CraftyBargains | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	463
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, building castles out of rainbow blocks, and riding on flying pigs.

We have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out, complete with a dance floor made entirely of diamonds. And don’t even get us started on our pet dragon races – it’s like Mario Kart, but with fire-breathing creatures!

But the best part? For under $100, you can buy a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for a day. Imagine prancing around the server with a majestic horn and rainbow mane – who wouldn’t want that?! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Eternal Nexus: The German Face 1.20.5

1.20.5, en, ETERNAL, face, German, long tail tags, Nexus, the face

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1827
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	993	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	145
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the face of the server is a German? I know, right? Like, who wouldn’t wanna join a server run by a German? They probably have schnitzels and bratwurst for everyone to eat while they play. It’s like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers and zombies instead of drunk people.

And get this, they have the most lit builds you’ve ever seen. Like, we’re talking about castles that make Hogwarts look like a shack. And the best part is, they have a secret underground lair where they keep all the rarest items and treasures. It’s like a Minecraft version of Aladdin’s cave, but with less singing and more mining.

But wait, there’s more! They have the friendliest community ever. Like, seriously, everyone is always down to help you out and trade resources. It’s like a virtual neighborhood watch, but instead of watching out for burglars, they’re watching out for creepers trying to blow up your house.

So, come join this epic Minecraft server run by a German and experience the wildest adventures and the dankest memes. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Ex’s Crash Pad Minecraft Server

aggressive behavior, Breakup, Communication, crash, electric scooter, emergency room, emotional obligation, ex boyfriend, Exs, financial support, hit by car, Hospital, injury, Lies, Minecraft, Monster, moving out, PAD, relationship, Selfishness, Server, Support, Transportation, work

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5680
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mines Excavated:	3111	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t bring the drama and excitement you crave? Well, look no further because our server is like living in a real-life soap opera!

Join our server and experience the thrill of living with your ex-boyfriend who moved across the country for you, only to dump you on Christmas Eve! Watch as he uses your electric scooter, gets into a scooter accident, and then demands you drop everything to take care of him at the hospital.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between you and your ex as he accuses you of being selfish for not dropping your important work to cater to his every need. Who needs Netflix when you have our server drama unfolding in real-time?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wild ride of living with your ex-boyfriend who expects you to be his personal nurse, chauffeur, and emotional support all in one! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!

PersonalityCraft SMP

attitude, Behavior, Characteristic, defining feature, Fixation, hobby, Identity, Individuality, Interest, Lifestyle, lifestyle choice, mannerism, Obsession, Passion, Persona, personal brand, Personality, PersonalityCraft, Quirk, Self-expression, smp, trait

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9725
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

OMG, like have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP server? It’s like the coolest place ever, bro. People turn into absolute Minecraft maniacs on this server, like they eat, sleep, and breathe Minecraft. It’s like their whole personality is just Minecraft, it’s wild, man.

You gotta join this server, bro, because the admins are like actual wizards or something. They can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into friendly puppies. It’s insane, dude. And the players on this server are like legendary warriors, they’ve defeated the Ender Dragon like a million times and built giant castles made of pure gold.

But wait, there’s more. The server has this secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They have spaceships hidden in the mountains and they’re planning to take over the server and turn it into a utopia for all mobs. It’s like a crazy sci-fi movie, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP where people take their obsession with Minecraft to the next level, where admins are actual wizards, players are legendary warriors, and villagers are secret aliens, then you gotta join this server, bro. It’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

QuitCraftersUnite

addiction, bad habits, Behavior, breaking habits, breaking the cycle, challenge, CHANGE, discipline, Habit, Long-term goals, pattern, perseverance, personal development, QuitCraftersUnite, Quitting, repeated failure, self improvement, self-control, Struggle, temptation, Willpower

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9566
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Divine Spears Created:	22	Astral Projections Made:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of trying to quit your addiction to mining diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage and reward your diamond-hoarding habits! Join us and indulge in your obsession without any judgment. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a never-ending supply of diamonds to mine? Join now and embrace your inner diamond addict!

What is the IP for estabr0k Minecraft Server?

#estabr0kmc, estabr0k, Minecraft, minecraftclips, minecraftfunny, Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2661
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

estabr0k is a talented and versatile artist known for his unique blend of electronic, hip hop, and experimental music. With a career spanning over a decade, he has gained a dedicated fan base and critical acclaim for his innovative sound and bold creativity. Through his music, estabr0k continues to push boundaries and challenge conventions, establishing himself as a rising star in the music industry.

New

Earth, Earthmc, Economy, Experiment, GPL license, Map, MCMMO, Minecraft, new, Server, Terra Nova, Towny, update, work in progress

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3418
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

THIS SERVER ISN’T AFFILIATED TO EarthMC (also known as EMC). This server is using the EMC Terra Nova map (map in use between 2018 and 2022, online untill 2024), released under GPL license.

This server is an experiment, trying to keep the EMC map up to date, the server is very new and still work in progress

newnova.blockworlds.io

Fury Solitude Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, alone in my room, anger management, anxious, bottom tier, coping mechanisms, Craft, discomfort, emotional regulation, extremely angry, fury, GODLY, human being, ISOLATION, livid, mental health, misunderstood, personal growth, Resentment, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, solitude, Suffering, support community

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3951
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	288
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12

Join our Minecraft server and escape from the real world where you feel like an angry godly mouse! We understand your pain and offer a place where you can be the top-tier player you were always meant to be. Leave behind the discomfort and resentment of the outside world and join us for some epic adventures. Don’t be a bottom tier human being, be a Minecraft legend! Join now and leave your livid 24/7 life behind!

SibSnitchCraft

aita, bills, car keys, car title, Cash, Children’s bills, chilling, decency, education, entitled, esl, family, gas, grocery bills, Grown ass, Health Insurance, home country, House repairs, irresponsible, little brother, manipulative, MOVED, rent free, Reporting, Safe, scam, School, sibling, SibSnitchCraft, single mom, smug, Stole, Support, TAXES, tik tok, tuition, Working illegally, Workout diet

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1680
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Towns Built:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Magic Items Found:	1019	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Secret Passages Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your entitled 45-year-old brother mooching off you? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your dream house without worrying about your brother moving in and taking over.

Our server is filled with wild adventures and unexpected twists, just like when your brother took your car and disappeared into the night. But don’t worry, on our server, you can always respawn and start fresh.

Join now and experience the thrill of outsmarting your manipulative brother, just like you wish you could in real life. Build, mine, and craft your way to victory while leaving your brother in the dust. Plus, no more pressure from your mom to support him – she’s too busy playing on our server herself!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama behind. Who needs a brother when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer?

CraftyBorderWars

10. imports, 11. exports, 12. supply chain, 13. market, 14. consumers, 15. inflation, 16. global trade, 17. economic impact, 18. price increase, 19. trade war, 2. Mexico, 20. business strategy, 3. Canada, 4. prices, 5. competition, 6. tariffs, 7. trade, 8. economy, 9. manufacturing, CraftyBorderWars, USA-made competitors

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9513
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Villages Defended:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing going up is the level of fun! Forget about trade wars and economic uncertainty, join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our virtual economy is booming! With goods from Mexico and Canada getting more expensive in the USA, our USA-made competitors are taking full advantage by raising their prices by only 15 or 20%. It’s like a virtual Black Friday sale every day!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and crazy characters. From a creeper who moonlights as a stand-up comedian to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society, you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the fun. Who needs real-world economics when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow gamers? See you in the virtual world!

PanamaCraft Server

cnn, controversy, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign policy, headline, international relations, Military Action, panama, panama canal, PanamaCraft, Politics, Powerful, reiterates, retake, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, threat, trump, united states, world news

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5279
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Chimeras Created:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Void Armor Forged:	25
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

so, like, u know how trump is always saying crazy stuff, right? well, he just went and said he’s gonna take back the panama canal or else something super powerful will go down. like, imagine if he actually did it and then the whole world went crazy? that’s the kind of chaos u can expect on our minecraft server. join now for a wild ride of epic proportions! we promise u won’t regret it…or maybe u will, who knows? just come and see for urself!

BoomCraft: Russia’s Oopsie War

Armed Forces, BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, casualty, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, highest ranking, international relations, landmine explosion, Military, military tactics, Oopsie, peace talks, Political, russia, Russias, Tragedy, ukraine war, Unrest, violence, War, war zone

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2027
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Farms Harvested:	774
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN RUSSIA IS TALKING ABOUT IT? YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE’RE SO POPPIN’ THAT EVEN WAR NEWS IS COVERING US!

SO, HERE’S THE TEA: WE’VE GOT LANDMINES IN OUR SERVER THAT’LL BLOW YOUR MIND! LITERALLY! JUST LIKE THAT HIGH-RANKING RUSSIAN DUDE WHO GOT CAUGHT IN ONE OF OUR EPIC EXPLOSIONS. RIP, AMIRITE?

BUT DON’T WORRY, WE’VE GOT RESPAWN POINTS FOR DAYS, SO YOU CAN KEEP COMIN’ BACK FOR MORE CRAZY ADVENTURES. JOIN US NOW AND SEE WHY EVEN WORLD LEADERS CAN’T RESIST THE URGE TO PLAY ON OUR SERVER. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY!

Rare Disease Rave

bullous pemphigoid, Covid-19, COVID-19 mortality, Disease, england, England study, health, increased risk, mortality, pandemic, Planning, post-vaccination, public health, public health planning, rare, rare disease research, rare diseases, rare diseases research, rave, research, Risk, study, vaccination

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6514
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. We got like, rare diseases and stuff, but don’t worry, it’s all in the game, ya know? Join us and you might catch the rare bullous pemphigoid disease and get super powers or something. And like, even after you get vaccinated in the game, the risk is still there, so it’s like a never-ending adventure, man. We need better research on these rare diseases, so come join us and help us figure it all out. It’s gonna be wild, dude. See you on the server, where the craziness never stops!

Full Vanilla

31543, Budget, Cheating, COM, dc, Discord, Emerald, Enjoy, full, low, magmanode, Minecraft, PC, Plan, respectful, rules, RUN, Server, Slow, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7078
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Potions Brewed:	79

Full Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server	emerald.magmanode.com:31543
Discord	Join our Discord server
Rules	No cheating Be respectful

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Why are the servers sometimes slow?	The servers may be slow due to budget constraints. Consider supporting us by donating or upgrading our server plan.
Are mods allowed on the server?	No, this is a full vanilla server and mods are not allowed.
Can I join the Discord server?	Yes, you are welcome to join our Discord server for updates and community interactions.

New World Odyssey 1.21

#venting, anger, Anime, anime review, avoid this anime, Bad anime, criticism, Disappointment, faggotry, Frustration, hate, hated it, odyssey, RAGE, rant, regret, regret watching, Shinsekai Yori, wasted potential, wasted time, world

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9138
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We have more mobs than you can shake a stick at, including flying pigs and dancing creepers!

Build your dream castle and then watch it get destroyed by a giant rainbow-colored dragon that shoots out fireworks!

Don’t forget to collect our special rare items like a diamond pickaxe that sings show tunes or a potion that turns you into a talking potato!

And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the zombies are breakdancing!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

Cool vs. Hot Minecraft Server

cancer treatment, comfort levels, Cool, energy efficiency, heat intolerance, heat sensitivity, home comfort, home environment, hormonal fluctuations, hot, hot flashes, household disagreements, marital disputes, medication side effects, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, Server, summer cooling, temperature control, temperature preferences, thermostat wars, weight loss journey, winter heating

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6449
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Crops Grown:	1806
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of battling over the thermostat with your significant other? Join our Minecraft server where you can control the temperature of your virtual house to your heart’s content! No more arguments over whether it’s too hot or too cold, because in our world, you’re the boss of the thermostat.

Imagine a world where you can set the temperature to a perfect 65-70F without anyone questioning your choices. Want to crank it up to 72-74F on a rare occasion? Go for it! No more locking out ranges or constant battles over the ideal temperature. It’s a virtual paradise for those who like to keep things cool.

And if your partner insists on a toasty 77-79F, don’t worry – you can escape to our server and enjoy the perfect temperature without any hormonal/physiological accusations. No more questioning if you’re menopausal or pre-menopausal, because in our Minecraft world, everyone is free to set the temperature they desire.

So come join us and say goodbye to thermostat wars in the real world. In our server, you can open all the windows you want without any judgment, and even turn the heat down to the lowest setting when your partner is away. It’s a virtual paradise for those who just want to be comfortable in their own home.