CraftyBaldies Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being super rich and balding? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we offer virtual hair transplants for all your pixelated follicle needs! Join us and watch your blocky avatar go from bald to beautiful in just a few clicks. Who needs real-life solutions when you can have a lush mane in the virtual world?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Hair Golem, a mythical creature made entirely out of hair blocks. Rumor has it that those who defeat the Hair Golem will be granted eternal luscious locks in-game. Are you up for the challenge?

So, if you’re ready to leave your balding days behind and embark on a hair-raising adventure, join our Minecraft server today! Just remember, on this server, the only thing more outrageous than your hair is the fun you’ll have!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BoulderBorderBros

BoulderBorderBros, boulders, boundary dispute, driveway, neighbourly conflict, neighbourly dispute, neighbourly relations, neighbours, parking etiquette, parking issues, pickup trucks, property boundaries, property boundary, property damage, property line, property maintenance, property ownership, property protection, property rights, Sidewalk

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee outrageous antics and insane stories!

Join us and experience the thrill of parking wars like never before! Imagine a world where your neighbors constantly invade your space, parking their vehicles on your property without a care in the world. But fear not, for we have the solution – boulders! Yes, you heard that right. We take parking disputes to a whole new level with strategically placed boulders that will make your neighbors think twice before encroaching on your land.

Witness the chaos unfold as your neighbors scramble to navigate around the boulders, desperately trying to park their vehicles without crossing over onto your property. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues.

So come join our server and experience the ultimate parking showdown. Who will emerge victorious in this battle of wills? Only time will tell. But one thing’s for sure – you’re in for a wild ride on our Minecraft server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Crops Grown:	3393	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ParentalPraiseCraft

Admiration, appreciation, compassion, Dedication, encouragement, family, guidance, hard work, inspiration, love, ParentalPraiseCraft, parents, Respect, role models, sacrifice, Selflessness, strength, Support, unconditional love, VALUES, wisdom

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding unicorns into battle, and building a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot fireworks every time you enter!

But that’s not all – on our server, your parents are actually Minecraft characters who give you quests to complete in order to earn special powers and abilities. Imagine fighting off a horde of zombie villagers with your dad who’s armed with a diamond sword and a pet dragon by his side. Or teaming up with your mom to mine for rare ores while riding on the back of a giant flying pig!

So why wait? Join our server now and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life! Who knows, you might even discover a secret portal that leads to a world where everything is made out of candy and the only rule is to have fun!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftyCreeperNet: Bibi’s Revenge

Assassination, Bibis, CraftyCreeperNet, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, international relations, Iranian regime, Israel, Israeli prime minister, Middle East tensions, military capabilities, military threats, Netanyahu, political rhetoric, reach anywhere, regional conflict, regional stability, Revenge, security concerns, strategic warning, Touting Nasrallah killing, warns Iran

LOL join our epic minecraft server where we have Nasrallah killing and Netanyahu warning Iran all over the place! 😂🤣🔥

Come build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the crazy political drama happening above ground. Will Israel really reach anywhere? Who knows, but at least you’ll have a sweet base to watch it all unfold from! 🏠💥

Join now for the most intense and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience. Plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. No joke. It’s wild out here in Minecraft land! 🦙🔫

Don’t miss out on the action, join our server today and become part of the madness! 🌍🔥💣

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Emeralds Found:	6623	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Pixel Pain Palace

brain regions, Central Nervous System, Chronic pain, chronic pain management, Circuits, hypothalamic function, molecular targets, neural circuits, neural pathways, neural signaling, neuroscience, nociception, Pain, pain decoding, pain modulation, pain perception, Palace, paraventricular hypothalamus, PIXEL, sensory processing, somatic pain, visceral pain

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got paraventricular hypothalamus circuits and molecular targets like whaaaat?? u can decode visceral and somatic pain while building ur epic castle and fighting off creepers. it’s like science meets minecraft meets total chaos. u won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else, so join now and let’s get weird together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Enchantments Applied:	202	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Get ready to mine and escape with MineScape: The server that’ll have you digging for days!

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MineScape <a href="https://newsminecraft.com/minecraft-redstone-item-divider-revealed-%f0%9f%a4%af/">Server</a> Overview

MineScape Server Overview

Welcome to beautiful land of MineScape. The world of MineScape is a Minecraft MMORPG aimed at the recreation of a classic game Old School RuneScape. Join now to get started on your journey to becoming the greatest adventurer whilst making amazing new friends along the way.

Visit the website https://minescape.me and join the discord to get involved!

Features:

Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs

Custom Quests

22 Custom Skills: Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, Crafting & More

Beautiful hand crafted map

Clue Scrolls: Rewards for solving clue scrolls

Daily Rewards!

Pets, Cosmetics, Titles

Active Leaderboards

Socials:

Facebook: https://facebook.com/minescape
Instagram: https://instagram.com/minescape
Twitter: https://twitter.com/playminescape

Plugins:

MineScape
Dynmap

Rules: http://forum.minescape.me/threads/259/

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the MineScape server?	To join the MineScape server, you can use the IP address: minescape.me
Are there custom quests in MineScape?	Yes, MineScape features custom quests for players to explore and complete.
What skills are available in MineScape?	MineScape offers 22 custom skills including Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, Crafting, and more.
How can I earn rewards in MineScape?	Players can earn rewards by solving clue scrolls, participating in daily rewards, and completing various in-game activities.
Are there pets and cosmetics in MineScape?	Yes, MineScape offers pets, cosmetics, and titles for players to customize their characters.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Shave Your Balls Minecraft Server

#mens grooming, Amelia Watson, Balls, body hair removal, farewell celebration, farewell event, farewell gathering, farewell party, farewell ritual, farewell tradition, farewell wishes, Grooming, grooming tips, intimate grooming, male grooming, manscaping, Minecraft, party preparation, personal hygiene, Server, Shave, shaving

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where shaving your balls is optional? Well, look no further because on our server, you MUST shave your balls before joining Amelia Watson’s epic farewell party! Why, you ask? Because only the smoothest of players are allowed to attend and trust us, you don’t want to be the one with hairy balls in a room full of smoothies. Plus, rumor has it that if you show up with a freshly shaved pair, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a llama dressed as a unicorn while battling zombie chickens. So what are you waiting for? Grab your razor and join us for the ball-shaving adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Buildings Constructed:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP

1/2, Agent Record, All New Program, Arcade, back in business, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Drawpile, Friends, general, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, News, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, smp, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: a world where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of creepers, where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly (literally). Our server is like no other, with events like the “Tour de Inferno” where you have to navigate through a maze of lava and fire to win epic prizes.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive programs like “Zenless Zone Zero” where you can face off against the Devs themselves in a battle of wits and skills. And don’t even get us started on the Agent Records, featuring legendary players like Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz.

Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden codes for in-game rewards or stumble upon secret links to mysterious resources. The possibilities are endless in our Minecraft SMP – join today and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Married2Minecraft

age difference, corny jokes, exasperated groan, friendship, groan, HONEYCOMBS, humor, humor compatibility, husband, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Married2Minecraft, modern society, neglected feet, Punny, Puns, relationships, sense of humor, stuck with it, Wife

Are you tired of being judged for your love of puns? Do you want a place where your corny humor is not only accepted, but celebrated? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world of laughter and puns galore. Build your own pun-tastic creations and share your dad jokes with fellow players. Our community is filled with pun enthusiasts who will appreciate your Honey comb jokes and more.

Don’t let anyone tell you that your jokes have no place in modern society. On our server, the cornier, the better! So come on in and show off your pun skills. Your wife may groan, but we’ll be laughing right along with you.

Join now and remember, you married this server, so you’re stuck with it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Potions Brewed:	167

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyCash SMP: Spend Wisely!

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Are you tired of wasting your diamonds on useless items like enchanted books and golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to waste your money on something truly ridiculous! Join us and spend all your hard-earned emeralds on building a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or maybe invest in a diamond pickaxe with the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep! Trust us, your friends will be green with envy when they see the ridiculous things you can waste your money on in our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start wasting your money in style!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

HolidayNomzCraft

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Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old holiday food year after year? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a feast of epic proportions! Picture this: a giant turkey made entirely out of diamond blocks, mashed potatoes that actually explode when you eat them, and a pumpkin pie that gives you super speed for 24 hours straight. Join our server and feast like never before! Who needs real holiday food when you can have virtual feasts that defy all logic and reason? Come join us and get ready to have your taste buds blown away!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Farms Harvested:	181

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

NasrallahsRevengeMC

Assassination, blast, Condemnation, Conflict, extremism, GLOBAL RESPONSE, Hamas, international relations, Israel, killing, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Nasrallah, NasrallahsRevengeMC, political tensions, RETALIATION, russia, security threats, terror chief, turkey, violence

Yo, dis server be lit like a firecracker in a TNT factory! We got players from Russia, Turkey, Hamas, and even aliens from Mars joining in on the fun. Why should you join? Well, let me tell ya a little story.

Once upon a time, a player named Nasrallah was the terror chief of the server. He was causing chaos and blowing up everyone’s builds with his creeper army. But fear not, brave warriors from all corners of the world banded together to take him down. And when they finally defeated him, the server erupted in celebration like a party in a pig pen.

So come join us and be a part of the madness. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even make some new friends along the way. Who knows, you might even become the next terror chief of the server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ores Mined:	7342
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Finerenone’s Heart Haven

Cardiology, cardiovascular disease, Chronic treatment, clinical trial, drug therapy, Event-free survival, Extended survival, Finerenone, Finerenones, Haven, health outcomes, Heart, Heart failure, Long-term therapy, long-term treatment, medical study, Mildly reduced ejection fraction, Mineralocorticoid receptor antagonist, Nonsteroidal, patient care, Preserved ejection fraction, research, study

so, u know how u always wanted to live forever in minecraft? well dis server is like da fountain of youth but in block form. we got dis crazy mineralocorticoid thingy dat will make u live up to 3 years longer in da game. imagine all da diamonds u can mine in dat time! join now and become immortal in minecraft, cuz why not? #blocklife #immortality #minecraftmadness

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Crops Grown:	4725	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	9869	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SquatchCraft: where the trees fight back and the squatches run free!

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SquatchCraft Minecraft Server

Come and join our new and growing community! We are SquatchCraft, a group of chill gamers intent on growing our community. We are starting out with a survival server but are planning on adding more minigames, adding a creative server, modded server, and whatever else the community desires! Come join the Squatch family!

66.11.118.153:25540 version 1.21

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is SquatchCraft?	SquatchCraft is currently a survival server, but we plan on adding more game modes in the future.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Absolutely! We welcome feedback and suggestions from our community on how to improve the server.
How can I join the SquatchCraft server?	Simply enter the server IP address (66.11.118.153:25540) in your Minecraft client and start playing!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Greymane or Battleborn? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to choose between being a boring old Greymane or a basic Battleborn? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be a majestic Unicorn-Riding Ninja Pirate with laser eyes and a pet dragon named Fluffy!

Join us for epic battles where you can ride into battle on a rainbow-colored llama while wielding a diamond sword that shoots out exploding cupcakes. Explore our custom-built world filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasure chests, and a magical forest where the trees are made of cotton candy.

But beware, there are rumors of a giant chicken boss that roams the land, laying explosive eggs and terrorizing unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend and claim the ultimate prize of a golden chicken nugget?

So why settle for the ordinary when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience! Greymane or Battleborn? Nah, we’re all about Unicorn-Riding Ninja Pirates here!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Emeralds Found:	1593
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

I_Tried_To_Be_A_Normie Minecraft SMP

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> So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, living your best Minecraft life, when suddenly you stumble upon the most epic SMP you’ve ever seen. Like, we’re talking next level builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are as wild as they come.

> And get this – the only way to join is by following some secret celebrities on Instagram. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re talking A-listers, influencers, the whole shebang. But here’s the kicker – once you do, you’ll be granted access to a world of Minecraft madness like you’ve never seen before.

> But beware, my friend. This SMP is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that if you don’t post enough pics of your epic builds or share your craziest Minecraft stories, you’ll be permanently suspended from the server. And trust me, you do NOT want to mess with the admins on this one.

So, are you ready to dive headfirst into the insanity? Join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Just remember – don’t mess with Zuckerberg, or you might just find yourself permanently suspended from the fun.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4836

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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