CraftyAssadNoMore | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8804
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	166
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6347
Dragon Scales Harvested:	164	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3382
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6187
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1911
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2429
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Animals Bred:	43	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8463
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4992
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Towns Built:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	139711
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2037
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Towns Built:	7
Star Shards Collected:	244	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5452	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1144
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6092
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	802
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Crops Grown:	8565	Players Killed by Monsters:	2710
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Villages Defended:	10

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8895
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3557
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Love Letters Sent:	3
Mines Excavated:	3196	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3515
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	390	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

Players:	96/100	Votes:	8372
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Emeralds Found:	6851
Astral Projections Made:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	163
Ores Mined:	7587	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4