CraftyBanterMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for non-stop laughs and ridiculousness!

Join us for a wild ride where the pigs ride on top of creepers, the chickens wear diamond armor, and the zombies break out into dance parties when the sun comes up.

Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into stand-up comedy routines between attacks. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes.

So if you’re ready to throw seriousness out the window and embrace the craziness, come join us on our server for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

‘Jeet’s Indian Minecraft Server’

Alpha, Beta, calling names, cultural respect, cultural understanding, Diversity, economic winners, empowerment, Hindi, Indian, Indians, Indians in the west, Jeet, jeets, language meanings, mindset shift, Minecraft, misconceptions, political winners, self worth, Server, Stereotypes, submissive, winner

Are you tired of being a beta in Minecraft? Join our server and become the ultimate alpha winner like never before! We have secret Indian techniques that will make you dominate the game and conquer all your enemies. Embrace your inner alpha and show the world that you are a true winner! Join now and unleash the power of the Indian spirit in Minecraft!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

31 Year Old Minecraft SMP White Woman

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with kids and try-hards? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the cool cats out there! Join us if you want to experience the wild adventures of a 31-year-old white woman trying to survive in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is filled with rare pink sheep that poop diamonds, flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil zombie villagers, or if you just want to chill in our hot tub made entirely out of obsidian blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community in the blocky world! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	290	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

DumbFactz Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to discover the shocking truth that creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures trying to give hugs! Yes, you heard that right, those explosive green guys just want to spread love and joy in the world of Minecraft. So come join us and befriend a creeper today for some explosive friendship!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	16

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Blockbuster TraumaCraft

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Remember that one movie that scarred you for life as a kid? Well, imagine if that movie came to life in Minecraft form on our server! Join us for a chance to relive your childhood nightmares in pixelated glory. Our server is filled with spooky builds and eerie mobs that will make you question your sanity. So if you’re ready to face your fears and have a good laugh while doing it, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even conquer your childhood trauma once and for all.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty Bagel Minecraft Server

4koma, Akari, aperitif, Bagel, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Crafty, Events, Friends, Fuuka, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Haruna, junko, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, New Year, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Join us for epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that will leave you questioning reality. Build towering castles, dig deep into the earth for diamonds, or just mess around with your friends in ways that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary events that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From battling the Fury of Set to taking on the mighty Perorodzilla, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden heritage or a New Year’s aperitif while you’re at it. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

V4Mirai General – Minecraft SMP

Abi Kadabura, Adopted Classmate, Alicja Da Lontano, Arya Kuroha, Biscotti, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave US branch, Crystalis, Dr. NOVA(e), general, globie, idol corp, Jira Jisaki, Kiri Kilovolt, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia Alias Anono, Minecraft, Mono Monet, Narin Mikure, Petalight Kou Mariya, PillowdearASMR, Pippa Pebblesworth, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Remia Aotsuki, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Riko Solari, Sensei, Serina Maiko, smp, Taring Hu, Terra 404, V4Mirai, V4Mirai General, VIVA MÉXICO, VoltailLyko Lianna, VSPO, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of our server!

Imagine mining for diamonds with Crystalis, who graduated from the mining academy with top honors. Or building a castle with Petalight Kou Mariya, whose architectural skills are out of this world. And don’t even get us started on Mono Monet, who can turn a simple dirt hut into a masterpiece with just a wave of their hand.

But that’s not all! Join us for epic battles against the Ender Dragon with Dr. NOVA(e), who can summon lightning bolts with a snap of their fingers. Or explore the Nether with Lyko Lianna, who has tamed a pack of zombie pigmen as her loyal minions.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident witch, Yumi the Witch, who can brew potions that will make your enemies run in fear. Plus, we have a whole group dedicated to ASMR, led by Adopted Classmate PillowdearASMR, who will lull you to sleep with the soothing sounds of creeper explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and become a legend in the most chaotic Minecraft SMP ever created!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SisMailDramaCraft

addressing packages, AITAH, Amazon, anger, Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, family dynamics, Frustration, living together, mail, opening mail, personal items, privacy, Respect, Siblings, SisMailDramaCraft, sister

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to open your mail like that nosy roommate of yours! Our server is a safe space where your packages will remain unopened and untouched, unless they contain diamonds or enchanted gear, in which case we might have to confiscate them for “safekeeping.”

Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic quests, treasure hunts, and maybe even a few pranks along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret base filled with rare loot, guarded by a mischievous Enderman who loves to play hide and seek.

So come on over and leave the mail drama behind. We guarantee a mailbox-free experience that will have you laughing, exploring, and crafting your way to victory. Just remember, on our server, the only thing we open is a can of whoop-ass on those creepers who dare to mess with us.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4304

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BlockyBliss: HappiestEverStillHappy

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the happiest place on earth! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about losing your precious loot again.

Our server is so happy, even the Ender Dragon does yoga to relax. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Notch himself visits our server to play hide and seek with the players.

So come on down to our server and experience pure joy and happiness like never before. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server this amazing?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	5205	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

DiddyCraft: Locked Up in Manhattan

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yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz we got sean ‘diddy’ combs locked up in a pixelated jail in manhattan. he got indicted for stealing all the diamonds and emeralds in the game, like a real minecraft gangsta. come join the fun and see if u can break diddy out of jail and become the ultimate blocky boss. plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows, it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let’s get crafty!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	104	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Love Letters Sent:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Enter the Bedrock Bonkers Modded Fantasy! No Whitelist Needed!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Modded Server
New bosses, enemies, and content
Recently reset
Join now and gear up in peaceful mode

Server FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is it?	Modded server with new bosses, enemies, and content
When was the server recently reset?	Today
Are the rules simple?	Yes, the rules are pretty simple
How can I join the server’s Discord?	Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/rh5wvFw7

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	723656	Animals Bred:	51
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Lost Player Chronicles Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, giant chickens that lay golden eggs, and a mysterious guy who disappeared after trying to ride a llama into the sunset.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the wackiest Minecraft community around! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend to vanish into the unknown…

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

She has killed billions in Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to survive… if you can! Our server is ruled by a ruthless queen who has killed billions of players who dare to challenge her. But don’t worry, she’s not online all the time, so you might have a chance to build your empire before she comes for you.

Join our server if you’re looking for a challenge, or if you just enjoy living life on the edge. Our community is full of crazy characters, from a wizard who can turn sheep into diamonds to a ninja who can sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a giant chicken might come crashing down from the sky or when a pack of zombie villagers might invade your base. So grab your sword and pickaxe, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, she has killed billions… but maybe you’ll be the one to finally take her down.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SpoiledCraft Minecraft Server

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Hey there! Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us and leave behind the troubles of dealing with family members who eat your snacks and call you names. On our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without worrying about anyone stealing your virtual chips.

Our server is a safe haven for all players, regardless of their breast size or family dynamics. You can be whoever you want to be here, whether it’s a warrior fighting off creepers or a builder constructing magnificent castles.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and maybe even some virtual snacks that no one will dare touch without your permission. See you in the game!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Farms Harvested:	255
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

WindowSeatWoes

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Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by entitled parents on flights? Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about giving up your window seat again! Our virtual flights are always stress-free and kid-free, so you can enjoy the view without any guilt trips.

We have a special plugin that allows you to book your virtual window seat in advance, ensuring that no entitled parents can swoop in and ruin your flight. Say goodbye to pouty kids and cold shoulders, and say hello to a peaceful and relaxing flight experience.

Join now and never feel guilty for wanting to keep your window seat again. Fly high in the sky without any entitled parent drama, only on our Minecraft server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5679	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	1693
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ZelenskyCraft: Ukraine’s 90% Win

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hey u, yes u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server where ukraine’s victory plan is 90% complete? yea, u heard dat right! we got zelensky himself leading the charge in minecraft, building epic structures and battling mobs like a pro. join us and be part of the epic quest to conquer the minecraft world and bring peace to ukraine. plus, we got free cookies for all new players, cuz who doesn’t love cookies, amirite? so what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magic Items Found:	7544	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!