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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 8370 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 74 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
like, seriously, you won’t believe the stuff we got going on here. we got a secret underground base filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon that shoots fireballs made of cheese. yeah, you heard me right, cheese fireballs. it’s wild, man.
and if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we also have a floating island where pigs fly and rainbows shoot out of their butts. i know, it sounds insane, but it’s true. you gotta see it to believe it.
so come join us on this server and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.