join us at [Server Name] where the adventures are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1686
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BoomerParents60s Minecraft SMP

60s, aging, aging parents, BoomerParents60s, Companionship, Elderly, emotional, empty nest, empty nest syndrome, family, family dynamics, Future, generation gap, growing old, ISOLATION, Loneliness, lonely, Minecraft, parental care, parents, relationships, smp, Support

Are you tired of being the only one in your family who can’t join the senior citizen discount club? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a thriving community of players who are all in their golden years! Join us and never feel lonely again as you build, mine, and craft with your fellow elderly gamers. Who needs bingo night when you can have block-building fun with us?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if old folks can still dominate in PvP battles. So grab your walking stick and get ready to show those young whippersnappers who’s boss in the virtual world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

WorkplaceWeirdo Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, Curious, Event, Experience, eXtraordinary, Minecraft, Observation, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiar behavior, peculiar incident, peculiar sighting, smp, strange, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual occurrence, Witness, work, Workplace, WorkplaceWeirdo

Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I’m part of. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and creepers. One time, we had a player who built a giant rollercoaster that went straight into the sky and ended in a pool of lava. It was a real “hot” attraction, if you catch my drift.

But the real kicker was when we had a player who turned their entire base into a giant chicken coop. I’m talking hundreds of chickens clucking around, laying eggs everywhere. It was like a poultry paradise, until a group of players decided to start a chicken rebellion and overthrow the coop. Let’s just say feathers were flying everywhere.

If you want to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there, then you gotta join us. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll witness next? Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring a bucket of popcorn, because things tend to get pretty entertaining around here.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	16
Star Shards Collected:	119	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MineCraftMemories

cherished memories, favorite memories, happy moments, Life moments, looking back, Memories, memory lane, MinecraftMemories, Nostalgia, past experiences, Reflection, reliving the past, Reminiscing, sentimental journey, significant events, special occasions, time machine, time travel, treasured recollections, unforgettable experiences

Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t respawn after falling off a cliff or getting attacked by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can relive any moment in your life…in Minecraft form! That’s right, want to go back to that time you aced that test in school? Just hop on our server and recreate it with blocks and pixels! Want to redo that embarrassing moment at a party? Build it out of virtual bricks and laugh at yourself all over again! Join our server for a chance to rewrite history in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs a time machine when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

RedstoneRuskiCraft

Aviation, BIRMINGHAM, criminal activity, emergency response, Espionage, government involvement, international incident, investigation, news headline, plane, planting device, political tension, RedstoneRuskiCraft, russia, sabotage, security breach, suspected, suspicious behavior, Terrorism, uk, warehouse fire

so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Pixel Quest: Edu Fun Land

classroom technology, Digital Learning, education, educational games, educational technology, experiential learning, Fun, Game, immersive learning, Interactive, knowledge acquisition, Land, language acquisition, language development, language skills, multilingual students, PIXEL, Quest, science classrooms, STEM Education, student engagement, Technology, virtual environment, virtual reality

so, like, u know how u always wanted to learn stuff but it’s, like, so boring and stuff? well, on this server, u can learn stuff in a fun way! like, imagine u in a science classroom but instead of boring textbooks, u have, like, virtual reality and stuff.

u can, like, explore different worlds and learn about science in a super cool way. and get this, it’s not just for one language, it’s for, like, MULTILINGUAL students! so, if u speak more than one language, this server is perfect for u.

plus, there are, like, crazy stories and adventures waiting for u. u can, like, fight off evil mobs and discover hidden treasures. and, like, who wouldn’t want to do that, right?

so, if u want to have a blast while learning and, like, have the time of your life, then join this server now! it’s, like, the best thing ever, trust me.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	3878	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

EndNetwork

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, minecraft server multiplayer survival creative minigames factions skyblock economy PVP roleplay mods plugins vanilla adventure dungeons exploration community crafting building exploration, Mini Games, Skyblock, Towny

EndNetwork: Play Beyond Boundaries! Join the world of Minecraft, full of endless adventures and exciting events. Create unique structures with your building skills that push the limits, accomplish huge projects with your friends, and have a brand new experience! Step into this world that will grow with you!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	9717
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Chaotic Realms

Anarchy, auraskills, BEDROCK SUPPORTED, Chaotic Realms, Community, content creators, Events, Head Drops, high quality, Minecraft, minecraft server, Players, PvP, smp, smp server, Streamers, Teams, Unique Content, weekly events, Youtubers

[1.21] THE CHAOTIC SMP is a high-quality Anarchy based SMP server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly content creators, and awesome players like you!

BEDROCK SUPPORTED! (SOON)

Head Drops Weekly EVENTS Streamers & YouTubers AuraSkills Teams & SO MUCH MORE!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	100	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PlongieCraft: Here for the loot, staying for the chaos! Join our wild world today!

1v1 Arena, Armies, Bosses, Chaos, class armors, Dungeons, Fellowships, Followers, Guilds, Join, Kingdoms, level system, Loot, Lore, modded SMP server, PlongieCraft, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Ships, Staying, story lines, Today, trading economy, Villages, weapons, Wild, workers, world, World bosses

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	PlongieCraft
Features	Quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, 1v1 Arena (coming soon)
Website	Plongie.com
Trailer	Watch trailer here

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server support?

A: The server supports Minecraft version 1.20.1.

Q: What can players expect on the server?

A: Players can expect quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, and a 1v1 Arena (coming soon).

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Search for PlongieCraft on technic and follow the instructions to join the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server here.

Q: What type of gameplay is offered on the server?

A: The server offers modded SMP gameplay with options for vanilla play, or players can search for magic and rare weapons with RPG elements.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Runes Activated:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Pixel Puns Minecraft Server

Minecraft, PIXEL, Puns, Server

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, LLAMAS!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move.

3. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorn mounts you’ll ever find in Minecraft. Ride into battle on a rainbow-maned unicorn and strike fear into your enemies.

4. We hold weekly “Build Battles” where players compete to create the most outrageous and ridiculous structures. From giant toilets to floating castles made of cheese, there’s no limit to the creativity on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

banter, blocky, blue ideal, character profiles, community pastebin, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, fetishes, filtered ads, kinks, live status tracker, Minecraft, pink ideal, profile image search, purple ideal, roleplay logs, roleplay partners, site critique., site drama, site gossip, smp, third party chat client, webchat

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few rules here and there. But who needs rules when you can join a server filled with more kinks and depravity than you can memorize!

Imagine creating your own character profile and finding like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. It’s like F-list, but in Minecraft! Build your dream world, roleplay with others, and gossip about site drama all in one place.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous characters, insane stories, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows, you might even find your ideal blue, pink, and purple in this crazy world of ours. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your creativity run wild in our Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Alien Abductions:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NoGFsAllowedMC

apartment rules, apartment sharing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, dorm living, flexibility, houseguest, ignored, living situation, NoGFsAllowedMC, personal space, roommate agreement, roommate dynamics, roommate’s girlfriend, roommate’s guests, roommate’s relationship, temporary roommate, third person, UNCOMFORTABLE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of sharing space with unwanted roommates! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual apartment without any unwanted guests crashing in.

Our server is the perfect place for those who value their personal space and don’t want to deal with unexpected roommates moving in. No more awkward encounters in the kitchen or bathroom – it’s all yours to enjoy in peace!

Embark on quests to reclaim your territory from unwanted intruders, like your roommate’s clingy girlfriend who just won’t leave. Build fortresses to keep them out and defend your space with all your might.

Don’t let anyone tell you that you should be more flexible – this is your virtual world, and you make the rules! Join us now and reclaim your right to a roommate-free existence. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9747	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Buildings Constructed:	49
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6