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Playing in Kalmara 2 – Come in from any version of the server minecraft

Auto, banner, come in, description, Game, height, Kalmara 2, Lazy, Minecraft, Playing, Server, Version, width

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7332
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Votes:	8882	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
New Chunks Explored:	168845	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12

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185.17.0.21:25551

Everwild

Bed.., Community, Difficulty, Discord, Events, Everwild, experienced players, Explore, INCLUSIVE, Mature Players, mod, multiplayer, new zealand, Oceanic, respectful, sleep warp, smp, Survival, Updates, weekly events

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4103
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Everwild Minecraft Server Overview

Features
No resets
Hard difficulty, grab a bed from the boat
Sleep warp mod
Armor poser, mob and player heads, Mini-blocks
Fire spread is on
Free forever
Inclusive community
Weekly events hosted by staff or community

Join Our Discord

https://discord.gg/TnBMUCGxn4

Requirements

You Need to Be
21+
Oceanic or can play with high ping
Respectful to other players
Able to be part of a community and do your own thing

If you join the Discord, please leave your Minecraft username in the new player channel so we can add you to the whitelist.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join if I’m under 21?

A: Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are 21 years or older.

Q: Are there any in-game mods/plugins?

A: Yes, the server has various mods and plugins such as sleep warp, armor poser, and more.

Q: Is the server free to play on?

A: Yes, the server is free to play on and will remain free forever.

Q: How often are events hosted?

A: Weekly events are hosted by staff or the community for all players to enjoy.

Wren’s Sanctuary 1.21.3

1.21.3, ai, animated character, animated series, artist, Character, Female Protagonist, galaxy far far away, Graffiti, mandalore, Mandalorian, rebel, rebel alliance, Rebellion, rebellion leader, sabine wren, Sanctuary, Space, Star Wars, strong female character, Video, warrior, Wrens

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1758
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Yo, listen up, gamers! You gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness! Why? Well, get this, they got a Sabine Wren AI video that will blow your mind! Imagine playing Minecraft while being guided by a badass rebel artist from Star Wars! It’s like having a virtual companion who’s ready to kick some blocky butt with you! Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let the chaos begin!

BroSisCraftWeddingWoops

acceptance, awkward, Boundaries, BroSisCraftWeddingWoops, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Drama, family, Girlfriend, guest list, invite, personal day, perspective, relationship, Respect, Tension, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6172
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	219
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any interruptions.

Join us and escape the awkward wedding invites and family pressures. Build your dream wedding venue in Minecraft and invite whoever you want – even if they’re loud and opinionated! Plus, if your brother threatens to skip the wedding, just build him a virtual one in our server and problem solved!

Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and create your own drama-free paradise!

QuebecPowerOutage: NoSuperBowl4NE

Alternative, blackout, Community, consequences, contingency plan, Crisis, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, Grid, Impact, new england, Northeast, NoSuperBowl4NE, power outage, preparedness, québec, QuebecPowerOutage, resilience, response, super bowl, Usa

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2779
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Are you tired of living in constant fear of Quebec cutting off your electricity and ruining your Super Bowl plans? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with generators powered by unicorn farts! That’s right, never miss another touchdown again!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own fortress to protect yourself from the evil Quebecians who are hell-bent on ruining your sports-watching experience. And if that’s not enough, we have a special mini-game where you can throw snowballs at Justin Trudeau’s face for bonus points.

So come on down to our server and let’s show Quebec who’s boss! Who needs electricity when you have unicorn farts and snowball fights, am I right?

Jewel of the Overworld 1.20.6

1.20.6, Bijou, body acceptance, body confidence, body diversity, body empowerment, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, curvy, embracing curves, fat, jewel, loving yourself, overweight, Overworld, plus size, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, weight stigma

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2467
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	5342
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server where Bijou is the fat fuck and her body is just a rock? It’s like, the most insane thing ever, bro. You gotta join because who wouldn’t want to play on a server where a fat fuck named Bijou is just a rock? It’s like, the ultimate mind-bending experience, man. Plus, the pixel art on this server is next level, like seriously, you won’t believe your eyes. So come on, join now and let’s rock out with Bijou!

CraftyCanuckTariffs

Canada, CraftyCanuckTariffs, current events, Diplomacy, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, response, Speech, Statement, Trade, trade war, Transcript, trudeau, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7517
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

so like, u know that server where u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and like, do all kinds of crazy stuff? well, this server is like that but like, on steroids, bro.

u wanna know why u should join this server? well, let me tell u a story. one time, this player built a giant chicken out of diamonds and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. and guess what? he won. because on this server, anything is possible.

also, did i mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. so if u wanna experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventures of your life, then u gotta join this server, bro. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Rebel Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, age, Bait, Bravery, burning evidence, cause, documentary, group, History, joints, nails detached, Overthrow, Qing empire, Quest, rebel, Rebellion, revolutionaries, sacrifice, sacrifice for a cause, screws, SUICIDE, torture, WILLINGNESS

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8002
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	177629	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Potions Brewed:	140	Meteorites Collected:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Runes Activated:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Zombie Dances:	5

Join our Minecraft server and be part of a revolution like no other! We’re talking about sacrificing virtual blocks for the greater good, burning down enemy bases, and acting as bait to lure unsuspecting players. Who needs to detach nails and run screws through joints when you can just respawn in our server? Come on, be a revolutionary in the world of pixels and blocks!

BlockPartyDrama

50s, aita, Bed.., BlockPartyDrama, bothered, CAB, Concert, Dance, dirty look, Drunk, Fun, hitting on, hurt feelings, Lame, Marriage, MARRIED, OFFENDED, over-reacting, random man, self esteem, self-righteous, tipsy, wedding ring, Wife

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6659
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Enchantments Applied:	77
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Join us for outrageous fun and crazy antics that will make you forget all about tipsy concert shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world and never have to worry about your spouse dancing with random strangers. Our community is full of friendly players who will always have your back, even if you’re feeling a little insecure about virtual dancing partners.

So come join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a tipsy spouse when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? Let’s make some memories that don’t involve questionable dance moves and missing wedding rings. See you in the game!

TariffCraft – Build Walls, Not Bridges!

Benefits, Bridges, BUILD, debate, economic policy, Economy, global trade, international relations, Opinions, Politics, protectionism, reasons, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tariffs advantages, tariffs benefits, tariffs consequences, tariffs disadvantages, tariffs effects, tariffs impact, Trade, trade war, united states, walls

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2971
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	291
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Animals Bred:	119

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant tariffs that have invaded our virtual world. Fight alongside your fellow players to defend our economy and trade routes from these pesky tariffs. Who knew economics could be so fun in Minecraft? Join now and show those tariffs who’s boss!

BlockyThirstyCraft – Stay hydrated in the virtual world!

BlockyThirstyCraft, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate research, environmental impact, global warming, global water shortages, Hydrated, scarcity, stay, study, Sustainable development, temperatures rise, virtual, warming, water availability, water conservation, water gaps, water management, water resources, water scarcity, Water Security, world

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6117
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Meteorites Collected:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Divine Spears Created:	29
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BOOM, you’re in this crazy world where water is super scarce because of global warming. like, you gotta fight for every drop of water, man. but don’t worry, we got you covered with epic challenges and quests to find water and survive. plus, the mobs are all water-themed, like zombie squids and skeleton fish. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so join now and save the world from water shortages… or at least have a good time trying!

United Lands

Adventure, alliances, Allies, borders, Combat, cosmetic, DISCOUNTS, Fairness, gameplay, Gear, Geopolitical, Immersive, Jobs, Lands, marketplace, Nations, Roleplay, scale, smp, strategy, United, vibrant, Victory

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	305
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magic Items Found:	3771	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

United Lands Minecraft Server

Overview
Welcome to United Lands, a unique Towny-based Earth SMP server where immersive gameplay meets geopolitical intrigue. Our 1:500 scale Earth map allows nations to claim vast lands with minimal upkeep, offering complete freedom to shape your empire’s borders. Discounts are available for large groups, so gather your allies and carve out your place on the map.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join with my friends and create a nation?	Yes, you can gather your allies and create a nation to claim lands together on the server.
Are there different roles or jobs to choose from?	Yes, there are 7 unique jobs with skill trees to enhance your abilities and progress in the game.
Is the economy player-driven?	Yes, the economy is entirely player-driven with a marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items.
Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?	No, United Lands prides itself on fairness and ensures all store items are purely cosmetic with no in-game advantages.
How can I join the server?	You can join United Lands by using the server IP: play.unitedlands.org

Crafted Threads 1.20.6

1.20.6, Apparel, Casual, clothing, comfortable, crafted, everyday wear, fashion, fashion choice., fashion sense, fashion statement, fashion trends, fashionista, Outfit, personal style, Shirt, Style, Threads, trendy, Versatile, Wardrobe, would you wear this

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2244
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	New Chunks Explored:	440448
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	154
Zombie Dances:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Star Shards Collected:	291
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

OMG, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro! You gotta join because, like, the shirt you wear in Minecraft is, like, totally important. If you wear the wrong shirt, you might, like, get eaten by a giant pixelated chicken or something. So, like, join this server and wear the right shirt to survive in this crazy blocky world. Trust me, it’s, like, life or death out there. Just do it, man!

BabyDaddyDramaGoneWild

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4862
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	29	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Crops Grown:	9429
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Are you tired of dealing with drama and heartbreak in real life? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any baby daddy drama!

On our server, you can create your own virtual family without worrying about deadbeat dads or cheating partners. Build a cozy home for you and your virtual baby girl, and never have to deal with unreliable exes again.

Join us and take control of your virtual destiny by seeking full custody of your Minecraft baby and blocking any deadbeat dads from entering your pixelated paradise. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and excitement in the world of Minecraft?

So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape, have fun, and maybe even find a new virtual family that will always have your back. Join now and start building your drama-free Minecraft life today!

CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL

Canada, Canadian perspective, CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL, cross-border trade, economic impact, Economy, foreign relations, global market, government policies, import/export, international relations, international trade, North America, Politics, Tariffs, tariffs impact, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4760
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Animals Bred:	146
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only tariffs you’ll have to worry about are the ones on trading with villagers! Our server is a tariff-free zone where you can mine, build, and create without any pesky taxes getting in your way.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any real-world tariffs that may come your way. Just tell Trudeau and Trump that you’re busy mining diamonds and they’ll never find you!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and escape the madness of real-world politics with some good old-fashioned block building fun!

Players:	106/600	Votes:	2294
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Buildings Constructed:	36
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7