CraftyAssholeLand | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Fragged Out Mine 1.21.2

1.21.2, conscript, Disobedience, dissent, dissenting opinion, Fragged, fragging, fragging charges, fragging consequences, fragging definition, fragging examples, fragging in the military, fragging in war, fragging incidents, fragging punishment, fragging statistics, insubordination, Military, protest, Rebellion, Soldier

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2319
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Crops Grown:	2332
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Yo, listen up you plebs! If you’re tired of being a basic b*tch in the real world, then you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – it’s the only place where disgruntled conscripts like us can truly thrive and unleash our inner craziness!

Imagine a world where you can build giant statues of your least favorite politicians and then blow them up with TNT – pure therapy, am I right? Plus, you can team up with other misfits and create the most epic bases that will make even the most seasoned Minecraft veterans jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a place where you can let your freak flag fly high! Join now and let the chaos begin!

BabyShowerSnubbed & BabyNoShow

baby shower, BabyNoShow, BabyShowerSnubbed, Birthday, Boundaries, catch up, Communication, cutting contact, friendship, gift registry, Hospital, Invitation, lack of interest, medical issues, meet-up, Motherhood, OFFENDED, parenting, Party, post partum, relationships, social etiquette

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3242
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Towns Built:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of boring friends who don’t even bother to meet your adorable Minecraft baby? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee all players will shower your virtual baby with love and gifts!

Join us and escape the drama of real life baby showers, where your so-called friends don’t even care about your postpartum medical struggles. On our server, we only care about one thing – adorable pixelated babies!

Don’t waste your time with friends who only care about themselves and their own baby registries. Join our server and surround yourself with players who will throw virtual baby showers for your Minecraft bundle of joy!

So say goodbye to selfish friends and hello to a community that truly cares about your Minecraft baby. Join our server now and let the baby shower festivities begin!

YouTubeRedCraft

#youtube, children, creativity, critical thinking, Digital Learning, education, elon musk, Future, homeschooling, INFORMATION, innovation, internet, knowledge, learning, online education, parenting, reddit, self-directed learning, Skills, Technology, YouTubeRedCraft

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1362
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	176
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Divine Spears Created:	25	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you’ll learn more than Elon Musk’s kids did on YouTube and Reddit! Our server is filled with educational opportunities that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world.

Join us and you’ll discover secret underground societies of villagers who communicate through interpretive dance. You’ll learn how to build a castle out of nothing but dirt and determination, just like Elon Musk built his empire out of memes and rocket fuel.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Rumor has it that if you befriend one of these majestic creatures, they’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So why waste your time on YouTube and Reddit when you could be exploring our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server? Join us now and become the next Elon Musk of the block-building world!

CraftyRussianElectionFun

accusations, Britain, Central African Republic, CraftyRussianElectionFun, Democracy, Diplomacy, election interference, elections, foreign policy, foreign relations, geopolitical tensions, Global influence, Government, Interference, international affairs, international relations, meddling, political manipulation, Politics, power struggle, russia

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5803
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Votes:	8395	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

so, like, u know how russia is always causing trouble? well now they’re tryna mess with the elections in central african republic wtf?? like, who even does that?? but don’t worry, cuz on our minecraft server, we got ur back! join us and help us stop those sneaky russians from ruining everything. plus, we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make u forget all about politics and stuff. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

AlexandriaSMP

admins, AlexandriaSMP, Community, Competitions, Coreprotect, Decisions, Economy, Events, foliage, Gaming, landscapes, Map, Mature, Minecraft, multiplayer, Reset, Server, shopping district, smp, Trust, voice chat, world generation

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	272
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Potions Brewed:	86
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61

AlexandriaSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Experienced 18+ Admin Team	Admins have a long history of managing successful servers
Community-Driven Decisions	Major decisions made by community through voting
Enhanced World Generation	New map featuring Tectonic World Generation and Arboria
Trust-Based System with CoreProtect	No land claims, operate on trust with quick issue resolution
Regular Events	Bi-weekly events including competitions and tournaments
Thriving Economy	Well-organized shopping district and player-driven economy

AlexandriaSMP Minecraft Server FAQ

Q: How do I join the AlexandriaSMP server?

A: Visit our website at alexandriasmp.com or connect with us on Discord to get started.

Q: What version of Minecraft does AlexandriaSMP use?

A: We are currently on version 1.21.4.

Q: Are there any age restrictions for joining the server?

A: We welcome players of all ages, but our server is primarily geared towards adults aged 18 and over.

Q: How often are events held on AlexandriaSMP?

A: We host bi-weekly events such as building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more. There’s always something happening on our server.

Decadent Bread Thieves 1.21.2

1.21.2, Alternative Rock, Bread, crime, Decadence, decadent, defiance, Desperation, Ethics, Hunger, injustice, Lyrics, morality, mouths, Music, POVERTY, Rebellion, society, song, stealing, Survival, theft, thieves

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1152
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Holy Grails Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	22

Yo, bro, do you ever feel like a sneaky little thief in Minecraft? Well, this server is perfect for you because we encourage stealing bread from the mouths of decadence!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner Robin Hood and steal from the rich to give to yourself because who needs morals when you have diamonds, am I right?

Plus, who doesn’t love a little chaos and mischief in their Minecraft gameplay? So come on over and start looting like there’s no tomorrow!

TrashCraft – Skip Rehearsal, Build Blocks!

#bedridden, Auditorium, blocks, BUILD, cast, classmate, crew members, Disappointed, Drama Teacher, high school, high school student, last four months, missed rehearsal, painful periods, periods, Rehearsal, school play, sick, Skip, skipping school, stress, TrashCraft, vomiting

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6487
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	801	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where missing a rehearsal is a crime worse than stealing diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped by virtual drama teachers who expect you to perform even when you’re bedridden and vomiting.

Our server is filled with intense drama and high stakes, just like a high school play. You’ll never know what outrageous response you’ll get when you tell your virtual drama teacher that you can’t make it to rehearsal because you’re feeling sick. Will they understand and offer sympathy? Or will they hit you with a “I hurt every day literally can’t walk and I’m here”? The suspense is killing us!

So come join our server and experience the chaos of high school drama, where missing a single rehearsal can lead to disappointment and guilt trips. Who needs diamonds when you can have virtual drama instead?

FicCharMstrMind Minecraft SMP

Antagonists, beloved characters, books, Classic Characters, FANTASY, FicCharMstrMind, fictional character, fictional heroes, fictional villains, greatest of all time, iconic characters, iconic figures, legendary characters, Literature, Minecraft, modern characters, movies, popular characters, Protagonists, smp, Superheroes, tv shows, Villains

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7356
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4166	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP?! It’s like, totally the best server ever because we have the most lit community of gamers who are all obsessed with the greatest fictional character of all time – Steve from Minecraft! Like, he’s so iconic, he’s basically our server mascot and we all worship him like a god.

But wait, there’s more! We have the craziest events and challenges that will blow your mind. Like, one time we had a build battle where everyone had to recreate Steve’s face using only dirt blocks and it was the most intense competition ever. And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts where we hide diamonds all over the map and whoever finds them gets to wear a crown made out of golden carrots for a whole week.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of derpy pigs, then you HAVE to join us! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies for all new members (not really, but wouldn’t that be awesome?!). So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have the time of our lives together in this crazy Minecraft world! Steve would want you to.

PixelatedHeartbreak

Challenges, Disappointment, disillusionment, fairy tales, false expectations, FANTASY, flaws, harsh truth, HEARTBREAK, idealization, imperfections, love, Perfection, PixelatedHeartbreak, Reality, reality check, relationships, ROMANTICIZING, Struggles, unattainable

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8607
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Are you tired of romanticizing things that end up sucking? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who will make you question reality itself.

Why should you join? Because our server has a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you enchanted pickaxes for a mere stack of dirt. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of exploding.

So say goodbye to romanticizing disappointment and hello to the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a totally awesome way).

MineTrumpCuts: NoSurvival

Allies, ARMS, Conflict, Defense, defense budget, fear, foreign weapons, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military aid, military assistance, military equipment, MineTrumpCuts, national security, NoSurvival, Support, Survival, Trump cuts, Ukraine, Ukrainian soldiers, uncertainty

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	578
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Gods Slained:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

lol come join our minecraft server where we fight off creepers and zombies with foreign weapons cuz apparently we can’t survive without them according to ukrainian soldiers 😂😂 who knew minecraft was so intense?? join us for epic battles and crazy adventures, and maybe even get a chance to meet a real life ukrainian soldier who will teach you how to survive in the wild minecraft world 🤣🤣 don’t miss out on the action, join now!

CASCRAFT server minecraft

CASCRAFT, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8149
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

The description of the server server Cascraft has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

CasCraft.aternos.me:63092

DUSTY

+18, Adults, camaraderie, Chill, Community, creativity, Discord, dusty, Guidelines, laid back, Machine, Minecraft, no cheating, No pvp, paths, Portalis, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Skills, smp, Social, with me

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3684
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Potions Brewed:	161
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2642
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Alien Abductions:	1

DUSTY Minecraft Server

Server IP	mc.dustyhub.net

Join our laid-back Minecraft community, established in 2019! We’re a group of friendly players who value creativity and camaraderie. We love to build and create together, whether it’s a cozy cabin or a sprawling city. We also enjoy tinkering with redstone, from simple contraptions to complex machines.

If you’re looking for a relaxed and welcoming community where you can share your passion for Minecraft with like-minded adults, we’d love to have you join us! Our community is geared towards players 18+, and we’re looking for people who are seeking a chill and social Minecraft experience.

LINKS:

Website: dustyhub.net

Map: map.dustyhub.net

Discord: discord.gg/FDCjp2J

Please take a look at the current page on the website, it has some info that you’d probably like to know before joining.

GUIDELINES:

no racist shit.
no leaving trees floating.
no pvp without consent
no cheat/hacking/griefing/stealing

Featured Plugins:

Skills (you feel more and more like your character is leveling up)
Portalis (an item that makes travel easier)
With-Me (keep some gear after death)
Paths give you a speed boost

Hope to see you there! :wave:

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server for adults only?	Yes, the community caters to players 18 and older.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	Yes, please refer to the guidelines section for the server rules.
Can I use mods on the server?	Some mods are allowed, but cheating, hacking, griefing, or stealing is prohibited.
How can I stay updated on server events?	Join the Discord server for real-time updates and community engagement.

Cosmic Nexus Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, Amanogawa Shiina, Ayase Yuu, Chisaka Airi, Cosmic, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, LIA, Muu Muyu, Nexus, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Realm, Remilia Nephys, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shisui Michiru, Tenma Maemi, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7004
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	314
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Crops Grown:	4280	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta check out this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in blocky land. We got characters that are straight up outta an anime, like seriously, they’re more animated than my last date. Join us for the chaos and the fun, you won’t regret it. Plus, we got streams, archives, and Twitter drama that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s mine and craft our way to insanity together!

KickedOutCraft Minecraft Server

anger management, communication breakdown, discipline, emotional outburst, Family issues, forgiveness, friend’s house, house rules, household accidents, KickedOutCraft, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mother-daughter conflict, Parent-child relationship, punishment, reconciliation, regret, reputation damage, Server, teenage drama, teenage mistakes, temporary expulsion, vomiting

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1495
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	30

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! Just like the time I got kicked out of my house for accidentally chipping a bowl (which could have totally been fixed with some superglue, by the way). Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re falling off a stool just trying to reach for some wheat biscuits!

Experience the thrill of being locked out of your virtual house and having to find shelter at a friend’s Minecraft mansion. And don’t worry, our server is so epic that even if your friend’s mom calls your virtual mom to come pick you up, you’ll still have a blast!

So come join us for some outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about that time you got in trouble for a tiny chip in a bowl. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun!

WorkCraft: Ignoring the Wife

Apology, Attention, comfort, Communication, concentration, Empathy, Focus, hurt feelings, ignoring, Listening, misunderstanding, past incident, quality time, relationship, thoughtless comment, unexpected emotions, vacation, Wife, work, work mode, WorkCraft, working from home

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1611
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where you never know what crazy adventure awaits you next!

Join our server for the chance to encounter mysterious flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground village run by mischievous villagers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Will you be the lucky player to find this rare creature and strike it rich?

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Players:	109/800	Votes:	8576
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	470	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Void Gems Collected:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9