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HezbaCraft Minecraft Server

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u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it got da most epic pager attack u ever seen. we threw hezbollah into disarray with our epic skills and now we run dis server like bosses. come join us and be part of da chaos and madness. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and zombies doing da cha cha slide. u won’t find a server like dis anywhere else. so come on in and let’s have a blast together. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items and treasures. only da bravest and craziest players can find it. r u up for da challenge? join us now and let’s conquer da world of minecraft together!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	324	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1958
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BoomCraft: Lebanon Edition

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come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where explosions are happening left and right. here, the only explosions you’ll see are the ones from creepers blowing up your house! forget about real life drama and come build a fortress to protect yourself from the craziness happening outside. trust us, it’s safer here than in lebanon right now. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any disaster that comes your way. so what are you waiting for? join now and start crafting your way to safety!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Emeralds Found:	3730	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Pixel Love Chat – Crafty Couples

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so, liek, u kno wat wuld make ur relationships even bettr? joining dis EPIC minecraft server, duh!

we gotz da most INSANE community of players who r all about buildin’ and explorin’ together. u can find ur minecraft soulmate here, i swear!

im not even kiddin’, sum ppl hav met their future spouses on dis server. dey started chattin’ while mining for diamonds and now dey r happily married IRL.

so, if u wanna level up ur love life AND ur minecraft skills, u gotta join dis server ASAP. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	152
Astral Projections Made:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2777	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Gigacraft

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🇬🇧 Welcome to Gigacraft, a vanilla survival server hosted in Spain.

We have two rules: 1. Be respectful to other players 2. Try to have a good time

You can contact us by email at the contact address [arroba] gigacraft.es.

🇬🇧 Welcome to Gigacraft, a vanilla survival server hosted in Spain.

We have two rules: 1. Be respectful to other players 2. Try to have a good time

You may reach out to us via email at contacto [at] gigacraft.es.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Remake Madness Minecraft Server

adaptations, Classics, creativity, Entertainment, Franchises, Future, games, gaming industry, innovation, madness, market demand, Minecraft, Nostalgia, originality, Reboots, remake, Remakes, Sequels, Server, storytelling, Technology, trends, video games

Are you tired of playing the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day with our outrageous remakes of remakes!

Join us as we take classic Minecraft games and give them a hilarious twist – like playing hide and seek in a world made entirely of cake, or battling it out in a PvP arena where the floor is made of slippery slime blocks!

But that’s not all – we also have insane stories waiting to be discovered, like the legend of the Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions, or the tale of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cheese!

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this madness!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	229
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

””what’s this move called?” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mysterious quests.

Our server is home to the legendary “What’s this move called?” challenge, where players must come up with the most ridiculous and outrageous moves to defeat their opponents in PvP battles. From the “Flaming Chicken Dance” to the “Twerking Tornado,” anything goes in this wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this spooky specter and uncover the secrets of our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always ask yourself, “What’s this move called?”

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BlocktopiaDreams

If you could live anywhere in the world, why not live in our Minecraft server? Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have their own dance parties! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual diamonds are actually worth real money in the real world. So join us and start your journey to becoming a virtual millionaire! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the secret portal to a land of unlimited pizza and unicorns. So why settle for boring old reality when you can live in our epic Minecraft world?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

VetoVillagersMC

Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, finland, foreign policy, global decision-making, global governance, global politics, global security, international agreements, International cooperation, international diplomacy, international organizations, international relations, president, single state veto, UN Security Council, united nations, veto power, VetoVillagersMC, world leaders

join our epic minecraft server where we have finland’s president as our mascot and he’s sick of single state vetos so he’s taking matters into his own blocky hands by building a UN Security Council in the game. come join the chaos and help him overthrow the oppressive veto system with your epic building skills and strategic gameplay. plus, there’s a rumor that if you help him succeed, he’ll give you a virtual high five and maybe even a virtual cookie. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	23
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Dragon Eggs Found:	5524	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Hemp Bug Be Gone Server

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so like, picture this: you’re chillin in your Minecraft world, building your epic castle when suddenly, BAM! a swarm of annoying mosquitoes start buzzing around your head, ruining your vibe. but fear not, my friend, for on our server, we have discovered the ultimate solution: hemp extract!

that’s right, we have harnessed the power of hemp extract to create a natural insecticide that will obliterate those pesky mosquito larvae faster than you can say “creeper”. no more itchy bug bites or annoying buzzing in your ear, just pure, peaceful building bliss.

join our server now and experience the joy of a mosquito-free Minecraft world. plus, rumor has it that the hemp extract also gives your character super speed and the ability to fly. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ores Mined:	7798	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Lonely Mc

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Minecraft Gaming Multiplayer Survival Community Adventure Sandbox Exploration Creativity Innovation Development PvP MMORPG Crafting Building Skills Quests Online Virtual world Challenges, PvP, Raiding

Alone Mc officially launched on September 19th, 2024, offering an immersive Minecraft experience with innovative Lifesteal and Free-for-All gamemodes currently in development. Founded by a passionate team of three—Apoliak, who oversees the project; Krishna, responsible for in-game development; and Bhavya, providing critical support—Alone Mc is dedicated to fostering a vibrant community. Join us to explore, compete, and thrive in a world where survival and teamwork are paramount. Experience the adventure today in Alone Mc.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

HanumanMC

#exciting, Adventures, cambodia, Community, Cross-Play, Dedicated, Discord, Economy, HanumanMC, java edition, member, Minecraft, Minigames, PvP, Raiding, Server, Support, Survival, Voting Rewards

HanumanMC is a Minecraft 1.21.1 server for Java Edition made in Cambodia, where very exciting adventures await! This awesome Survival server features PvP, voting rewards, minigames, and lots more! Come show your support for HanumanMC by joining today and becoming a dedicated member of its community! Discord: discord.gg/zmcmgPpnsX

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Animals Bred:	141
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Trump’s Wall Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old politics discussions on /pol/? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing we’re debating is which block looks the best in a castle! Trump supporters, Biden supporters, and even aliens from Area 51 are all welcome to build and battle it out in our virtual world. Who needs politics when you can have a creeper explode your hard work instead? Join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe signed by Herobrine himself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	New Chunks Explored:	83659
Magic Items Found:	7226	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Bull Run Minecraft SMP – Is This It?

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing increasing is your boredom levels? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and experience a whopping 22% increase in your virtual net worth – that’s right, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that lame.crypto is dead? That’s right, billions of poor little pixels are now homeless and looking for a new server to call home. By joining our SMP, you’ll be providing a safe haven for these poor, displaced blocks and giving them a chance to thrive once again.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the craziest virtual community around. Who knows, you might even become the next diamond billionaire!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Chimeras Created:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Your Welcome Craft

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join dis epic minecraft server where u can ride on giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. also, our admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if u bring him a diamond block. come join the fun and chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Magic Items Found:	6870	Towns Built:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9817
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

WifeBoss vs HusbandGamer

Emotional support, employed wives, gender dynamics, gender influence, Gender Roles, Happiness, HusbandGamer, Husbands, marital happiness, marital relationships, marital roles, Marriage dynamics, marriage satisfaction, mental health, Partnership, psychological well-being, relationship dynamics, self esteem, spousal support, stay-at-home wives, WifeBoss, wives influence

Yo, dis server be like a marriage counseling session but in Minecraft! Join dis server if you wanna level up yo psychological well-being and happiness, bro. Wives be droppin’ mad wisdom on their hubbies, making dem feel like kings of the world. And if yo wife be bringin’ home dat bacon, you gonna be livin’ da high life in dis server. So come on in and let’s work on our relationships while blockin’ and buildin’ our way to happiness!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1