so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that was so lit, even Apple couldn’t handle it? well, come on down to our server where we make Apple cry over their tax bill! we got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll forget all about those pesky taxes.

join us and build your own empire, make friends with talking animals, and battle dragons with nothing but a carrot in your hand.

we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the enchanted golden apples that Apple tried to hide from us.

so come on, join the fun and stick it to the man by playing on our epic minecraft server. who needs Apple when you have us?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
Dragons Tamed: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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