CraftyBag – Blue Archive Banter #5181 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5377
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Emeralds Found:	8023
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7224
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	8304
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9053
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Zombie Dances:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7995
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Dragons Tamed:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1490
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8894
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6981
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3675
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8460
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Towns Built:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3599
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Secret Passages Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5686
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Buildings Constructed:	33
Dragon Eggs Found:	2093	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mines Excavated:	2991	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8743
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3947
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Farms Harvested:	823	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3292
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Emeralds Found:	2285
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Star Shards Collected:	132	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Runes Activated:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2058
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Animals Bred:	105
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Farms Harvested:	756
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2803

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	228
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Players:	97/600	Votes:	2379
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dimension Hops:	8
Emeralds Found:	9692	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magic Items Found:	1770	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0