CraftyBanterMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Block Pathway to Forgetfulness

alzheimer’s, BLOCK, Blocking, Brain, Breakthrough, cognitive decline, Disease, forgetfulness, health, Medical, Memory Loss, Mice, neurodegenerative, Neurological, Pathway, Progression, research, Reverses, Science, study, Symptoms, Treatment

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1672
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	150	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Farms Harvested:	168	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7330
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we got a study that reveals key alzheimers pathway and blocking it reverses symptoms in mice! like, who knew mice could play minecraft, right? but seriously, if it works for them, imagine what it could do for u! come join us and reverse ur brain damage while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s gonna be lit, fam! #blockalzheimers #minecraftcuresall

FrontierSMP

armor, Biomes, Bosses, Challenges, Custom Items, Farming, FrontierSMP, Loot, Mining, rail network, Shop, smp, Structures, Tools, weapons

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4898
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled (Port)	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1-1.21.3 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures. All structures have per player loot so you can join whenever and not miss out on exploring!
Towny: A key focal point to the server, our gameplay is focused on promoting and enhancing the Towny experience as much as possible.
Economy: We have put a lot of work and effort to balance the economy. You won’t be seeing crazy numbers here in the balance top.
Custom Items: We have set up our own loot system complete with fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for you to collect.
PyroFishing & Farming: Everyone’s favorite plugins with Mining being added soon. We have also textured and balanced everything to the server!
No Pay To Win: We don’t promote that stuff and neither should you.

FAQ

1. Can I join the server from any Minecraft version?

Yes, we support the latest Minecraft version, so you can join with the most up-to-date version.

2. Are there any specific rules on FrontierSMP?

Yes, we have server rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord or Wiki.

3. Is PvP enabled on the server?

PvP is enabled in certain areas of the server, but we also have safe zones where players can build and explore without the risk of PvP.

4. How can I get involved in the community on FrontierSMP?

You can join our Discord server to connect with other players, participate in events, and stay up to date on server news and updates.

5. Are there any plans for future updates to the server?

Yes, we are constantly working on new features and updates to improve the server. We welcome player feedback and suggestions for future updates.

Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2439
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ores Mined:	5606	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1648
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Crops Grown:	8029
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8137
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Zombie Dances:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Farms Harvested:	404
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8791
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Emeralds Found:	3964	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	360
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5976
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Star Shards Collected:	103	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1826
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Towns Built:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Emeralds Found:	3816
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1462
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5402
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9004
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2954
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ores Mined:	4612
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2825
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2084
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8693
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Mines Excavated:	4904	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Crops Grown:	4574	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

Players:	110/800	Votes:	751
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	192	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mines Excavated:	2259
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	37
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15