CraftyBargains | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Eternal Maidens 1.21.2

1.21.2, adult content, Anime, Anime Community, anime culture, anime tropes, canon, Character development, ETERNAL, explicit content, Female Characters, fictional characters, Girls, Maidens, Manga, Manga fandom, mature themes, non-virgin, relationships, sexual experiences, sexual history, storylines, taboo subjects

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7486
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! We got all the canon non-virgin anime/manga girls you could ever dream of!

They’re like, totally badass and not afraid to show off their skills in battle.

Plus, they’re all super hot and ready to kick some creeper butt with you.

Don’t miss out on the chance to team up with these fierce ladies and dominate the virtual world together!

CraftyMillennials

changing times, Childhood, childhood memories, communication changes, CraftyMillennials, cultural shifts, evolving language, generational differences, historical sayings, language evolution, language nostalgia, language trends, Millennials, Nostalgia, obsolete phrases, past sayings, phrases, phrases from the past, popular sayings, Reminiscing, societal changes

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1442
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of being told to go play outside? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can play outside without ever leaving the comfort of your own home! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual world and never hear the phrase “go play outside” again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays diamond eggs. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and start your epic Minecraft journey today!

Glacier Microbe Madness

bacterial microbiomes, Biodiversity, climate change, conservation efforts, Diverse, ecosystem health, environmental impact, Freshwater Ecosystems, glacier, glacier shrinkage, glacier-fed streams, global study, global warming, madness, melting glaciers, Microbe, microbial communities, microbial diversity, region specific, threatened, Unique, water quality

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7213
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

come join our epic minecraft server where the bacteria are the real stars of the show! forget about building houses and farming crops, here you can explore the diverse and region-specific bacterial microbiomes in glacier-fed streams! watch out for the climate-induced glacier shrinkage though, those pesky glaciers are always causing trouble for our bacterial buddies. join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

OrbitMC

Active, best, Community, Experience, Fun, Growing, Hermitcraft-like, Involved, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, Season, second, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Staff, Whitelist

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8922
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Farms Harvested:	831
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Love Letters Sent:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8210

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Server Season	2nd Season
Staff Team	Active and dedicated
Community	Fun and positive
Links	Linktree

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How can I join the OrbitMC server?

Check out our Linktree for ways to get involved and join the server. Once you join, make sure to whitelist yourself to start playing.

Is the server modded or vanilla?

OrbitMC is a semi-vanilla server, meaning it has some plugins for added gameplay features but still maintains the vanilla Minecraft experience.

How do I contact the staff team for help?

You can contact the staff team through in-game messages, Discord, or through the server’s website forum.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, OrbitMC has a set of rules to ensure a positive and fair gaming environment for all players. Make sure to read and adhere to these rules when playing on the server.

MysticCraft Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, crime, detective, Enigma, Fiction, hidden, Intriguing, investigation, mysterious discovery, Mystery, MysticCraft, No. 929623615, novel, puzzle, Realm, secret, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown author, unknown identity

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1432
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old survival mode? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Sounds crazy, right? But on this server, anything is possible!

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Build a house out of rainbow blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you on this one-of-a-kind server. See you there, if you dare!

MarrowMomma’sAssistanceNeeded

bone marrow donation, challenging situations, communication breakdown, critical illness, difficult conversations, emotional distress, Emotional support, family dynamics, Family Support, healthcare decisions, ISOLATION, long distance travel, MarrowMommasAssistanceNeeded, medical procedure, mother-daughter relationship, pain management, personal sacrifice, secondary effects, self-care, supportive friends., Terrorism

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6648
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Enchantments Applied:	291
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Hey there gamers,

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, playing some Minecraft, when BAM! You get a message from some doctors saying you’re a perfect match for a bone transplant. Like, what are the odds, right? But wait, it gets crazier. The whole process is super rushed, like they’re in a hurry to save someone’s life or something.

But here’s the kicker – you’re in so much pain from the meds they’re making you take, it’s like a real-life survival challenge. And get this, your family is no help at all. They’re all like, “I would never do that,” or “just donate blood instead,” or my personal favorite, “you have to suck it up and not complain.” Like, excuse me, I’m in agony here!

But fear not, fellow gamers, because on our server, we’ve got your back. We’ll support you through all your bone marrow adventures and make sure you never feel alone. Plus, we’ve got some epic events that will distract you from the pain – no terrorist attacks here, just good old-fashioned fun.

So join us on the most bone-chilling Minecraft server out there, where the only thing you’ll be complaining about is how much fun you’re having. See you in the game, bone donors!

SpouseSnatcher420 Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, SpouseSnatcher420

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9423
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchantments Applied:	94
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond sword with the power to summon a herd of killer bunnies. Yeah, you heard that right, killer bunnies! And that’s not all, our server has a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and flying pigs. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house made entirely of melons, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. I’m talking unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, you name it!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate while you’re at it. Love is in the air, my fellow gamers!

CraftyChicksLoveMe

approach, attraction, Behavior, Body language, Clarity, Communication, CraftyChicksLoveMe, cues, DATING, directness, Expectations, FLIRTING, Interest, Men, Perception, relationships, response, Signals, signs, Understanding, Women

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2380
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6489
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Animals Bred:	128	Ores Mined:	3063

Are you tired of trying to decipher the cryptic messages of women? Join our Minecraft server where the only language spoken is blocky and straightforward! No more guessing games, just pure, unadulterated fun building and exploring with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of mixed signals. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it has the power to make you instantly irresistible to anyone who crosses your path. So why wait? Join now and let the pixelated love connections begin!

CraftyCanuckPMTrudeauResigns

#announcement, breaking news, Canada, Canadian government, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyCanuckPMTrudeauResigns, early retirement, Ethics, Government, justin trudeau, leadership, News, PM Trudeau, political decision, political future, political turmoil, Politics, resignation, scandal, stepping down

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2834
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2

okay so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s as lit as a bonfire on a summer night? well, this server is the bomb dot com, trust me. why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u a little story. one time, a player on this server found a secret diamond mine that was guarded by a pack of killer rabbits. but instead of running away like a scaredy cat, they tamed the rabbits and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. it was epic, dude. so if u want to experience crazy adventures like that, join this server now before u miss out on all the fun. plus, the admin is a unicorn in disguise, how cool is that? so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime. oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night in the nether? yeah, it’s lit.

Buzzing Bee Farmyard

agriculture, Agriculture (Industry), Animal pollination, Bee, BEES, Biodiversity, butterflies, buzzing, crop quality, Ecosystem Services, environmental conservation, Farmyard, Flowers, food security, food supply, global food production, insects, movement patterns, plant variety, plantations, pollination services, Pollinators, Sustainable Agriculture

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4700
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Emeralds Found:	7145
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Farms Harvested:	992

lol come join our epic minecraft server where animals pollinate the crops and make them taste like rainbows and unicorns! 🌈🦄 our pollinators are like tiny little fairies spreading magic dust all over the plants, making them grow faster and tastier! 🌱🍓🍇

you won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server, riding giant bees and butterflies through fields of glowing flowers! 🐝🦋 and the best part is, the more you play, the more you’ll unlock special powers like super speed and the ability to talk to plants! 🌿🗣️

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be part of the most magical minecraft server in the universe! 🚀🌌✨

What are Minecraft servers like ElysiumMc Network ?

#exciting, Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Epic, Factions, Fun, game modes, gameplay, loving, Mini Games, Minigames, multiplayer, online gaming, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Staff, Survival, Survival Games, Unique

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3396
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Divine Spears Created:	10	Void Armor Forged:	23
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Some of the Minecraft servers similar to ElysiumMc Network include:

1. Hypixel – Hypixel is one of the largest and most popular Minecraft servers known for its wide variety of game modes, custom minigames, and active player base.

2. Mineplex – Mineplex offers a diverse range of multiplayer games and challenges for players to enjoy, alongside a friendly community and active staff members.

3. The Hive – The Hive features unique game modes such as Hide and Seek, DeathRun, and Survival Games, providing players with a fresh and exciting experience each time they log on.

4. CubeCraft Games – CubeCraft Games offers a mix of classic and custom minigames, including popular modes like SkyWars, EggWars, and more, ensuring players never run out of things to do.

5. Grian Network – Grian Network is a community-driven Minecraft server known for its creative building competitions, events, and challenges, perfect for players who enjoy unleashing their creativity.

These servers are just a few examples of the many Minecraft servers that offer similar gameplay experiences to ElysiumMc Network. Whether you’re looking for competitive PvP battles, cooperative minigames, or creative building opportunities, there’s a server out there for everyone to enjoy.

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⭐ MineBlaze 🔥 More than 10 mini-games ⭐ Minecraft server

ajast, Bedwars, chicks, Cool, e-liquids, Fly, free cases, helicopters, KitPvP, mech mods, MineBlaze, minecraft server, Mini Games, Murder Mystery, plane, sex classes, Spawn, TEAM, track, vape, Vapes

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3738
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8173	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	439
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Vapes, free cases, many mini-games. All this is on our server!

Have you ever seen such a cool server like ours? On our server you can get high on a vape (lots of e-liquids of different flavors, mech mods, ajast, etc.) until you lose consciousness, play cool mini-games (bedwars, kitpvp and the cool Murder Mystery) with a vape, get free cases through the team /free.

Are you interested in this yet? Then later we will finish you off with just the COOLEST HELICOPTERS!! Only here you can fly a cool plane around the spawn and roll your chicks off the track. (there are sex classes too) So come and visit us quickly!

MINEBLAZE.GO.GGMINE.RU

PROJECT ARCHITECT 2 SERVER

1am, 1PM, 7am, 7pm EST, Architect, Curseforge, Difficulty, End.., Game version, HARD, Minecraft, Mod Pack, Modded, Nether, pre-generated chunks, Project, Server, server age, Server restarts, Spawn, U.S. East

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9129
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	4137
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Mod Pack Name	Project Architect 2
Pack Version	4.8
Recommended Launcher	CurseForge
Game Version	1.20.1
Server IP	Found in Discord Server
Discord Invite	https://discord.gg/HAjadF2V
Hosted	U.S. East
Server Age	3 Weeks

FAQs:

Q: How do I connect to the server?

A: You can find the server IP in the Discord server listed above.

Q: What game difficulty is the server set to?

A: The server is set to Hard difficulty.

Q: When do server restarts occur?

A: Server restarts regularly occur at 1am, 7am, 1pm, and 7pm EST.

Roadside Oasis 1.20.4

1.20.4, adult activities, awkward situation, couple, Disgusting, disruptive, EMBARRASSING, Inappropriate Behavior, INTIMATE, late night, loud sex, Motel, noisy neighbors, Oasis, Obnoxious, privacy, public display, ROADSIDE, roadside hotel, scandalous, thin walls, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unexpected Encounter

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9664
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mines Excavated:	4943	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Ores Mined:	2976

Yo, bro, forget about roadside hotels and loud sex, come join our Minecraft server where the only loud noises you’ll hear are the sound of creepers exploding and players yelling “TIMBER” when they chop down trees! Plus, our female players are way less obnoxious and disgusting than that woman, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable sanity!

BroDishDramaCraft

BroDishDramaCraft, brother, Chores, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, DISHES, Empathy, Expectations, family, Gender Roles, Household, Military, misunderstandings, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Siblings, skates, Washing

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2000
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Zombie Dances:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Are you tired of dealing with dish drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where dishes don’t exist and you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs instead!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about washing anyone else’s dishes – unless you count washing away the creepers trying to blow up your base! Plus, we have a special “Skates” power-up that lets you zoom around the map at lightning speed, just like that pair of skates that guy bought for the OP in the real world.

Join now and leave the dish drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be washing away is your enemies!

Players:	95/600	Votes:	4403
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7