CraftyAssassin: Riches Vanished | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NieceNotMyKidCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, family dynamics, family relationships, generational differences, guilt trip, House, Mother, Niece, NieceNotMyKidCraft, Parent, parenting, Playing, rant, Reminding, RESPONSIBILITY, Soccer, spending time, younger

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7158
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	396
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mother for not playing with your niece 24/7? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from family drama! Join us and play to your heart’s content without any guilt trips about spending time with your niece. We promise, no one will question your parenting skills or family bonding time here! So come on over and kick some virtual balls around with us instead!

TimelessTrollin’ Minecraft SMP

Endless, eternal life, Eternity, Existence, forever.., IMMORTALITY, immortality activities, immortality ambitions, immortality aspirations, immortality desires, immortality dreams, immortality goals, immortality lifestyle, immortality plans, immortality wishes, Life, Minecraft, never ending, purpose, smp, Time, TimelessTrollin

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2972
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Zombie Dances:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground base where we throw epic parties with all the mobs from the Nether, it’s lit AF! And get this, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even?! Plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese, and you can ride around on giant hamsters while battling evil unicorns. And did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? It’s like a thrill ride of death, but in a fun way!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams of being immortal and doing crazy stuff with your time, like building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama farm in the sky. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

PresidentialCraft

biden, controversy, Democracy, Government, humor, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, King, leadership, Monarchy, News, obama, political commentary, political humor, Political satire, presidential power, PresidentialCraft, public opinion, public reaction, satire, social media

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5114
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Imagine a world where Obama and Biden decided to ditch politics and become Minecraft royalty instead. That’s right, they declared themselves kings of a virtual kingdom and invited players from all over to join their epic server.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, you’ll get to witness Obama and Biden in full royal attire, complete with crowns made of diamonds and thrones made of emeralds. And let’s not forget about their royal pets – a pack of wolves named Michelle and Jill who roam the kingdom, keeping order and looking adorable while doing it.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Obama and Biden have hidden secret treasure chests all over the kingdom, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons. And if you manage to find them all, you’ll be rewarded with a private audience with the kings themselves, where you can ask them anything your heart desires (as long as it’s Minecraft-related, of course).

So come on, join the server where Obama and Biden reign supreme – because who wouldn’t want to be a part of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun and mine diamonds like a boss?

Trump’s Blocky Diplomacy Minecraft Server

blocky, CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, donald trump, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kyiv official, Meeting, Minecraft, news conference, Politics, press conference, Server, Trumps, U.S. request, Ukraine, Ukraine envoy, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1896
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a news conference between Zelenskyy and Donald Trump’s Ukraine envoy. but wait, plot twist! the conference gets cancelled at the U.S. request. like, what even is happening, right?

join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!

NATOcraft: Zelenskyy Approved!

Alliance, APPROVED, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Erdogan, european union, foreign policy, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, turkey, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, zelenskyy

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3084
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2559	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of erdogan and zelenskyy fighting dragons together. yea, u heard right, dragons. and guess what? erdogan himself supports our nato membership and plays on the server too. he even built a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles, secret treasures, and world leaders fighting mythical creatures. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

beauty, Beauty Tips, dry skin, fast absorption, Faster, feet, foot care, foot moisturizer, Hand, hand care, hand moisturizer, Hands, hydration, long-lasting hydration, Moisturize, moisturizing routine, moisturizing tips, self-care, skincare, Skincare Routine, smooth feet, soft hands

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1149
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Votes:	4275
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – you can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet on our server. that’s right, no more dry hands for you, buddy.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.

plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

Foggy Water Tech Server

#sustainability, arid climates, atmospheric water harvesting, climate change, driest regions, Environmental Science, Fog, fog collectors, foggy, fresh water, hydrology, innovation, liters per square meter, optimal conditions, renewable resources, scientists, Server, Tech, Technology, Water, water conservation, water purification, water scarcity, Water Security

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5340
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Love Letters Sent:	19
Animals Bred:	90	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Potions Brewed:	143	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even scientists are getting in on the action? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz we got fog collectors that can turn that misty stuff into fresh water like it’s no big deal. Imagine sippin’ on that sweet, sweet H2O while building your epic castle or battling mobs like a boss. We’re talkin’ 0.2 to 5 liters per square meter daily – that’s enough to keep you hydrated for days, fam. And if you’re lucky and the stars align, you could be guzzlin’ down a whopping 10 liters per square meter. So come join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s turn that fog into liquid gold, baby!

Elixir Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, 404 edition, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug dependence, drug recovery, drug recovery community, drug recovery journey, drug recovery motivation, drug recovery resources, drug recovery success stories, drug recovery support, drug rehabilitation, drug relationships, drug use, drugfeel, Drugs, elixir, erowid.org, Misaki, Previous thread, psychonautwiki.org, Realm

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8343
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	115	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land filled with pixelated wonders and blocky adventures.

Imagine finding your very own Misaki in this virtual world – would you stop mining for diamonds and start mining for love?

This server is like a trip to the moon on a rainbow unicorn, it’s that epic. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life.

Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s build some memories together!

ToiletTroubleCraft

adulting, apartment living, bathroom etiquette, Boundaries, cleaning, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Expectations, household chores, hygiene, living together, personal space, poop stains, relationship issues, Respect, responsibilities, self-care, toilet cleaning, ToiletTroubleCraft

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2255
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Animals Bred:	152
Falling into the Void:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Gods Slained:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2320

Are you tired of dealing with poop stains in your toilet every morning? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where toilets clean themselves! No more arguing with your boyfriend about who should clean up after themselves – our magical toilets will take care of everything for you. Plus, our one bedroom, one bathroom apartments come with a built-in poop stain prevention system, so you’ll never have to see another skid mark again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Toilet Fairy, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch her in the act of cleaning a toilet. Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for a lifetime supply of toilet paper and never had to worry about running out again.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to poop stains and arguments forever! Trust us, your relationship will thank you.

Ukraine vs Russia: Minecraft Edition

aggression, Analysis, Conflict, Diplomacy, Edition, Explanation, foreign relations, international affairs, Invasion, investigation, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, republicans, russia, trump, Truth, Ukraine, US government, War

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	978
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Crops Grown:	7433	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a crazy theory that Ukraine actually started the war with Russia by sending a fleet of explosive pigs into Moscow! Join us and uncover the truth behind this epic piggy plot. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamond armor and enchanted weapons guarded by a squad of dancing llamas. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainian pigs!

BlockyBuddy Minecraft Server

Alliance, Allies, BlockyBuddy, Conflict, Diplomacy, Disintegrates, foreign policy, friendship, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Loss, Minecraft, Partnership, Sadness, Server, solidarity, sorrow, Support, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, united states

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9866
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	New Chunks Explored:	820828
Void Armor Forged:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Emeralds Found:	9502
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit fam. we’ve got, like, unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but, like, here’s the kicker – we’ve also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and, like, a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon who breathes fire and can fly you around the server in style? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our community is, like, super tight-knit and supportive. we’ve got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so, like, come join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. who needs boring old partnerships when you’ve got a server this awesome, amirite?

ZelenskiyCraft: Shut Up & Obey Trump

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, JD Vance, leadership, News, obedience, obey, Politics, power dynamics, shut, Statement, trump, Ukraine, us politics, Warning, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6481
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3

so like, imagine this epic Minecraft server where you can build your own little world and stuff, right? but get this, the owner is like a mix between a unicorn and a ninja turtle, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

join this server if you wanna see pigs flying and cows doing backflips, because anything is possible in this crazy land. plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie, it’s lit!

oh, and did i mention there’s a giant diamond castle guarded by a dragon made out of cheese? yeah, you heard me right. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild on this wacky Minecraft server!

EliteCraft: Vote for Competence

competence, EliteCraft, facial cues, Higher social class, Judging, long tail tags, politicians, prioritize, rely, social class voters, Vote, voters

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	159
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mines Excavated:	1816
Magic Items Found:	1065	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Divine Spears Created:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, if you wanna be in the cool kids club, you gotta join this server. all the higher social class voters are here, and they totally know what’s up. they only hang with the most competent players, so if you wanna be in their crew, you gotta show off your skills.

and get this, man. they rely on facial cues to judge politicians, so you know they got some serious discernment skills. if you can impress them with your sick building and redstone skills, you’ll be like, their new best friend.

plus, there are some insane stories going around about this server. like, apparently, there’s a secret underground base where all the elite players hang out and plan world domination. and rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds somewhere in the server, just waiting to be found.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the elite crew, show off your skills, and uncover some epic secrets, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Men vs Women World War 1.21.4

1.21.4, battle of the sexes, Conflict Resolution, Femininity, feminism, gender discrimination, gender dynamics, gender empowerment, gender equality, gender harmony, Gender issues, gender relations, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender war, global conflict, Masculinity, Men, peace negotiations, social change, societal upheaval, War, war strategy, Women, world

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7267
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Void Armor Forged:	24	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Bro, imagine if Minecraft was the battleground for this epic battle! Join our server for the ultimate gender war experience!

We got dudes building fortresses with diamond armor and chicks casting spells with enchanted potions!

Choose your side and fight for supremacy in this wacky world where anything goes!

Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join now and let the gender war begin!

ExWifeExLifeCraft

anger, Blame, Divorce, Emotional Abuse, ex wife, ExWifeExLifeCraft, family, financial responsibility, Friends, Harassment, housework, ISOLATION, mediator., mental health, mutual friends, no contact, Pets, polyamorous, relationship, Support, Therapy

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4621
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Are you tired of being trapped in a Minecraft server with a tight collar and a leash that only lets you go so far? Join our server for a breath of fresh air and freedom! Our server is a polyamorous paradise where you can build relationships with multiple players and live harmoniously together.

We guarantee that you won’t be emotionally abused by our admins, unlike some other servers out there. No more getting screamed at for a speck of dust out of place or for being a minute late to a virtual event. Our admins are here to support you and make sure you have a great time.

And don’t worry about being financially screwed over on our server. We won’t demand outrageous payments for emotional damage caused by leaving the server. You can keep your virtual car and we won’t force you to pay for someone else’s therapy sessions.

So come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be flushing down the toilet is your enemies in PvP battles. Build, explore, and have a blast without any drama or emotional baggage. See you in the game!

Players:	90/500	Votes:	1839
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5