CraftyBargains | New Minecraft Servers 2024

What The Frick Minecraft SMP

acceptance, adoption, Backlash, Communication, Community, controversy, criticism, Diversity, FRICK, inclusion, internet culture, linux kernel mailing list, LKML, Minecraft, online behavior, programming, smp, Social Issues, Software Development, Technology, transgender language, what are they doing, WTF

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there! We’ve got players doing things that will make you say “wtf” on a regular basis.

One time, someone built a roller coaster that went straight into a volcano and somehow survived! Another player tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Taylor Swift songs. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to recreate the entire Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks… let’s just say it didn’t end well.

But hey, if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the madness! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe invest in some diamond armor while you’re at it. Trust us, you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	216	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	New Chunks Explored:	201168
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CrushCraft: No Loans for Love

Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Crush, CrushCraft, DATING, Emotional support, emotions, feelings, financial struggle, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Honesty, loans, love, loyalty, money lending, personal boundaries, relationship advice, Support, Trust

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, just like in this wild story of friendship turned sour.

Imagine building your dream castle only to have your best friend swoop in and claim it as their own, just like Mia did with Jake! Will you be the hero who stands up for what’s right, or will you let the drama unfold like a juicy soap opera?

And if you ever find yourself in a pickle like lending $500 to a friend who betrayed you, fear not! Our server is full of generous players who will help you out in your time of need, no questions asked (except maybe for some diamonds in return).

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where friendships are tested, alliances are made, and drama is always on the menu. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Farms Harvested:	347	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

UndoItAll Minecraft SMP

advancement, CHANGE, Civilization, consequences, Development, hindsight, History, Impact, Improvement, innovation, invention, Minecraft, mistake, progress, reconsider, regret, rethink, smp, society, Technology, undo, UndoItAll

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the players are so skilled, they can build a functioning time machine out of redstone and slime blocks. That’s right, we’ve got players who can undo any invention they want, just for fun!

Imagine the chaos of going back in time and preventing the invention of the diamond pickaxe. No more mining for hours on end, just pure chaos and hilarity as everyone scrambles to find a new way to survive in this crazy world.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of redstone knowledge). Who knows, you might just find yourself undoing the most game-changing invention of all time!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyTwistMC

CraftyTwistMC, dramatic events, life changing events, life events, life experiences, life journey, life plot twists, life surprises, life-altering moments, personal growth, plot twist, surprising moments, twists and turns, unexpected changes, unexpected developments, unexpected outcomes, unexpected revelations, unexpected turn, unexpected twists., unforeseen circumstances

Are you ready for the ultimate plot twist of your Minecraft life? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown like never before! Our server is like a rollercoaster of surprises, with twists and turns at every corner.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers come out of nowhere and start dancing the Macarena with you. Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are DJing.

But wait, there’s more! Just when you think you’ve seen it all, a giant flying pig swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a game of Minecraft chess. And if you win, you get to ride off into the sunset on a rainbow unicorn.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and get ready for the craziest plot twists of your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Farms Harvested:	263
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Void Gems Collected:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

VaxCraft: Mumps Outbreak Response

at risk, Disease, dose of vaccine, Early, fresh dose, Help, mathematical models, mumps, mumps vaccine, Nations, outbreak, Prevent, Prevention, reduce transmission, response, Rising, Risk, third dose, Transmission, vaccine, VaxCraft

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got mumps goin’ around in some nations but we got da cure! just take a third dose of our special mumps vaccine and u’ll be protected from all da craziness goin’ on.

we got mathematical models showin’ dat dis vaccine can reduce transmission and prevent da disease in da peeps who need it da most. so come on over and let’s fight off dem mumps together while buildin’ epic structures and havin’ a blast in da game! ain’t no mumps gonna bring us down when we got dis vaccine on our side. join now and let’s get rid of dem pesky mumps once and for all! 🤪🎮👾

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Astral Projections Made:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Skeleton SMP

Adventure, Bed wars, Creative, Economy, Faction Wars, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to the best survival server!

Are you bord of the servers with too many plugins and scams? I was too! Here we just have /trade, and oneplayersleep!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2789	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Cucaracha Players

Cockroaches, Cross-Play, Cucaracha Players, Economy, family friendly, Friendly, Gaming, Minecraft, Network, PvE, PvP, Server, Sewers, Survival, Technical, Underground

Dig a hole and survive. – Minecraft Server Technical – CucarachaPlayers is a friendly and family-friendly network for cockroaches. You will be fine in the sewers, there is no better place than the underground, the perfect place to stay alive while the surface explodes.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	317	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Emeralds Found:	4583	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Airi Viridis, Clauvio, Elia Stellaria, Kiki, Kiki Main Thread, kirispica, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Minecraft, Mozumi Pichi, Mozzu Main Thread, Onolumi, PALS, PIXEL, Retro Girls General, Server, Super Meche, Tomomi Toraya, Tsunderia Extended, vrg

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join us at [Server Name] where the fun never stops! We’ve got a crew of wacky YouTubers and Twitch streamers like Onolumi, Tomomi Toraya, and Kiki who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s been rumored that Herobrine himself logs on to play with us. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

So why wait? Join us at [Server Name] where the adventures are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	257	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BoomerParents60s Minecraft SMP

60s, aging, aging parents, BoomerParents60s, Companionship, Elderly, emotional, empty nest, empty nest syndrome, family, family dynamics, Future, generation gap, growing old, ISOLATION, Loneliness, lonely, Minecraft, parental care, parents, relationships, smp, Support

Are you tired of being the only one in your family who can’t join the senior citizen discount club? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a thriving community of players who are all in their golden years! Join us and never feel lonely again as you build, mine, and craft with your fellow elderly gamers. Who needs bingo night when you can have block-building fun with us?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if old folks can still dominate in PvP battles. So grab your walking stick and get ready to show those young whippersnappers who’s boss in the virtual world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

WorkplaceWeirdo Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, Curious, Event, Experience, eXtraordinary, Minecraft, Observation, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiar behavior, peculiar incident, peculiar sighting, smp, strange, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual occurrence, Witness, work, Workplace, WorkplaceWeirdo

Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I’m part of. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and creepers. One time, we had a player who built a giant rollercoaster that went straight into the sky and ended in a pool of lava. It was a real “hot” attraction, if you catch my drift.

But the real kicker was when we had a player who turned their entire base into a giant chicken coop. I’m talking hundreds of chickens clucking around, laying eggs everywhere. It was like a poultry paradise, until a group of players decided to start a chicken rebellion and overthrow the coop. Let’s just say feathers were flying everywhere.

If you want to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there, then you gotta join us. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll witness next? Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring a bucket of popcorn, because things tend to get pretty entertaining around here.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Villages Defended:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Animals Bred:	31	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MineCraftMemories

cherished memories, favorite memories, happy moments, Life moments, looking back, Memories, memory lane, MinecraftMemories, Nostalgia, past experiences, Reflection, reliving the past, Reminiscing, sentimental journey, significant events, special occasions, time machine, time travel, treasured recollections, unforgettable experiences

Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t respawn after falling off a cliff or getting attacked by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can relive any moment in your life…in Minecraft form! That’s right, want to go back to that time you aced that test in school? Just hop on our server and recreate it with blocks and pixels! Want to redo that embarrassing moment at a party? Build it out of virtual bricks and laugh at yourself all over again! Join our server for a chance to rewrite history in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs a time machine when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	441	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

RedstoneRuskiCraft

Aviation, BIRMINGHAM, criminal activity, emergency response, Espionage, government involvement, international incident, investigation, news headline, plane, planting device, political tension, RedstoneRuskiCraft, russia, sabotage, security breach, suspected, suspicious behavior, Terrorism, uk, warehouse fire

so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	866982	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Pixel Quest: Edu Fun Land

classroom technology, Digital Learning, education, educational games, educational technology, experiential learning, Fun, Game, immersive learning, Interactive, knowledge acquisition, Land, language acquisition, language development, language skills, multilingual students, PIXEL, Quest, science classrooms, STEM Education, student engagement, Technology, virtual environment, virtual reality

so, like, u know how u always wanted to learn stuff but it’s, like, so boring and stuff? well, on this server, u can learn stuff in a fun way! like, imagine u in a science classroom but instead of boring textbooks, u have, like, virtual reality and stuff.

u can, like, explore different worlds and learn about science in a super cool way. and get this, it’s not just for one language, it’s for, like, MULTILINGUAL students! so, if u speak more than one language, this server is perfect for u.

plus, there are, like, crazy stories and adventures waiting for u. u can, like, fight off evil mobs and discover hidden treasures. and, like, who wouldn’t want to do that, right?

so, if u want to have a blast while learning and, like, have the time of your life, then join this server now! it’s, like, the best thing ever, trust me.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

EndNetwork

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, minecraft server multiplayer survival creative minigames factions skyblock economy PVP roleplay mods plugins vanilla adventure dungeons exploration community crafting building exploration, Mini Games, Skyblock, Towny

EndNetwork: Play Beyond Boundaries! Join the world of Minecraft, full of endless adventures and exciting events. Create unique structures with your building skills that push the limits, accomplish huge projects with your friends, and have a brand new experience! Step into this world that will grow with you!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Chaotic Realms

Anarchy, auraskills, BEDROCK SUPPORTED, Chaotic Realms, Community, content creators, Events, Head Drops, high quality, Minecraft, minecraft server, Players, PvP, smp, smp server, Streamers, Teams, Unique Content, weekly events, Youtubers

[1.21] THE CHAOTIC SMP is a high-quality Anarchy based SMP server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly content creators, and awesome players like you!

BEDROCK SUPPORTED! (SOON)

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	36	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1