CraftyAutismBanter | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8110
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Farms Harvested:	876	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as welcoming as a church community, but without the unwanted touching and negative comments? Look no further! Join our server for a safe and fun gaming experience where you can build, explore, and make new friends without any creepy interactions.

Our server is so inclusive, even players with limb differences are welcome! In fact, we have a special limb difference support group where players can share tips and tricks for navigating the virtual world with unique challenges.

But beware, if you start rubbing other players’ nubs without permission, you might just get banned! Our moderators are always on the lookout for inappropriate behavior and will not hesitate to kick you out if you can’t keep your hands to yourself.

So come join us on our server for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or unwanted touching. Who knew gaming could be so wholesome and drama-free?

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3936
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Potions Brewed:	199	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Villages Defended:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Runes Activated:	7

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2690
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Votes:	7500
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	171
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7915
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Enchantments Applied:	97	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3671
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Potions Brewed:	136	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9624
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mines Excavated:	1957
Farms Harvested:	176	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1223
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Star Shards Collected:	82
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4105
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Towns Built:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2190
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3413
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Star Shards Collected:	152
Towns Built:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	908736	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Alien Abductions:	3

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3826
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2983
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8844
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Runes Activated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	279	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3553
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Zombie Dances:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9462
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4327
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Potions Brewed:	186	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Towns Built:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	203
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Void Gems Collected:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!