CraftyAssholes247 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8823
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	177
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server, where assholes are the real MVPs! These guys are like the Einstein of Minecraft, always knowing their gas from their liquid from their solid. It’s like having a walking chemistry lab in the game, except way more entertaining.

Join us and witness the magic of assholes in action – they’ll have you laughing, crying, and questioning your entire existence. Plus, they’ll keep you on your toes with their unpredictable antics. One minute they’re building a majestic castle, the next they’re turning it into a giant toilet. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, that’s what makes Minecraft so damn fun!

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and lots of questionable decisions, then come on down to our server. Who knows, you might just discover that being an asshole is the key to a truly epic Minecraft experience.

Mystic Sands Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anonymity, Beliefs, CONSERVATIVE, culture, Curiosity, damaging, exposure, Identity, MENA, MIDDLE EAST, mystic, Normie, North Africa, porn, Realm, Religion, sands, society, Traditions, upbringing, VALUES, Western

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8666
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ores Mined:	763	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through the MENA region, where the only thing conservative is our creeper explosions! Explore virtual worlds and escape the confines of reality, just like escaping the constraints of a conservative upbringing.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner curiosity and explore new horizons, just like discovering porn for the first time. Who needs the west when you can be a turbo normie in our virtual realm?

Come join us for a crazy adventure that will make you question everything, just like questioning your religious beliefs. Let’s break free from the norm and embrace the chaos of our Minecraft server!

Free Tay K Minecraft SMP

criminal justice, free, free Tay K, Hip Hop, incarceration, injustice, justice system, Legal System, long tail tag, Minecraft, Music (Industry), parole, prison reform, probation, rapper, Rehabilitation, smp, Tay, Tay-K, unfair sentencing, young artist, youth offenders

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3484
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	5161	Void Armor Forged:	27
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Mines Excavated:	1159	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Ores Mined:	6852
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Yo, on this Minecraft SMP, we’re all about justice for Tay K! We believe he’s been mining away in that virtual prison for way too long. Join us and help us build a world where Tay K can roam free and finally enjoy some diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll have a chance to participate in a secret quest to break Tay K out of his pixelated prison. Let’s make Minecraft history together, one block at a time!

InLawLand Minecraft Server

assertive communication, Assertiveness, Communication, Cultural awareness, cultural clashes, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, family dynamics, family expectations, handling conflict, in-law conflict, in-law relationships, InLawLand, intercultural relationships, Minecraft, navigating tension, relationship advice, Self Respect, self-confidence, Server, standing up for yourself

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5226
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your cultural differences? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace all cultures, even if they involve talking back to your in-laws!

We understand the struggle of tense relationships with in-laws, that’s why on our server, you can talk back to anyone you want! No need to hold back, let out all your frustrations in the chat.

Just like in real life, on our server, you can assert yourself and stand up for what you believe in. No need to worry about escalating tension, we thrive on drama and chaos!

So come join us on the most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there, where you can be yourself and let your voice be heard. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic for dealing with family drama?

CraftyCarCraze

Accidents, Angry, CAR, CraftyCarCraze, dad, DEBT, Disappointed, DRIVE, Effort, ENTITLEMENT, Grateful, illegal, insurance, License, not accepting, Porsche, Privilege, stepmom, WIBTAH

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6226
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Void Armor Forged:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about insurance for your virtual cars! 🚗💨

Join us and experience the thrill of driving without the fear of lifelong debt hanging over your head. Our virtual roads are safe and accident-free, so you can zoom around without a care in the world.

Who needs a Porsche when you can have a pixelated car in our Minecraft world? Plus, if you do happen to crash (which is highly unlikely), there won’t be any consequences in real life. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on over and leave your insurance worries behind. Drive, build, and have a blast in our crazy Minecraft server. See you there! 🎮🌟

CraftyNotArtsy – Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, art, Boundaries, Craftsmanship, CraftyNotArtsy, creativity, cultural norms, Expression, imagination, innovation, Interpretation, Minecraft, originality, Overlooked, Perception, perspective, skill, smp, societal standards, Subjective, talent, Unconventional, Unrecognized

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2399
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Potions Brewed:	163
Villages Defended:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, the most lit place to be right now. Like, seriously, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds ever. Like, there’s a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds, and a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall. It’s like, totally wild.

And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.

PlushCraft – Sleepless Nights

bedtime comfort, bedtime routine, childhood memories, comfort objects, cuddly toys, Emotional support, mental health, NIGHTS, Nostalgia, plush toys, PlushCraft, Relaxation, security blankets, sentimental items, sleep aids, sleep associations, sleep companions, sleep patterns, sleep therapy, sleeping habits, sleeping with toys, Sleepless, stuffed animals

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1044
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Emeralds Found:	3270
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7360

Are you tired of sleeping with boring old stuffed animals? Join our Minecraft server and sleep with virtual pandas, unicorns, and even a dragon or two! Our server is so lit, even your stuffed animals will be jealous. Plus, rumor has it that if you sleep with a virtual llama, you’ll have the best dreams of your life. So why settle for teddy bears when you can have a whole virtual zoo in your bed? Join now and upgrade your stuffed animal game to epic proportions!

AuschwitzEscape Minecraft Server

arrest, Auschwitz, AuschwitzEscape, commemoration, Diplomatic tension, european history, fearing, Genocide, historical event, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, liberation anniversary, memorial, Minecraft, Nazi occupation, pm, Poland, political controversy, Server, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4115
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mines Excavated:	4696	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Love Letters Sent:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Lol come join dis server, it’s so lit dat even PM scared to come! We got crazy builds like a giant chicken riding a pig and a rollercoaster made of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! So what u waiting for? Join now before PM gets arrested by Poland for missing out on all da fun!

XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

anti-Islamist, anti-Semitic, attacker, CONTENT, extremism, German, international relations, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, pro Israel, religious extremism, Report, Saudi, SUSPECT, Terrorism, terrorism attack, violence, Xmas market, XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6800
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that drop diamonds. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?

join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.

oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.

come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

FutureCraft: Crystal Ball Edition

always correct, Ball, CLAIRVOYANCE, create the future, crystal, destiny, Divination, Edition, ESOTERIC, fate, fortune tellers, fortune telling, future prediction, FutureCraft, long tail, Metaphysical, Mysticism, occult, predestination, Prophecy, psychic abilities, spiritualism, Supernatural, what if

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2794
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly u r transported to a magical land where fortune tellers rule the world. but get this, they don’t just predict the future, they CREATE it. like, whoa dude, mind blown.

join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.

plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?

so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.

Nerve Regen Fun Zone

acute spinal cord injury, antibody, antibody therapy, axonal regeneration, Enhanced, Fun, inhibitory factors, motor function, nerve, nerve damage, nerve growth, nerve regeneration, nerve repair, neurological recovery, neuroprotection, neuroregeneration, Neurorehabilitation, Neutralizes, REGEN, spinal cord healing, spinal cord recovery, spinal cord trauma, therapeutic antibody, Zone

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7389
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

so like, u know how sometimes u fall off a cliff in minecraft and u break ur leg? well, on this server, we got this crazy antibody that like, totally fixes u up real quick! no more hobbling around with a broken leg, u’ll be back to running and jumping in no time! join our server and experience the miracle of science in minecraft! plus, we got this epic story where the antibody was actually created by a group of super intelligent pigs who wanted to help all the injured players in the game. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft! come join us and be part of this amazing adventure!

MineRealm

Active players, BUILD, Community, community-driven, creator, Custom, Events, Explore, Friendly, java, Legit, long-running, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Player Base, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9551
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Towns Built:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

1. How long has MineRealm been around?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

2. What is the server address for MineRealm?

The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.

3. Are there any rules to follow on MineRealm?

Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5396
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	7521	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Emeralds Found:	3727
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4877
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Ores Mined:	1139
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2498
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Towns Built:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4956
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2829	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?