CraftyAyatollahSafeHouse | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Vanilla SMP: Where even the mechanics are so plain you’ll fall asleep in 0.5 seconds flat

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones for teleportation
Bucketable entities for convenience
Crafting tweaks for enhanced gameplay

Join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I keep my house safe?	We have a land claiming feature that allows you to protect your property.
How does the diamond economy work?	You can use diamonds as currency in our server’s shops.
Are there regular events?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back to your home location.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up in a bucket to make gameplay more convenient.
How are crafting tweaks implemented?	We have made several adjustments to crafting recipes to enhance the gameplay experience.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Animals Bred:	184
Magic Items Found:	6156	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ores Mined:	5586

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

5 Weeks Baby Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, get ready for the most epic adventure of your life because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with diamond-encrusted llamas!

Join us and in just 5 weeks, you’ll be a Minecraft master, building castles taller than the Eiffel Tower and riding on dragons that shoot rainbows out of their nostrils. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your pants (but don’t worry, we have virtual bathrooms for that).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of unlimited diamonds. Are you brave enough to take on the Chicken of Doom?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Stop all animal rape related threads now – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and of course, the occasional llama mating ritual gone wrong. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyCouplesCashClash

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Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions just like this poor soul dealing with overspending drama!

Imagine logging in to find your partner has built a shopping mall in your Minecraft world, spending virtual diamonds like there’s no tomorrow. Will you cancel their building privileges or let them run wild with their virtual credit card?

Become the primary provider of resources in our server, just like this player is in their relationship. Will you be able to balance your budget and keep your virtual family fed and clothed, or will you fall victim to overspending like our poor friend here?

Join us for a server full of surprises, drama, and maybe even a few virtual therapy sessions. Who needs real-life problems when you have Minecraft drama to deal with? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

ProteinPopsicle Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a buffet of healthy processed foods! Join us and feast on the most nutritious virtual snacks you’ve ever seen!

Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.

But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).

So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

HellCraft: Blocky Nightmares

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if your personal hell is being stuck in a world where creepers are replaced with exploding chickens and every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special “Lava Parkour” challenge where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while being chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. And if you make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows!

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to laugh your way through a world of pure chaos and hilarity!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Crops Grown:	4721
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6890	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

HealthCrisisCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, LEGIT, THERE’S A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, AND IF U CAN FIND IT, U GET TO BE KING OR QUEEN FOR A DAY! PLUS, THERE’S A GIANT CHICKEN THAT SHOOTS LASERS OUT OF ITS EYES AND IF U DEFEAT IT, U GET A MAGICAL SWORD THAT CAN TURN UR ENEMIES INTO SHEEP! ALSO, EVERY SUNDAY WE HAVE A DANCE PARTY WITH CREEPERS AND SKELETONS, AND THE BEST DANCER GETS A FREE PIGGYBACK RIDE ON A WITHER! SO, LIKE, JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN, BRAIN DAMAGE STYLE! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🐔💎👑🎉

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyKhamenei vs Nasrallah

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Yo, on this server, we got crazier plots than a soap opera! Picture this: Khamenei is on the run from Nasrallah, who’s out for blood. But don’t worry, Khamenei’s got a plan – he’s calling on all Muslims to join our server and take down Israel together! It’s like a virtual jihad, but with creepers instead of soldiers. So come join the fun and help Khamenei take back his throne – before it’s too late!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Psycho Gun Club

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LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PSYCHOPATHS WHO USE UNLAWFUL FIREARMS BUT THEY DONT OWN ANY LEGAL GUNS HAHAHAHAHAHA. COME BUILD WITH US AND WATCH OUT FOR THE CRAZY DUDES WITH THE GUNS, THEY MIGHT SHOOT YOU WITH THEIR PIXELATED BULLETS. BUT DONT WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN, RIGHT? RIGHT??? HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Star Shards Collected:	159
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

FrontierSMP: Where the land is wild, the towns are quirky, and fish somehow catch themselves!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled	Yes
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1 (Playable on Latest Always)

FAQ

What is the main focus of FrontierSMP server?

The main focus of FrontierSMP is to be a community-driven server with challenging gameplay similar to vanilla Minecraft.

What are the main features of the server?

Custom Terrain in all three dimensions
Towny gameplay
Balanced Economy
Custom Items including Weapons, Tools, and Armor
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win policy

Are new features constantly being added to the server?

Yes, the server is always planning new features and updating constantly to provide a satisfying experience for players.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2857	Star Shards Collected:	115
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Slavs Are Good Fighte-MC Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is run by a group of Slavic warriors who will stop at nothing to defend their land. Trust us, you do NOT want to mess with them.

But don’t worry, they’re not all about fighting. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And rumor has it, if you can impress the Slavic warriors with your sick dance moves, they might just let you join their elite fighting squad.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch your back around those Slavic warriors…they tend to get a little rowdy.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Enchantments Applied:	184
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Subtle Minecraft SMP Jeet Flag

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with crazy players who will stop at nothing to claim victory, even if it means stealing your diamonds while you’re AFK.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked every time you log in. From fake lava traps to invisible maze houses, you never know what kind of shenanigans our players will come up with next.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret underground society of friendly villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your firstborn child (just kidding…maybe).

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun, then come join us on the least subtle jeet flag to date Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to lose your mind (and your diamonds) in the process!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Tuition Threat Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us and build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers with your friends.

Looking for a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and unleash your creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-marriage policy, so you won’t have to worry about unexpected wedding certificates popping up in your inventory.

Join now and embark on epic adventures with your fellow players. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend who won’t sneak into your house in the middle of the night for some “wrestling” matches. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some LOLs on our server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

RentSplitCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value virtual currency more than real-life money! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated riches and outrageous demands.

Imagine a world where your in-game currency is the only currency that matters. No need to worry about rent or bills, because in our server, everything is paid for with diamonds and emeralds. Your only job is to mine, build, and conquer the virtual world!

Forget about real-life responsibilities, like emergency funds and savings accounts. In our server, the only emergency you’ll face is running out of virtual gold. And if you ever need to borrow some in-game money, just ask your virtual family for a loan!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server, where the only thing that matters is how many virtual coins you have in your pixelated pocket. Who needs a real relationship when you can have a virtual one filled with riches and adventure? Join now and start living the high life in our virtual world!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Star Shards Collected:	115	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Potions Brewed:	122
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

InfiniteCraft SMP: Magic Book & Chill

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the possibilities are as endless as the creepers that keep blowing up your house! Join us and you’ll be granted infinite time to play, infinite resources to build with, and a magic book that holds all the secrets of the universe (including the best crafting recipes for diamond armor).

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a professional stand-up comedian on weekends. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a battle of puns, he’ll grant you three wishes – just be careful what you wish for, last time someone asked for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a mountain of obsidian instead.

If you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time, then come join us! Just watch out for the prankster villagers who love to trade emeralds for useless junk like rotten flesh and poisonous potatoes. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our SMP!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0