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TipsyCraft

alcohol consumption, communication breakdown, communication in marriage, concern for safety, confronting loved ones, confronting spouse, defensive behavior, driving under the influence, drunk driving, expressing concern, healthy boundaries, marital conflict, misunderstanding, red flag, relationship challenges, relationship dynamics, spouse’s behavior, tipsy driving, TipsyCraft, trust in relationships, trust issues

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5651
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my wife after a few drinks? Look no further! Join our server for a tipsy good time like no other.

Our server is so crazy, even your wife will accuse you of attacking her when you confront red flags in the game. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join now for a chance to test your skills in a world where misspeaking can lead to epic battles and where having fun with friends might just get you in trouble with the virtual law. Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement – join our server today!

FreakyMC SMP: Embrace Your Inner Weirdo

BIZARRE, different, eccentric, Embrace, everyone, Freak, Freaky, FreakyMC, Individuality, kinks, LEVEL, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiarities, Personality, QUIRKS, smp, strange, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird, Weirdo

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4557
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mines Excavated:	1483
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and tending to their crops like a bunch of basic b*tches? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our epic Minecraft SMP where things get freaky in all the best ways. We’re talking about building giant statues of Nicolas Cage, having llama races through lava pits, and hosting dance parties with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of cow worshippers, a rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner freak and join a community of like-minded weirdos, then come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, only the freakiest of the freaks need apply.

VanishingDesires

consensual, desire, disappear, disappearing, dream, Earth, FANTASY, Forbidden, Intimacy, longing, Lust, Mysterious, Mystery, Passion, secret, sex, temptation, ultimate fantasy, vanish, vanish off the face of the earth, VanishingDesires

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6830
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Dragon Eggs Found:	3940
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Farms Harvested:	396	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast with your friends! But wait, there’s a twist – if you could have sex with anyone you wanted to (completely consensual, of course), but after sex they vanish off the face of the earth, who would you pick?

Join our server and find out who your fellow players would choose to disappear into the abyss after a steamy Minecraft rendezvous. Will it be Steve from down the block, or maybe even the Ender Dragon? The possibilities are endless (and slightly concerning).

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions and disappearing acts. Who knows, you might just find your perfect disappearing partner in crime.

ZuckLeaksCraft

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1445
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes. yea, u heard me right, jokes. and the best part? u can ride a chicken into battle against a giant zombie with a mustache. it’s like a circus on steroids, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with llamas as the DJs? yea, it’s lit. u gotta see it to believe it. and if u think that’s crazy, wait til u see our underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for seaweed. it’s like a dream come true, bro.

so, what u waiting for? join us now and let’s conquer this wacky world together. remember, on this server, everything i say leaks, just like Zuckerberg in a leaked meeting audio. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun. let’s make some memories that will leave u laughing for days. see u in the game, my fellow adventurer!

Tectonic

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Community, Crates, Custom Enchants, Discord, In-game & premium ranks, in-game economy, Minigames, new friends, Obtainable spawners, Optimal experience, Parkour, Player Warps, Players, PORT, Shops, Spleef, Tectonic, telepathy, Vanilla, Vein Miner, vote party

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6101
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Tectonic Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
Vote Party
In-game economy
Crates

Minigames (Spleef, Parkour)
Obtainable spawners

Custom enchants (Vein miner, Telepathy, …)

What are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server right now!

Java IP: Tectonic.lol

Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216

Port: 25565

Discord: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

Me and the community hope to see you in-game real soon!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the Java IP: Tectonic.lol or Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216 with port 25565.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, we offer features like Vote Party, in-game economy, crates, minigames, obtainable spawners, player warps & shops, and custom enchants.
Can I get premium ranks on the server?	Yes, we offer in-game and premium ranks for players.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR.

Eternal Pixel Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, ETERNAL, PIXEL, Realms

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4390
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Yo, forget about /b/ and come join our Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and free cake for all players, because who needs griefers when you’ve got cake, amirite?

Plus, our PvP arena is like the Hunger Games on steroids – except instead of weapons, you get to battle it out with giant squids and flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of super intelligent llamas who are always ready to help you out with anything you need. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

GirlfriendGateCraft

anger, anger management, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Friend, friendship, Girlfriend, GirlfriendGateCraft, loyalty, nosy friend, nosy-ness, overreacting, personal business, personal space, privacy, Respect, Support, Understanding, Yelling

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5284
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Farms Harvested:	658	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Animals Bred:	148
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53

Are you tired of nosy friends ruining your relationships? Join our Minecraft server where we promise zero drama and maximum fun!

Imagine a world where you can escape from the Freyas of the world and just focus on building epic structures with your friends. No more interruptions from unwanted questions about your personal life – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

And if anyone dares to try and pry into your business, you can just build a fortress around yourself and tell them to back off! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to have a good time without any drama.

So come join us and leave the Freyas behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing that matters is having a great time with your fellow gamers. See you in the game – and remember, no drama allowed!

AwkwardCraft: Redstone Romance

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, Communication, Confessions, EMBARRASSING, funny, Honesty, humor, INTIMATE, oversharing, personal boundaries, Redstone, relationships, romance, SELF AWARENESS, sex, sexual experiences, UNCOMFORTABLE, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7258
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	315	Demon Skulls Collected:	30

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Look no further, because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some awkward moments that will leave you questioning your life choices. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyPandaPvP

China, CraftyPandaPvP, economic measures, economic sanctions, global economy, international trade, protectionism, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade relations, trade retaliation, trade tensions, trade war, US tariffs, WTO

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2137
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Crops Grown:	2931	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	295

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bro? Lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got dragons flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even China is taking notes. They’re like, “Yo, we gotta step up our game and counter those US tariffs by playing on this server!” And if that wasn’t enough, they’re threatening to take the whole thing to the WTO. Like, what even is that? World Trade Organization or World Troll Organization? Who knows, man!

So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who needs politics when you can be building giant pixelated castles and battling evil mobs with your squad? Let’s do this, gamers!

Arctic Carbon Coast Minecraft

Arctic, Arctic coastline, Arctic region, Arctic research., Beaufort Sea, carbon, carbon cycle, carbon emissions, carbon sequestration, climate change, Coast, Coastal processes, environmental impact, Environmental Science, global warming, groundwater, Groundwater flow, marine ecosystems, Minecraft, Ocean, organic carbon, water sources

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7847
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	314	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	39
Magic Items Found:	6844	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the Arctic Ocean but on steroids, bro! Our groundwater is like a carbon delivery service straight into the ocean, like whoa! We’re talkin’ 230 tons of organic carbon EVERY DAY, like, can u even imagine?! It’s like a non-stop party for the ocean, man. Come join us and be part of the wildest carbon delivery crew in Minecraft history! #CarbonPartyOceanLife #ArcticOceanOnSteroids #JoinTheCrayCrayFun

Maiden’s Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, Maidens, Quest

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8643
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Void Armor Forged:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Divine Spears Created:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	282

Join our epic Minecraft server where your maid is actually a secret agent trying to steal your diamonds!

She will challenge you to epic battles and if you win, you get to keep all your precious loot.

But beware, she has a secret army of evil chickens ready to attack at any moment.

Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

CarCrashSisNoRide

car cleanliness, car damage, car lending, car loaning, car maintenance, car ownership, car repair costs, car sharing, CarCrashSisNoRide, damaged car, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, financial boundaries, personal property, refusing to let sister borrow car, RESPONSIBILITY, setting boundaries, sibling relationships

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8851
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Towns Built:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of setting boundaries, especially when it comes to lending out your virtual cars! Join us and never worry about your pixelated vehicles getting scratched or messy interiors ever again.

Our server is perfect for those who value responsibility and accountability, unlike some family members who think borrowing a car means trashing it without consequences. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into letting them drive your Minecraft cars, stand your ground and game on with us!

So come on over and join our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without the fear of someone wrecking your creations. And remember, family may be important, but so is protecting your virtual property!

MineProtestEU

activism, activism in America, activism in Europe, America, anti-corruption protests, civil disobedience, Corruption, Democracy, Europe, fascism, Global Issues, Government, grassroots movement, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, MineProtestEU, Political unrest, protest, protest culture, resistance movements, social justice

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5257
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Tired of real-life drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only protests you’ll see are from villagers demanding more emeralds! Our server is so peaceful, even the creepers have taken up yoga to relax. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to overthrow the oppressive chicken dictatorship – you won’t want to miss out on that drama! Join now and escape the chaos of the real world for a land of blocky bliss.

TariffCraft: Trudeau Strikes Back!

Canada, Canadian economy, cross-border trade, diplomatic relations, economic sanctions, Economy, global trade, Import Taxes, international relations, North America, Politics, retaliatory tariffs, strikes, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade war, trudeau, trudeau government, Trump administration, U.S. goods

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2744
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Animals Bred:	161	Chimeras Created:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, trudeau announcing 25 per cent retaliatory tariffs on u.s. goods starting tuesday. like, whoa, that’s crazy, right? join our server and you’ll be, like, part of this insane political drama in minecraft form. build your own trade empire and show those u.s. goods who’s boss. plus, trudeau might even make a guest appearance in the server, like, how cool would that be? join now and be part of the madness, bro!

PixelPrincesses – Narcissism Edition

borderline PD, diagnostic protocols, DSM-5, Edition, European ICD-11, female narcissism, grandiose narcissism, misdiagnosed, narcissism, new study, PixelPrincesses, skewed, vulnerable traits

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9057
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5069
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE REALITY OF NARCISSISTIC FEMALES! DSM-5 BE LIKE “MEN BE NARCISSISTS” BUT WE KNOW BETTER! COME HANG OUT WITH US AND AVOID THOSE BORDERLINE PD CHICKS! OUR ICD-11 FRIENDLY SERVER WILL MAKE SURE YOU ONLY DEAL WITH VULNERABLE TRAITS! BUILD, EXPLORE, AND LAUGH YOUR WAY TO ESCAPE FEMALE NARCISSISM! JOIN US NOW FOR A WILD RIDE!

Players:	100/400	Votes:	9867
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	32
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5