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SilentShelter

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1021
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9635
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

New released Factions server with a lot of custom features like Dungeons, custom items and more. Join us for fun, we’re open 24/7 on a dedicated server. We are recruiting new staff members.

play.silentshelter.com

Mystic Enigma 1.21.1

1.21.1, ape linebackers, Attitudes, confusion, dating options, Enigma, erasure, gangbanged, impurity, Innocence, interracial, mystic, niggers, promiscuity, purity, Race, racism, Stereotypes, white race, white women

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9047
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want a place where white girls can be safe from niggers and ape linebackers! We don’t promote impurity, only pure Minecraft fun! Don’t be a hypocrite, come join us and protect the white race in our blocky world! Let’s build a community where white girls can be innocent and safe from niggers and ape linebackers! Join now for a pure Minecraft experience!

HonestCraft Minecraft Server

career development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Employee, Feedback, HonestCraft, Honesty, honesty in feedback, honesty in references, job application, Job Interview, job reference, Job Search, Minecraft, Professionalism, reference etiquette, reference request, Server, supervisor, Support, Time management, work ethic, young professional

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2382
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where honesty is the best policy! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story of a front desk staff member who couldn’t handle the truth.

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone sugarcoats everything? Well, look no further! On our server, we value honesty above all else, even if it means losing a reference for a job. Who needs a reference when you have a server full of crazy adventures waiting for you?

Join us and experience the thrill of being at a loss for words, just like the supervisors in this story. Will you handle situations like a pro or get caught off guard like a noob? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is always brewing and the honesty is always flowing. Who needs a job reference when you have a community like this to be a part of? Let’s make some memories together, one outrageous story at a time!

HubbyCraft: Shareholders Wanted!

acknowledgment, Business, business ownership, Communication, cultural bias, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, Decision making, family business, family dynamics, Gender Roles, Gratitude, HubbyCraft, international marriage, Marriage, ownership, Partnership, Respect, shareholders, Support, wanted, work responsibilities, work-life balance

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5739
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	29	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this wild story! Join us for a virtual adventure filled with pixelated fun and excitement.

Looking for a place where you can build your own empire without worrying about in-laws trying to steal your thunder? Look no further! On our server, you can create your own business, hire virtual employees, and even become a trading tycoon all on your own terms.

Forget about cultural expectations and gender biases, on our server, everyone is equal and can thrive in their own virtual world. And hey, if you ever need to vent about your in-laws, our virtual chat is always open for some hilarious rants and support.

So come join us on this Minecraft server for a chance to escape reality and create your own success story, without any unwanted interruptions from family members. Who knows, you might even find some virtual friends to share your crazy adventures with!

ElonCraft SMP – Govt Employee

advisory role, Business, collaboration, controversial appointment, Decision making, elon musk, ElonCraft, Employee, Entrepreneurship, Government, Govt, influential figure, innovation, leadership, policy, Politics, public service, regulations, smp, spacex, special government employee, Technology, tesla, White House

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5022
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

OMG guys, have you heard about this insane Minecraft SMP server where Elon Musk is a special government employee at the White House?! Like, imagine mining diamonds with Elon Musk while he’s giving you tips on how to build a rocket ship to Mars! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where they keep all the rare loot guarded by cybernetic chickens. Join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers led by a giant talking potato! It’s gonna be lit, fam! #MinecraftMadness #ElonMuskRocks #PotatoArmy

Elon’s Drug Test: FOIA Edition

Accountability, civil liberties, DRUG, drug policy, drug test, drug use, Edition, elon musk, Elons, employee screening, FOIA, FOIA act, government employee, government oversight, investigative journalism, legal requirements, privacy rights, public interest, public records, public scrutiny, reddit, test, transparency, whistleblower protection, workplace regulations.

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9645
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wondered what Elon Musk’s drug test results would look like? Well, on our server, you can find out! Join us and uncover the secrets of this mysterious tech genius. Will he pass with flying colors or will he be caught red-handed? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that Elon himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get the chance to mine diamonds with the man himself. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

EUcraft: Tariff Trouble

diplomatic response, economic impact, Economy, EU, EUcraft, European Commission, European leaders, european union, global trade, international relations, Macron, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, Retaliatory measures, tariff, Tariffs, tariffs threat, trade policy, trade war, transatlantic relations., Trouble, trump

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Runes Activated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mines Excavated:	4194	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on ur stuff” and everyone is like “oh no, what do we do?” well, macron is all like “don’t worry, EU got this, we gonna stand up for ourselves and show trump who’s boss!” join our minecraft server and be part of the epic battle against trump’s tariffs! build ur own fortress and protect it from the evil tariffs that try to take over ur land! let’s show trump that EU is not to be messed with! come join us and be part of the resistance!

Time Warp Heights

aging, biological aging, Earth’s core, feet, gravity, head, height, Heights, human body, physical differences, PHYSICS., relativity, Scientific theory, short people, space time, SPEED, tall people, Time, time dilation, time perception, time theory, time travel, Warp

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8169
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dimension Hops:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to this wacky Minecraft server where time is all messed up and tall players age faster than short ones! It’s like a crazy science experiment gone wrong, but in a totally hilarious way!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of growing old in Minecraft at lightning speed! Watch as your head ages faster than your feet, creating a totally bonkers look that will have everyone laughing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. From battling giant chickens to racing against time itself, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Omega Age Boost Server

age, ageing process, anti-aging, biological age, Boost, cellular health, daily dose, dietary supplement, essential fatty acid, health benefits, Health improvement, Healthspan, Longevity, longevity trial, omega, omega-3, Preventive medicine., REJUVENATION, research study, scientific findings, Server, slow aging, trial, wellness intervention

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8857
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
New Chunks Explored:	299287	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like takin’ an omega-3 pill every day, but for yo Minecraft soul, ya know? It’s gonna slow down yo ageing process in da game, like you gonna be playin’ for years and still feelin’ fresh as a daisy. We talkin’ ’bout rejuvenating yo biological age in da game, like you gonna be playin’ for three years and still lookin’ like a Minecraft baby. So come on and join dis server, cuz we gonna keep you young and fresh in da Minecraft world, yo!

MysticCraft Realms 1.21.1

#youtube, 1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, comedy, Comment, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet, Like.., Music, MysticCraft, No. 94941516, ONLINE, Popular, Realms, Share, social media, trending, uh oh, Video, viral, watch

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5736
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Void Gems Collected:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Magic Items Found:	6348	Dimension Hops:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Potions Brewed:	35

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like right now! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and zombies do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer screen, but with pickaxes and TNT!

And the best part? You can build your own empire, rule over your friends, and become the ultimate Minecraft overlord. Who needs real life when you can be a virtual kingpin?

So what are you waiting for? Click that link and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness and pixelated mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

HusbandHoggingMCServer

Army, Attention, baby, Communication, Conflict, family time, Friends, Gaming, husband, HusbandHoggingMCServer, Marriage, military wife, parenting, quality time, relationships, Relaxation, soulmate, Support, Tears, video games, work-life balance

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9238
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	5052
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are you tired of your husband ignoring you and your beautiful baby to play video games for 18 hours straight? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch as your husband becomes addicted to building virtual blocks instead of ignoring his family.

Our server is so captivating that your husband won’t even remember his friends from the military – who needs real-life friends when you have a virtual world to escape to? Plus, our community is so welcoming that he’ll never want to log off.

So say goodbye to tears and hello to endless hours of Minecraft madness! Join our server now and watch as your husband’s priorities shift from his computer screen to his loving wife and daughter. Who needs real-life relaxation when you have a blocky paradise to explore? Join us today!

HelmetHeistCraft

Argument, Best Friend, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, dog pee, ENTITLEMENT, friendship, gift, Gratitude, Helmet, HelmetHeistCraft, misunderstanding, moped, ownership, perspective, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Trust, Value

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3716
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Ores Mined:	4010
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of helmet drama like never before! Join us and immerse yourself in the epic tale of a girl who gave away her pee-smelling helmet, only to demand it back when it was fresh and clean. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice and keeps the helmet, or will you be the villain who tries to sell it for profit? The choice is yours on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Moped Gang, where players ride around in style and cause chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with your friends to conquer the streets, or will you go solo and carve out your own path to glory? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on down and join the madness on our Minecraft server – where every helmet has a story to tell, and every moped ride is an adventure waiting to happen. See you there!

ZombieSurvivor SMP

apocalypse survival, emergency preparedness, End of the World, Long-term Survival, post-apocalyptic, smp, survival plan, survival skills, survival strategy, Survival Tactics, zombie apocalypse, zombie apocalypse preparation, zombie apocalypse strategy, zombie apocalypse survival kit, Zombie Attack, zombie defense, zombie defense plan, zombie outbreak, zombie survival guide, zombie survival plan, zombie survival tips, ZombieSurvivor

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9564
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Secret Passages Found:	4

Lol, bro, forget about the zombie apocalypse, join our epic Minecraft SMP instead! We got creepers blowing up left and right, skeletons shooting arrows at your butt, and zombies trying to eat your face off. But don’t worry, we got diamond armor for days and enchanted weapons to slay those baddies like a boss.

Our server is lit AF, with crazy builds everywhere you look. We got a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, a sky base made entirely of TNT, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, hehe).

But the best part? Our community is like a dysfunctional family, always causing chaos and cracking jokes. You’ll never be bored with us around, that’s for sure. So come join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for the ride of your life. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good!

CreeperCuisine

Adult, CEREAL, chicken nuggets, childhood favorite, comfort food, COOKIES, CreeperCuisine, french fries, grilled cheese, guilty pleasure, Hot Dogs, ice cream, indulgence, kid food, mac and cheese, Nostalgia, peanut butter and jelly, pizza, snack, spaghetti tacos, Treat

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	819
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Star Shards Collected:	300	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7268	Potions Brewed:	198

RareEarthCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Congress, controversy, Diplomacy, exchange, foreign policy, Impeachment, international relations, investigation, Minecraft, MINERALS, negotiations, Politics, quid pro quo, rare earths, RareEarthCraft, Server, Trade, trump, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, united states, White House

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9460
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

so, like, you know how trump is all like “i need some rare earths from ukraine, yo”? well, guess what? on this epic minecraft server, we got all the rare earths you could ever dream of! join now and trade those precious rare earths for some sweet in-game aid, just like trump wanted!

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have rare earths, but we also have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and battle epic monsters. legend has it that the rarest of rare earths can only be found in this mysterious base, so get ready to embark on a wild adventure like no other.

oh, and did we mention that our server has the most lit parties in all of minecraft land? every night, we throw a massive block party where you can dance, chat with other players, and maybe even find your minecraft soulmate. who knows, you might even catch trump himself busting a move on the dance floor.

so what are you waiting for? join our crazy minecraft server now and experience the wildest, most bizarre adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Players:	98/900	Votes:	2133
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6958	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1