CraftyAssadNoMore | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Firestorm ClimateCraft

air pollution, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, ClimateCraft, Connection, Deforestation, drought, ecological balance, ecosystem destruction, environmental impact, extreme weather, Firestorm, Forest fires, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, human activity, natural disasters, Science, Wildfires

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9076
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	46
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got the craziest shizz goin on!! like, did u know that our world is like, connected to the real world and when there’s a wildfire in real life, it actually affects our server?? yeah, it’s like science and stuff. so if u wanna be part of this wild adventure where u gotta fight off wildfires and save the planet, then u gotta join us!! plus, we got like, magical creatures and flying pigs and all that jazz. it’s gonna be lit, literally. so come join us and be a hero in this crazy world where climate change is real and u gotta save the day!! let’s do this, gamers!! 🌍🔥🐷

Divergent SMP New Season

application, apply, Community, content creators, Discord, divergent, Events, Experience, Friends, frozen, Fun, java, Minecraft, new world, Ravine, Reset, rules, Season, Server, smp, Spawn, Winter

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Ores Mined:	2911	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Divergent SMP 7th Season Overview

Info	Description
Server Name	Divergent SMP
Season	7th Season
World Reset	Less than a month ago
Spawn	Hand selected frozen ravine
Whitelisted	Yes
Application	Required to join

FAQ

How do I apply to join Divergent SMP?

To apply to join Divergent SMP, visit apply.divergentsmp.net and follow the application process.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a set of rules that all players must follow. These rules ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone on the server. Make sure to read and understand the rules before applying to join.

Is there a Discord server for Divergent SMP?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a Discord server where players can communicate, participate in events, and interact with the community. Once you are accepted into the server, you will receive an invitation to join the Discord server.

Late Favorite Moments 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2014, best moment, Cherished moments, Favorite, favorite memories, favourite moment, highlights, Late, looking back, memorable events, Memories, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, past year, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscence, Reminiscing, special memories, time gone by, unforgettable times, Year In Review

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8243
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Star Shards Collected:	182
Zombie Dances:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Bro, forget 2014, join this Minecraft server where every moment is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure chaos and shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that shoots fireballs made of cheese!

Or how about this: you’re building a majestic castle and a group of mischievous llamas start photobombing all your screenshots, but instead of getting mad, you end up having a llama dance party on the roof!

Trust me, on this server, every moment is a potential meme waiting to happen. So why live in the past when you can join us and create unforgettable memories that will make 2014 look like a snoozefest in comparison? Let’s go on this wild ride together, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

childhood home, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, financial constraints, Guilt, holiday drama, long distance family, Minecraft, parental separation, public school teacher, Resentment, rocky relationships, Server, sibling relationships, step siblings, step-family, stepmom issues, wedding expenses, wedding invitation, WeddingCraft

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3157
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	23
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Potions Brewed:	49	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of broken ankles, crazy stepmoms, and weddings you don’t want to attend. On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about crawling out of windows with a cast on or spending thousands of dollars flying across the country for awkward family gatherings.

We promise you won’t find any 30-year-old stepbrothers taking over childhood bedrooms here. And if you’re a public school teacher on a budget, don’t worry – our server is free to join and full of laughs.

So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your pixelated house. See you there!

SkiBaeBlockParty

Austria, Austria trip, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, Confrontation, doubts, free trip, Girlfriend, inappropriate videos, Jealousy, relationship, Respect, ski trip, SkiBaeBlockParty, skiing skills, Trust

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5144
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2932	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Secret Passages Found:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the relationship drama and just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers!

Join our server and leave all the boyfriend’s childhood best friend drama behind. No need to worry about inappropriate videos or exes getting in the way of your gaming experience. Plus, we offer free trips to Austria for all players (just kidding, we wish we could offer that but unfortunately, it’s just a Minecraft server).

So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night or not!

BalloonPopper Minecraft SMP

balloon bursting, balloon cleanup, balloon deflation, balloon destruction, balloon disposal, balloon disposal ideas, balloon disposal methods, Balloon pop, balloon popping, balloon popping techniques, balloon recycling, balloon removal, balloon waste, balloon waste management, BalloonPopper, balloons, eco-friendly balloon disposal, Minecraft, Party, party cleanup, popping balloons, smp, sustainable party cleanup

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5035
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Divine Spears Created:	26
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have the craziest events like llama races and creeper karaoke nights, it’s lit AF. And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, we have one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing sheep, it’s hilarious.

But the best part is the community, everyone is so friendly and funny, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us and let’s pop those balloons together, in the most ridiculous ways possible! 🎈🎉🐑🎤🚀

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8229
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8555
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	566
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Towns Built:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1826
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Votes:	3693	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	210
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7003
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gx.stalkermc.ru

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8502
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Magic Items Found:	4115	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2277
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Zombie Dances:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

Players:	99/300	Votes:	7440
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Runes Activated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	3