join our epic minecraft server where we have a national sexual assault registry for victims of Russian forces! but don’t worry, it’s all just a joke, we’re actually just a bunch of crazy gamers building epic castles and battling dragons. come join us for a wild ride and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to explode. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a blast!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
Astral Projections Made: 4 Dragons Tamed: 6
Blood Moons Survived: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY